Nikocado Avocado / Nicholas Perry - (Formerly) Fat Faggot who cries because he eats and eats because he cries.

draculasestateagent said:
He’s got such a weird hatred for women; whenever he does those fake top comments on his videos it’s always a “she” or “her” who’s meant to have attacked or insulted him. He always goes extra hard when he’s beefing with female youtubers but when he’s dragged by a man (like James marriott) it’s all “UwU don’t be mad at me daddy”. He also had a habit of posting screenshots of girls comments from Instagram on his story saying “SHE ATTACKED ME GO TELL HER TO STFU”.

He just seems to hate women.
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His birth mother dumped him when he was a baby in an orphanage. That probably has something to do with it.
 
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Legoshi said:
If he destroys his camera, how will he continue with his eating himself to death mukbang videos? Could it be possible he starts to actually take responsibility, grow up, and get a life instead of doing this? Or maybe he'll buy another one and end up breaking it again?...
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If he ever wrecks camera while filming, it'll be because he's already upgraded to a new one and wants to use a "Why Orlin Made Me Destroy My Camera!!!" as both storyline and tax claim.

There's not a chance in hell of Neckless taking responsibility or going a week without using his Nikocado schtick to gorge on deep-fried salted fat, and to support his denial about the severity of his eating disorder.

Nicholas Perry: "Nikocado Avocado isn't the real me, he's just a character I play"-

Much as that (and an oxygen tank) may get him through the night, once he loses the excuse- "But it's my job! I have to eat like that to earn [sic] a living", he'll find himself confronted by reality eg It's not 'just the character', Nikocado, who now weighs 320-350lbs^. And if Nikocado has to wear socks with his slides to hide his ashen-grey toes, chances are, Nicholas Perry's also trying to ignore signs of diabetes.


^ FMD, that's 145-168 kg (aka 25 stone)









*edit- bc: stupid.
 
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ugh, he's so wasteful.

at least most mukbang channels i've seen eating disgusting amounts of food will at least eat most of it. nikocado will get a meal for 15 people and barely get through it, assault it, or end up with half of it on his face. hopefully he at least goes to these fast food joints outside of the lunch/dinner rush-- if he's out here stressing out employees with these huge ass orders + holding up people trying to grab a quick bite on their lunch break, just to throw most of it away, he really sucks.

also, mixing all of the chick-fil-a sauces together? ew.
 
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mario if smoke weed said:
Twenty thousand calories?! That's a hundred calories per page. God damn. How does this "man"* keep all that down??
* assuming he's not a trash compacting alien in disguise
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I skimmed through. He didn't eat any of it. He sniffed the food, made eating noises then put it back down. He ate some steamed vegetables towards the end and moved half the food off camera. So yeah he just wasted it.
 
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Cock wombler said:
I skimmed through. He didn't eat any of it. He sniffed the food, made eating noises then put it back down. He ate some steamed vegetables towards the end and moved half the food off camera. So yeah he just wasted it.
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I get the feeling he just stores much of the food in the fridge as props. Near the end when he moved the food one of the burgers had a piece of foil coated cardboard sticking in it. Would make sense because many of his videos in the last weeks had samy fastfood stuff.
 
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Cock wombler said:
I skimmed through. He didn't eat any of it. He sniffed the food, made eating noises then put it back down. He ate some steamed vegetables towards the end and moved half the food off camera. So yeah he just wasted it.
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Oh shit so if he's not eating the food. Is he secretly trying to lose weight,?
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Legoshi said:
You'd have to pay me a million pounds to just go inside his house. I imagine his house reeks from the toilet. His shit probably smells fucking putrid after all the crap he's eaten and even worse than rotting fish. Possibly even death...
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i would only dare enter his residence if I had a hazard suit and gas mask so I could decontaminate the fuckin place
 
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