DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[TheGoutburglar]

@Pretty Boy Extremism You raise a valid point, though I'll point out that it's the mountain of evidence for Champions that broke Mora (don't know about Sidella), because as much money as Phil likely spent on all those statues, not only does it pale in comparison to the Champions figure but it's an admitted hobby. Gacha is something that Phil continues to lie about, and it's very obvious that the main reason is the gargantuan financial investment. Champions alone represents way too much money to be disregarded, it is mathematically impossible for Phil to act like it doesn't account for where his disposable income actually goes or that said income is as low as he wants everyone to think it is. And then there is whatever other games he has whaled out on over the years, because this grift is far from new.

Perhaps Phil does still fear showing his personal belongings for the reason you think, but even if he does, he still fears the contents of his phone being discovered waaaaaaaay more.

 

[Forbidden Math]

@Pretty Boy Extremism You raise a valid point, though I'll point out that it's the mountain of evidence for Champions that broke Mora (don't know about Sidella), because as much money as Phil likely spent on all those statues, not only does it pale in comparison to the Champions figure but it's an admitted hobby. Gacha is something that Phil continues to lie about, and it's very obvious that the main reason is the gargantuan financial investment. Champions alone represents way too much money to be disregarded, it is mathematically impossible for Phil to act like it doesn't account for where his disposable income actually goes or that said income is as low as he wants everyone to think it is. And then there is whatever other games he has whaled out on over the years, because this grift is far from new.

Perhaps Phil does still fear showing his personal belongings for the reason you think, but even if he does, he still fears the contents of his phone being discovered waaaaaaaay more.

If I remember right Sidella broke pignosis because Phil said something about retarded people. Which is unusual given it wasn't Phil's first time using the term retard, but hey, whatever, I'm sure with a guy like Sidella it was harder to believe outsiders (due to the pignosis cult) but once he saw it for his own eyes he could believe.

That said I may be remembering that wrong because while Sidella was a notable fan once he left I was happy to just forget about him and let him go be weird in his own corner of the world.

 

[KKKrèmebrûlée]

If I remember right Sidella broke pignosis because Phil said something about retarded people. Which is unusual given it wasn't Phil's first time using the term retard, but hey, whatever, I'm sure with a guy like Sidella it was harder to believe outsiders (due to the pignosis cult) but once he saw it for his own eyes he could believe.

That said I may be remembering that wrong because while Sidella was a notable fan once he left I was happy to just forget about him and let him go be weird in his own corner of the world.

Yeah, Phil told his mods, in his discord I think, to ignore Sidella because "he's austistic".

 

[actually]

I do think there is a possibility of an additional black hole that we haven't found yet, but even I think that's a rather slim chance given that 1) as far as we know, he has yet to rack up more credit card debt which means he's probably just wasting money in the usual way that he does, and 2) there is a reason he doesn't do house tours anymore to show off his manchild crap to try and flex with. He doesn't have that shit anymore, if he did he would be showing it off. That Snort Fort is probably barren as fuck now.

My money would be on another mobile game, tbh. Phil's a legit addict, given that we know for sure about Supercard and Dokkan Battle, I found that Marvel: Future Fight account, and we have Champions. That's a minimum of 4 games he has whaled on.

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

The statues may have ended up being tossed during one of Khat and Dave's many trips to the dump. They are always going there, at least once every few months even now, and Khat may have wanted all those statues of buxom female characters and muscly men banished to the Chaos Realm, so Dave can't cheat on her with those fictional characters

The idea of him having to bin thousands of dollars in statues to placate his potato wife in their sham marriage is hilarious. He can't have sold them on Ebay, as he's too worried people would mess with him (which to be fair, they would). Although didn't he have an assessor visit as part of the bankruptcy proceedings? Perhaps he either binned them in advance or hid them and is too lazy to get them back out again, so he could plead poverty.

 

[PieceofShet]

lol

 

[Iron Hamster]

he's too worried people would mess with him (which to be fair, they would).

That's the price for sending out empty boxes.

 

[KKKrèmebrûlée]

Lol the entire stream is going to be the Ichiban minigame. He is definitely trying to delay Divinity as much as possible.

 

[PieceofShet]

Lol the entire stream is going to be the Ichiban minigame. He is definitely trying to delay Divinity as much as possible.

and what about the countdown thing? Its not like he is gonna edit them, he just needs to put random videos while talking about stuff.

Its almost february.

 

[Anal birth]

Phil before he comes on mic for the prestream

 

[TheGoutburglar]

Yeah, Phil told his mods, in his discord I think, to ignore Sidella because "he's austistic".

Stuff like that is why I'm not sure if Phil knows about his own autism or not.

My money would be on another mobile game, tbh. Phil's a legit addict, given that we know for sure about Supercard and Dokkan Battle, I found that Marvel: Future Fight account, and we have Champions. That's a minimum of 4 games he has whaled on.

Though Champions is the only one we know he still plays, correct?

Lol the entire stream is going to be the Ichiban minigame. He is definitely trying to delay Divinity as much as possible.

I wonder at what point he stops running from it because of how much we talk about him running from it, we he hates us doing.

 

[actually]

Though Champions is the only one we know he still plays, correct?

With certainty, yes. The Future Fight account showed (when I found it) no activity for about a year. Supercard got replaced by Champions. Dokkan Battle just got dropped, I guess.

 

[Pepper Jack]

but it could also be for ordering out, since he probably does way more of that than he lets on.

I have had this theo theory for a while that he lies about what he has for dinner to hide the fact he gets food delivery more than he let's on.

He doesn't lie every time (of course), but there are times that he answers the dinner question the same way he answers questions when he is lying. The classic example is "uh I don't know what we are having tonight. Probably something frozen." I have wondered if these are the days he is eating out.

In before DSP blows this theory out of proportion on stream.

 

[wahkando]

Kat can't help out with the streams because she HAS A life and is VERY BUSY to the point that she can't always play the game she wants.

What does she do, you ask? She COOKS for Phil and her. And works 3-4 days a week.

 

[TheGoutburglar]

With certainty, yes. The Future Fight account showed (when I found it) no activity for about a year. Supercard got replaced by Champions. Dokkan Battle just got dropped, I guess.

It would (partially) explain his insistence on keeping Champions despite the fact that after a year of being kicked from guild after guild, he has to know by now that there is no refuge for him in that game. He has lost as thoroughly as one possibly can there. It's over. If he had another game to whale out in that isn't getting fucked with, I would expect, at the very least, for his mood to be better than what it has been for awhile now. Unless he's trying to not let on that he found a new game so we won't find it. Don't think so, though.

@Pepper Jack Phil has a meal schedule and has yet to show any ability to refrain from bitching about not getting what he wants, and what he visibly wants is NOT frozen food. He'll eat it rather than starve or cook for himself, but what he likes is someone else cooking for him, whether it be his replacement mother or some restaurant cook. No way he legit has such a "whatever" attitude about what dinner is. He's lying or trying to hide his contempt for it when Khet won't cook.

 

[snort inquisition]

I have had this theo theory for a while that he lies about what he has for dinner to hide the fact he gets food delivery more than he let's on.

He doesn't lie every time (of course), but there are times that he answers the dinner question the same way he answers questions when he is lying. The classic example is "uh I don't know what we are having tonight. Probably something frozen." I have wondered if these are the days he is eating out.

In before DSP blows this theory out of proportion on stream.

probably easy to assume if he goes massively into detail about what he fucking ate, he's lying

 

[PutridElephant]

Shorten your prestream.

NO!

Today:

It's a miracle. Guess he forgot his statement that prestreams can run as long as they want.

 

[TheyCallItNPD]

Yakuza 7: "DSP Finishes Up ALL The Side Content!"

This guy. Has he not finished the story yet? Is he holding the ending ransom so that viewers don't drop off?

He's got literally 2 hours before the credits roll. He could get to the ending before his 40-minute 20-minute break, then clean up some side content before Kat's Delicious Home-Cooked Meal.

 

[Pargon]

Yakuza 7: "DSP Finishes Up ALL The Side Content!"

This guy...

He's got literally 2 hours before the credits roll. He could get to the ending before his 35-minute 20-minute break, then clean up some side content before Kat's Delicious Home-Cooked Meal.

Is he delaying his 2020 review? Delaying Divinity? Such a prick that he knows viewers would drop off if he cleans up Yakuza side content after finishing the story?

Several prominent cows read here regularly, including Phil, as made obvious by the fact that users here will make a complaint or prediction one day and then the cow will act contrary to that sentiment the following day in an attempt to troll, as if we here somehow care about our wild speculation about how idiotic a sideshow attraction will act at any given moment. This behavior has been observed in Foodie Beauty/Chantal's case and Amberlynn, as well as Phil himself.

 

[TheGoutburglar]

Shorten your prestream.

NO!

Today:
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It's a miracle. Guess he forgot his statement that prestreams can run as long as they want.

Phil must be getting really desperate if he's actually concerned about how much gameplay can be found in his streams now.

Though his pre-streams are so fucking long at this point that shaving thirty minutes off doesn't make a dent in them.