Louis "Lou" Gagliardi / Ash Franzetti / Alex 'Ace' Maddox / Tegan Ainsley / Taryn Amita / Diana / gothickitteh / gothickitty / Lynn Brooks / @acekatt - #T R A M S _ C R O W _ F U N D *buys 12 iPads* "Anyone got $600 they can spare?" *spits on cancer patient*

[Lou’s Biggest Fan]

He’s actually planning on trying to crowdfund a $6000/yr stipend and he thinks that somehow is better than his random beg sessions for electronics that ultimately amount to LESS than that per month. Good lord, man.

Also to all our new readers, take this from the OP as the perfect response to every time Lou tried to suicide bait

 

[JaneThough]

His new begging schtik is total BS. "I'll beg for $500. But only $500. But sometimes stuff happens". Literally what he has been doing all along! He begs for X, gets it, promises not to beg for Y amount of time, then within hours he suddenly needs $200 to go to Walmart and buy spaghetti.

 

[Damien Thorne]

His new begging schtik is total BS. "I'll beg for $500. But only $500. But sometimes stuff happens". Literally what he has been doing all along! He begs for X, gets it, promises not to beg for Y amount of time, then within hours he suddenly needs $200 to go to Walmart and buy spaghetti.

Lou should be presented to everybody who is considering becoming a parent as a warning story - if you let your kids get through life without feeling the joy of earning their own way, you will end up with a bunch of Lous and everyfuckingbody involved will suffer.

 

[0 0]

His new begging schtik is total BS. "I'll beg for $500. But only $500. But sometimes stuff happens". Literally what he has been doing all along! He begs for X, gets it, promises not to beg for Y amount of time, then within hours he suddenly needs $200 to go to Walmart and buy spaghetti.

It's double dipping at its finest. He's not assured to use 500 entire dollars each month to begin with, so he'll have extra money just lying around for more trash. But he then adds he's not assured to need only $500 either, so it's just a reason to boost his money for more toys, games and electronics.

What baffles me is he genuinely believes somebody will take up the mantle and let him leech half a thousand dollars monthly for him taking on the arduous task of existing.

 

[Norman B. Normal]

sigh.

I know that so long as Kiwifarms exists and i ask for help, i'll never get it...but i'd like my past to be in the past.

Ya know, Lou, ya say that, but to be brutally honest, we're the best friends you have in the world right now. Did you know that Null used to devote a great deal of his time and effort, at no benefit to him, to helping CWC escape his trolls and achieve adulthood? If that neckbeard chud can do it, imagine how a bunch of sensitive liberals like many of us on this very thread could help you--if you'd JUST. FUCKING. LISTEN.

You constantly ask for "help," but the best help you could possibly receive is the advice we're offering: Get a job. Move out of your mother's house. Find a competent therapist or life coach who will give you solid, practical advice that will help you break the self-destructive habits you've built up over decades, even if it hurts like hell. Every single person who achieves any kind of success in life reaches a point where they have to say goodbye to their old, irresponsible selves and take on the responsibilities of adulthood, even though it hurts. That suffering is a part of life, and literally everyone goes through it. You're not special.

So here's some free advice: Go ahead and ask for money! Tell people that when you fulfill your needs, you sometimes buy wants! But here's the absolute cosmic mindfuck, Lou: instead of defining your wants as iPads and furry titty art, tell everyone that you want to hire a life coach who will tell you how to fix your fucking life. Christ, man, so many of us have been there! Why do you think Thoreau said "the mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation"? Because no one knows what they're fucking doing! Most people, if they're lucky, eventually figure it out on their own. But lots and lots of people can't get there on their own, and they need help. And there's no shame in that! From my perspective, you're still a young man and you have a lot of time to make something of yourself... if you want to.

Because that's the last piece of the puzzle: you have to want to make a better life for yourself. If you're happy to run the clock out watching Doctor Who and fapping to furry art and lashing out at people on Twitter, none of us can help you, and your pathetic enablers can't help you, and maybe you really would be better off deleting yourself. I beg you, Lou, as sincerely as I can put it: Prove us wrong.

 

[Iron Hamster]

And you know what this motherfucker learned? Nothing. Already onto the next grift!

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Not seeing what's changed here. He already deletes his grift tweets so he can grift again immediately. And this grifting pattern is exactly the same. It's hilarious how everything has to revolve around shit he doesn't need.

 

[Leonard Helplessness]

Not seeing what's changed here. He already deletes his grift tweets so he can grift again immediately. And this grifting pattern is exactly the same. It's hilarious how everything has to revolve around shit he doesn't need.

His approach to life is as sophisticated and productive as a game of Cookie Clicker, and nearly as enjoyable and fulfilling in the end.

 

[The Dude]

Let's see if archive.md will work before Lou DFEs. archive | archive | archive | archive
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The absolute brass-balls audacity of this guy. Again, he hasn't learned a damn thing. He's just saying what he thinks everyone wants him to say so they'll stop being mad and hurting his feel-bads. He absolutely DOESN'T want to be held accountable, and he still believes he's in the right. Notice how he's still trying to make excuses for his behavior? A great example is him excusing away his transtrender comment "because they were allied with TERFs". That's clear evidence that he doesn't think he was wrong and just wants people to forgive him and stop holding him accountable.

And if nothing else holds as solid proof that he hasn't learned a damn thing, he's back to grifting on the SAME DAY he's getting called out by the other furfags and trannies.

 

[Immortal Technique]

Probably my favorite tweet of today: His justification for calling that trans person a transtrender. It shows how pathetically sad he is. The person did not 100% agree with him, so they were a "TERF transtrender!" Yea Louie, because that makes perfect since. Everyone knows that TERFs and trans people really see eye-to-eye.

(It's already been archived in a post further above)

He has had to switch it up now. Can't call all these furries and trans people calling him out TERFs, so he's started to just call them Kiwi Farmers.

 

[Miss Misery]

I wonder how much time will elapse between this "tail-between-legs" contrition, and rageposting because no attention and/or more grift. I give it about three hours, his tummy is full and he feels satiated - for now.

edit: apparently not, because now that he's "apologized," he is on his very high horse again and antagonizing for no reason. Getting off the furry train and onto the Diabetes Train choo choo!

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Wow, simping for a conservative far-right politician who is a paraplegic and can still use his arms to sign documents...

But he's 25 and absurdly fucking handsome, so of course Lou's going to find a way to stan for Madison.

He's not going to fuck you, Lou.

To quote Madison Cawthorn himself, "cry more, lib".

 

[Iron Hamster]

The absolute brass-balls audacity of this guy. Again, he hasn't learned a damn thing. He's just saying what he thinks everyone wants him to say so they'll stop being mad and hurting his feel-bads. they'll give him money. He absolutely DOESN'T want to be held accountable, and he still believes he's in the right. Notice how he's still trying to make excuses for his behavior? A great example is him excusing away his transtrender comment "because they were allied with TERFs". That's clear evidence that he doesn't think he was wrong and just wants people to forgive him and stop holding him accountable. keep giving him money

And if nothing else holds as solid proof that he hasn't learned a damn thing, he's back to grifting on the SAME DAY he's getting called out by the other furfags and trannies.

You were so close.

 

[JaneThough]

It's double dipping at its finest. He's not assured to use 500 entire dollars each month to begin with, so he'll have extra money just lying around for more trash. But he then adds he's not assured to need only $500 either, so it's just a reason to boost his money for more toys, games and electronics.

What baffles me is he genuinely believes somebody will take up the mantle and let him leech half a thousand dollars monthly for him taking on the arduous task of existing.

The other thing is that he acts like if he doesn't spend all the money he has at the moment he has it, it goes bad or something. Lou, there's this thing called budgeting. When you have $500, and you spend $450, you don't have to spend that $50 leftover. You can save it, and acrue a savings, so when stuff does "come up", as you say, you can handle it.

I love that he anticipates shit "coming up". Because he knows the minute some new shiny is released, something will "come up."

 

[Norman B. Normal]

Wow, simping for a conservative far-right politician who is a paraplegic and can still use his arms to sign documents...

But he's 25 and absurdly fucking handsome, so of course Lou's going to find a way to stan for Madison.

He's not going to fuck you, Lou.

To quote Madison Cawthorn himself, "cry more, lib".

Honestly, Madison Cawthorn is legit retarded. Only in the year of our Lord 2020 could this dipshit get elected to the people's House amongst the other QAnon clowns without the proper scrutiny. But of course Lou sees "wheelchair" and it short-circuits his two-volt brain (because HE'S "disabled," dontcha know) and he suddenly finds himself simping for exactly the kind of exceptional alt-right sped he would ordinarily rage against. #TrustThePlan, Lou! #WWG1WGA!

 

[Rich Evans Apologist]

"I'm gonna delete my twitter. Fuck those people on the website ARCHIVING MY TWITTER"
gee lou, what do you think might happen next

 

[General Disarray]

He's pivoted pretty rapidly to playing up the "disabled" rather than the "trans/furry." It's an untapped group that he obviously hopes is ripe for the picking. His latest retweets:

I didn't archive because they are probably not going to be deleted by their respective OP's. Feel free to do so if you'd like though.

 

[Easy Peasy]

Meanwhile Lou is like, yinz guys, I'm diabetic too, I need ipadsulin, I mean insulin. Uh. Kiwifarms judenrat amirite?

I was shocked to find out this idiot is on the way to 40 when I started getting familiar with everyone's least favorite furfag.

 

[Sheeeeeiiiiiittt]

Damn Lou, this is one hell of a season finale from you. These dramatic twists of discarding undertaleguy and wanting to be held accountable for what he has said.
What about SueDeer? Do you still wanna stick your finger in her eye socket?

 

[Iron Hamster]

I guess any newbs haven't gotten to the use of the louman shield yet. $375 for Christmas by the way.

 

[Boys Club Rhetoric]

"Kiwi Farm Kuck" Even chud is better than this. "what you get is me" archive
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Lou literally getting what he asked for - to be held accountable - and immediately not liking it is absolutely delicious. And that isn't even a monkey's paw wish Lou, its just you shamelessly plugging your ears and yelling "la la la I can't hear you" like a child.

This very thread could be viewed as a method of holding you accountable - but because you don't like us, you'll just ignore it. Ignoring the fact that everything here is sourced from you.

Apologies mean nothing when you adopt an attitude of "consequences and penitence be damned", because instant gratification, or I guess forgiveness in this case, is the only thing that you know and accept. People like you think that an apology is a "get out of jail free" card. It's not. An apology is the first step to redemption, not the last. Words must be followed by meaningful action.

I'd be genuinely happy if you could get that lesson through your skull, but I won't hold my breath on that

 

[Lou's Abndoned Artwork]

Apologies mean nothing when you adopt an attitude of "consequences and penitence be damned", because instant gratification, or I guess forgiveness in this case, is the only thing that you know and accept. People like you think that an apology is a "get out of jail free" card. It's not. An apology is the first step to redemption, not the last. Words must be followed by meaningful action.

The "I'm sorry because I feel awkward and just want this painful interaction to be over with" is such a pathetic and worthless way of apologising. It never addresses the issue or gives off any kind of self reflection or understanding, so those kinds of "I'm sorry" just show a real weakness of character.

You apologise because you want to begin the process of fixing whatever you fucked up. You don't do it just to make your sad fee-fee's go away.