Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Beached Landwhale model, Body positive and social justice snacktivist, and gigantic fraud

[IBrokeBob]

Its just funny that whether she is straight, bi or so gay, nobody wants to date her. I believe that says a lot about her toxic personality. Of course she is too dim to have even a trace of self awareness or evolution so she remains stuck in her teenage mentality forever while being in a middle aged overweight body.

36 isn't usually considered middle aged but when you as obese as she is, it most certainly is middle age because she will likely never make it age 60. At the rate she is going, she may not even make it to 50.

 

[Neko GF]

Inauguration shit:

https://twitter.com/Tess_Holliday/status/1351928986603978754 (Archive)
https://twitter.com/Tess_Holliday/status/1351937545416785920 (Archive)
https://twitter.com/Tess_Holliday/status/1351942152561913856 (Archive)

 

[FuckDuckSeagull]

Inauguration shit:
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https://twitter.com/Tess_Holliday/status/1351928986603978754 (Archive)
https://twitter.com/Tess_Holliday/status/1351937545416785920 (Archive)
https://twitter.com/Tess_Holliday/status/1351942152561913856 (Archive)

Tess makes it seem like no woman ever voted for Trump. Does she not know that in some states it was the black and hispanic votes that tilted the state for Trump? Idiot.

 

[Internet's Boyfriend]

Tess is just tryna boost her engagement “go viral” hoping that some stupid news site like the daily mail picks up her story about how tiktok hates fat bodies or whatever. Now she’s on Twitter asking followers to post photos of themselves. It’s just pretty obvious she’s been feeling down lately and needs validation from her fans to suck on her fupa. She’ll be back to posting videos of her crying next week I’m sure.
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Fat girls are another level of hot because body fat is an insulator and retains heat.

Inauguration shit:
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https://twitter.com/Tess_Holliday/status/1351928986603978754 (Archive)
https://twitter.com/Tess_Holliday/status/1351937545416785920 (Archive)
https://twitter.com/Tess_Holliday/status/1351942152561913856 (Archive)

Imagine saying the inauguration made you cry like it's something to be proud of, what a loser.

 

[Dean Pentel]

36 isn't usually considered middle aged but when you as obese as she is, it most certainly is middle age because she will likely never make it age 60. At the rate she is going, she may not even make it to 50.

For the sake of all the other people, furniture, and small animals caught up in her life, let's hope she doesn't.

 

[Cheesegirl78]

Fat girls are another level of hot because body fat is an insulator and retains heat.


Imagine saying the inauguration made you cry like it's something to be proud of, what a loser.

I have to admit, I was watching the Reagan inauguration, and got a little emotional over it, especially when I found out the hostages from the Iranian Embassy were being released, and kept getting updates on where their plane was, that they had left Iranian airspace, and so on. Carter just had this country so fucked up and was seen as soft, so it was good to have him gone.

Tess thinks Biden is going to make it rain weed and sheet cakes, and thinks when heels-up Harris takes over, she'll make Tess Secretary of the Department of Fat.
Dream on, fatty, dream on.

 

[PuffyGroundCloud]

Tess makes it seem like no woman ever voted for Trump. Does she not know that in some states it was the black and hispanic votes that tilted the state for Trump? Idiot.

To be fair, in her fatty brain, only white male vote for Trump.
Which is ironic because Trump is losing white male vote but gaining other

 

[ADHD]

Tess thinks Biden is going to make it rain weed and sheet cakes, and thinks when heels-up Harris takes over, she'll make Tess Secretary of the Department of Fat.

Well if that doesn't work out for her, she could just move to Belgium. Maggie's not gonna live forever.

 

[cactus]

Well, even if she wanted, Trump would never grab her pussy. Or go anywhere near her for that matter, so she should feel safe knowing that.

 

[Hummingbird]

Well, even if she wanted, Trump would never grab her pussy. Or go anywhere near her for that matter, so she should feel safe knowing that.

Could he even find it under all that fat is what I'm wondering.

 

[SnarkySperg]

Tess is again posting information/ faces to her large followings just because she feels like being a bitch. Bonus points to whoever finds her hinge account. I’m sure it’s a goldmine of fat gurl queer quotes and her being quirkyWith a profile picture of her ass.
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How does Hinge work exactly? I've never used it.

I know the Farms can't talk about dunking on embarrassing people on the Internet but for Tess to screenshot that guys (cringe) dating profile is a new low for her. She could at least crop his pictures out and just show the cringey quotes.

She's literally posted someone's phone number before when they creeped on her so this isn't really that new.

Pretty sure it’s just a joke about women getting catcalled at gas stations. Nice feminism Tess.

I was wondering if that's what it meant. I thought it was kinda funny, and pretty much anything she posts that's actually funny is something she stole from someone else, and probably wasn't something she'd have posted if she understood the joke.

And also ends in them being predators (cough, cough, Mary Kay Letourneau).

Perhaps a Creep Catchers/POP Squad arc is not far from Ryann's future...

Well, this explains why she's on TikTok.

She's definitely losing people her own age, she's going to have to keep going younger and I wouldn't put it past her to end up grooming some underage kid, or trying to.

 

[Water-T]

Well, even if she wanted, Trump would never grab her pussy. Or go anywhere near her for that matter, so she should feel safe knowing that.

Trump would need a sherpa and a hoist to reach Tess' pussy.

 

[blue gopher snakes]

36,414 likes? Christ on a crutch I didn't expect that. I was expecting Onision level interactions. 50 likes at the maximum. Anyway it's a stupid post. She planning on being a lot lizard?

I'll admit, I laughed at the post. I think she probably had unusually high engagement on that one because it's amusing as well as a refreshing break from pictures of her literal ass. It's just a silly "hur hur you can always depend upon being cat-called at the gas station" joke, she's not threatening to become a lot lizard. Could you imagine Tess walking from semi to semi, let alone climbing INSIDE one?! I would pay actual cash money to watch her try to heave herself up inside the cab of an 18-wheeler.

 

[GrouchiCorn]

You couldn't think of a single picture you could post that could relate to your kid turning 15 besides Dolly Parton? I'm sure his aversion isn't to all social media.. it's being on YOURS

 

[yousoundlikeanasshole]

Great skin tess! What's your regimen?

 

[Flawmil]

Great skin tess! What's your regimen?

Woooo that hairline. Also Tess is a mean girl who disguises it by being “PC”. Being PC is her way of sniffing her own farts and putting people down in an “acceptable” fashion. She has an army to back her up if anyone questions her bitchy ways. However, it rears its ugly head every once in a while which is why she deleted a lot of shit. Not a very self confident person.

 

[Water-T]

Great skin tess! What's your regimen?

Rolling in Crisco.

(Of course, Tess has to be fucking "clever" and try to get around Rylee's "don't post me on your fucking social media, Mom!" rule by flashing a cutout of his face)

 

[Easy Peasy]

Well, happy birthday Rylee, 3 more years until you're really free of this awful narc. (Side note, my phone tried to correct to barcalounger, also fitting)

Cheers, blessings, well wishes. Keep up the hard work in school. We're all cheering for you to come out the other side with endless success.

Also, hey fuck you Tess

 

[FrownyFace]

You couldn't think of a single picture you could post that could relate to your kid turning 15 besides Dolly Parton? I'm sure his aversion isn't to all social media.. it's being on YOURS
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It is actually a coincidence that they have the same birthday. Also, what does Rylee being a Capricorn have to do with absolutely anything? These are the same idiots who shout from the rooftops that “SCIENCE IS REAL!” He’s probably just quiet because he can’t stand talking to Tess. Like Easy Peasy said, only three more years and he hopefully makes a break for it, with only a stop at the courthouse to change the legal spelling of his first name.

 

[Angry New Ager]

Great skin tess! What's your regimen?

I'm still holding out for "Exfoliates and moisturizes at the same time with a Sausage McMuffin."