US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

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Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?
 
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Slimy Time said:
Jesus they really have nothing better to write about. Trump had 2 scoops of ice cream, this is bad. Biden loves ice cream, this is good. If we thought articles were going to get boring with Trump out, they won't, they will be just as shit and autistic, but for a very different reason.
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And I thought that Neil Druckmann's story writing was bad with TLOU2, trying to put down Ellie as hard as he can, while trying to make Abby look like an absolute angel, but this is on it's own level.
 
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UselessIdiot said:
Who the hell is buying into this cringey bullshit?

It's so over-the-the-top and nauseating. They could at least try to be a little more subtle and feign impartiality, but I guess when the will of the people no longer matters, they'll let the propaganda machine roam free.
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Nauseating puts it mildly. If that's the level they're at on now. Where will they be in a year? Biden will the first person to be Time Magazine's person of the Year, Peoples Sexist Person, and be on the cover of High Times at the same time.

Dem cities will probably soon start erecting statues of him. Then send everyone a portrait of Biden to put up in their house. You know what, I'm calling it now. We will see people on the socials unironically posting their frame photos of Biden.
 
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Nauseating puts it mildly. If that's the level they're at on now. Where will they be in a year? Biden will the first person to be on Time Magazine's Man of the Year, Peoples Sexist Person, and the cover of High Times at the same time.

Dem cities will probably soon start erecting statues of him. Then send everyone a portrait of Biden to put up in their house. You know what, I'm calling it now. We will see people on the socials unironically posting their frame photos of Biden.
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I can't wait for people to start showing off their Biden tattoos, especially if they're in areas such as their butt cheeks.
 
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Hey Barack I have a question.

Joe its 3 am.

Yeah sorry ah, the ah ah ah, I’ve got this red keyboard here, which button does the, y’know, the thing

The drone panel?

Yeah, the ah, the panel. You don’t need to tell me. I’m no turkeynecked cornfiddler. The panel thing.

Yeah, Joe, I know *sighhhh*. The key you're looking for is "D".

I don’t see the "D" key, brother.

It’d the one between S and F. The D is worn off.
 
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