Containment What If?

Realshow said:
They'd try to kick him out, but he would mace someone, causing him to get sent to jail. Shortly afterwards, DC/Marvel would make an expy of Chris their next big character.
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He'd probably be a joke villain along the lines of Killer Moth or Condiment King. He'd have a magic Sonichu medallion that could bring his Sonichu characters to life, and his evil plans would involve assaulting GameStop employees, glitterbombing SEGA headquarters with actual bombs full of glitter, and spiking the world Fanta supply with his semen.
 
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What if Chris hated bright lights, could multiply when added with water, and couldn't eat after midnight?
 
Apocalypso said:
What if Chris hated bright lights, could multiply when added with water, and couldn't eat after midnight?
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Well, we wouldn't have to worry about Chris being exposed to bright lights or water, but with his "biological clock", him eating after midnight (and before) is an inevitability.
 
Somari1996 said:
What if Chris became a voice actor?
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http://sonichu.com/cwcki/Videobooks

Also: 300 pages!!!

DykesDykesChina said:
What if Chris lived in a psychedelic fairy tale forest?

You know what kind of forest I mean: weird colorful mushrooms growing all over, fairies of the naked-girl-with-butterfly-wings type zipping about, talking animals who speak in brainfuck riddles and paradoxes, everything ruled by weird non-Euclidean geometries (e.g. a wood path that appears to run straight suddenly curves into a Moebius strip), trees have faces, flowers grow incredibly high, the sky sparkles with colorful fractals etc.

How would Chris fare if he was a resident of such a forest? In what kind of mushroom would he live? How would he get along with the cute nubile fairies, the paradox-talking animals, the non-Euclidean geometries etc.?
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He would try to take the thing over but ends up just craping himself and doing nothing
 
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maximumwarp said:
What if Chris was an actual super hero that protected Virginia like he always dreamed of? I'd imagine he would use his powers to get china.
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He'd also get his powers from China, meaning he'd never do anything from his powers.

What if Chris came back to this forum and tried answering EVERY QUESTION WE'VE EVER ASKED ON THIS THREAD!?
 
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Somari1996 said:
What if Chris went to space?
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For longer jaunts, such as a stay on the ISS, he'd need to make quite a few adjustments. He'd be getting used to relying on the government to regularly supply him with the essentials for life. He'd expect his muscles to atrophy, and he'd have very little female company. Bathing would be irregular, and he'd at times have to wear diapers. I think he'll get on fine so long as they augment the CO2 scrubbers to do something about the rotten watermelon stench.
 
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