Nikocado Avocado / Nicholas Perry - (Formerly) Fat Faggot who cries because he eats and eats because he cries.

Geena Davis said:
Him squealing like a goddamn pig when he gets fucked is one of the few...not fake things.
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Lemon said:
He's 5'8 and his video yesterday reported his weight at 334.6, which makes his new BMI 51.5 (Morbid Obesity starts at 40.)

That's scary. He jokes a lot about his weight but he's seriously going to die soon if he doesn't stop.
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/shrug

The only drawback is he doesn't stream live so none of us will get to watch him drop dead.
 
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Cock wombler said:
No doubt this has something to do with shitting on women as usual. View attachment 1859054
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Nick would shit on women if he could charge you $200 for it.

But let's keep in mind, even though he's a fat, obnoxious homo he could probably still get more women than the rest of us because he does nothing but eat junk food and get butt fucked for a living and makes more money than you or I do in a year and all anything women care about is cars and money.
 
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Cock wombler said:
No doubt this has something to do with shitting on women as usual. View attachment 1859054
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He’s got such a weird hatred for women; whenever he does those fake top comments on his videos it’s always a “she” or “her” who’s meant to have attacked or insulted him. He always goes extra hard when he’s beefing with female youtubers but when he’s dragged by a man (like James marriott) it’s all “UwU don’t be mad at me daddy”. He also had a habit of posting screenshots of girls comments from Instagram on his story saying “SHE ATTACKED ME GO TELL HER TO STFU”.

He just seems to hate women.
 
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draculasestateagent said:
He’s got such a weird hatred for women; whenever he does those fake top comments on his videos it’s always a “she” or “her” who’s meant to have attacked or insulted him. He always goes extra hard when he’s beefing with female youtubers but when he’s dragged by a man (like James marriott) it’s all “UwU don’t be mad at me daddy”. He also had a habit of posting screenshots of girls comments from Instagram on his story saying “SHE ATTACKED ME GO TELL HER TO STFU”.

He just seems to hate women.
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He's a flaming homo who has pretended to be one in his videos. He's just jealous.
 
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draculasestateagent said:
He’s got such a weird hatred for women; whenever he does those fake top comments on his videos it’s always a “she” or “her” who’s meant to have attacked or insulted him. He always goes extra hard when he’s beefing with female youtubers but when he’s dragged by a man (like James marriott) it’s all “UwU don’t be mad at me daddy”. He also had a habit of posting screenshots of girls comments from Instagram on his story saying “SHE ATTACKED ME GO TELL HER TO STFU”.

He just seems to hate women.
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Come to think of it, it's always a "she" or "her" when he's ranting about office workers who are rude, or change the schedule, or a dental assistant who messed up his invisalign schedule. He really does hate women, which is weird because almost always when he mentions a friend, it's a female.
 
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fuzzdew said:
No more laughs for us
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That’s assuming we laughed at all, he’s too much of a faggot to be likable

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I mean come on he’s become humpty dumpty

Cock wombler said:
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All naturally or not naturally beautiful women will be more fuckable than nick will ever be. I’m shocked Orlin can feel anything in there
 
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Lemon said:
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If he destroys his camera, how will he continue with his eating himself to death mukbang videos? Could it be possible he starts to actually take responsibility, grow up, and get a life instead of doing this? Or maybe he'll buy another one and end up breaking it again? I'd buy the thing off of him just so he doesn't end up breaking the damn thing and continuing to do so again and again. Help stop the cycle of camera abuse!
 
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