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lol, bitch puffs her face so much she looks like she got mumps holy shit
Cosplay Lori Cerda / Usagi Kou / Lori Lewd / Zero Two / Lori Lune and Kevin Hanft / AdollaSkye / Skye / Krook3dKev - 37-year-old batshit crazy Sailor Moon cosplayer & e-thot with 20 years of drama, 27-year-old simp manchild cosplay martyr fiancé, Momokun's archenemies
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you know, its really telling when the one who groped tiddies on anime conventions, shoves long nails up her pussy, comes over as the normal, empathic one you know shit hit the fan.Thank you for this bounty! I'll get to work on it.
Transcripts of New Mariah Screencaps (Thank you, faggot fucker!)
Unknown: "Mariah one of your old friends kevin made a really troubling account @skyeslastwords. he is one of my favorite cosplayers and i don't know who to talk to to get him help. i used to be friends with him and lori on fb but they kicked me off because i was being critical of lori and how she is hurting kevin. i hope he is not planning suicide. if you have any way to help him please help him, i dont think he has anyone left around him besides lorena."
Mariah (btsmomokun): "I have for years. Tried to help them. Like it got to the point where we called the cops. His mother. The Seattle police department. I have done my efforts time no time again only to be thrown out and Lori manipulate him. Lori has done terrible things. And broken all of our hearts. As we've tried with all out might to save him. He said I needed to apologize to Lori for all of us saying she was bad or he wouldn't talk to me again and I said I couldn't do that."
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Kevin: "Can you unblock her at least? Not being able to see your comments is weird to her. I'm going to try adding my friends back. I'm doing my best here."
Mariah: "I understand you are. But I will not accept her. I don't want to see her. Why would I unblock her? It's not okay Are you to ask me that. I understand doing your best but I don't want to be involved in your drama anymore. I will be your friend but I won't be there for a moderator."
Kevin (June 12, 201: "The drama is that neither of us has been the best and we just want support. I'm sorry for involving you in our drama but I want to be friends again. I really do value our friendship and I'm sorry for all this."
Kevin (June 15, 201
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Kevin: I really love her and want a future together, she was in a lot of pain and feels what was said was verbally abusive. I don't want this turmoil. I don't want to lose friends.
Mariah: You've already lost a lot of friends. There's not much I can say. If facts are abusive then it's because she realizes the truth behind my words. If she were to have changed her ways and to act differently I could see myself taking back what I've said. But she has proved incorrectly. I will not be apologizing. I have been nothing but a true friend and stuck around while everyone else removed you. I'm thoroughly offended you think you can say I was not a true friend. But it's all I've ever been. I really hope the two of you work. And have a bright future.
Kevin: "I didn't say you weren't. I am planning to marry her someday, that's just the end game when im in a relationship. She just wants to know nothing was going on between us."
Mariah: "I miss this kevin. And I hope to see him again some one day."
Kevin: "I know that. She says I can add you back in a week or so... but don't you think i hate not having any friends left? I hate it. I know things are shit. Better than anyone. I'm depressed and in rehab."
Mariah: "I understand you are. And I know you're going through a rough time. I truly wish I could have been there for you more."
Kevin: "...trust me I [?] myself the most."
Mariah: "No, a friend shouldn't. But a friend who went out of her way to make sure you were okay while on vacation with my parents and working. To make sure someone I've had few interactions with was okay, speaks louder than any fucking Facebook post or friendship. I stuck my neck out for you and you went right behind my back to her and proved your loyalty to friends meant nothing."
Kevin: "She thinks I'm in love with you and don't drop it. I don't know what to do."
Mariah: "Are you in love with me?"
Kevin: "No."
Mariah: "Then tell her that. And let her know. Because you removing me off Facebook doesn't prove anything."
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Mariah: "...needs some sort of sense knocked into him. I'm not bashing him. I'm calling out what she did to him. I love Kevin so much and would never want to harm him. But I'm sick of people acting like Lori didn't do anything. She's so bad for him."
Dan: "Yes I agree completely but the added stress and anxiety for him right now doesn't seem like a good route. I'm not sure exactly what he was doing in Seattle aside from smoking pot, but something has triggered a bit of psychotic anxiety in his head. He's very mentally unstable but I'm very confident in my parents ability to handle the situation. I dragged them through years of addiction and family counseling."
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Mariah: We've all tried so hard trust me. I've begged with him.
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Unknown: "Did the cops go"
Hunter: "we are making him chose cause he has to in order to move on"
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Mariah: "But we can only handle so much. We can only help our friends who can accept it. My heart breaks so much for him. I will reach out again but I don't know if there's much I can do... Lori is truly a monster. I would never personally witch-hunt or cancel someone. But that evil evil woman needs to leave him alone. The amount of damage she has caused and how Kevin's parents have left them to be is so sad..."
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Mariah: "How is the new apartment?"
Kevin (July 28, 2019): "Hey Mariah, so I'll keep it short, I am going to be sweeping out my friends list soon. I need to figure out who's trying to support me and who is tearing me down. I've had you on restricted for the rude things said to Lori, I will unrestrict the posts and we can all be happy friends, just one apology directly to her. But otherwise I think I'll need to take you off my personal fb. I still value the good times I've shared with all my friends, but I can't be friends with people who hate lori. These trolls are tearing us apart and I can't take it anymore. I've been lashing out of everyone and become reactive and volatile. Lori has made insane progress on herself as a person, but everyone is stuck in the past. If you know what's going on then you already know. Your last message was very supportive so I have high hopes. but Lori needs to hear the apology herself from a few select peeps. Let me know where you stand. Thanks."
Mariah: "Like I said I wish you guys the best. And I'm glad to see you both doing so well and I'm proud of you both. What I said at the time Was what I felt I am not sorry for the things I said because that is how I felt at the time from seeing how toxic both of you were for each other and very disgusting attitudes. So I cannot apologize something I am not worry for. That being said you are free to restrict me, unrestrict me, friend, un friend etc. but I am very happy for the two of you and hope to see continued growth from the both of you and happiness. I would say that lashing out is not the way to go, especially your friends. And if me saying any of this means I apparently hate someone I don't know, is far from the truth. Like I said, I'm happy for you both and want to see continued happiness from both of you together. You both deserve the best so be each other's best."
Kevin: "Thank you, I really wish little apologies werent so hard, but you also need to understand you and some of my friends were some of the reason I got torn away so abruptly from her. I was always talking to you and friends about my problems instead of trying to solve it with her. Shes completely broken from that mistrust. That's why she reached out to her ex [Rikki] so many times. Cause I had someone to talk behind her back so I guess she needed that two. Neither of us are innocent. I truly think it's getting better aside from occasional ptsd moments and some bad days here and there. I really hope down the road everyone can be friends but the stubbornness is causing fissures and I don't even know which friends i can trust. I'm sorry."
Mariah (July 29, 2019): "I am always open to being friends with all of you and whatever was in the past happened. Frankly it's not something I really remember too much. No stubbornness here. But I think you need to also be equally understanding of the emotional stress your relationship put on your friends as well. We all want to see you and Lori grow together and be the best you both can be. Everyone wants to see you both do well and be the best. I know I do. Good luck bubs."
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Mariah: "I truly believe Lori will be the cause of Kevin's death or suicide. We as. Group of friends have done so much. We've contacted everyone, including the police, family, etc. We've all fought so hard. But after we went to his place with the cops and we heard all of the screaming and fighting and then him attacking us because of her. It was almost too much. I was gonna even have him live with me to get away from her. I cannot explain to you how evil this girl is. Like I did my stupid shit because I was being genuinely a idiot and not thinking of peoples feelings. But this bitch. Excuse my language. Is fucking evil. Like...so beyond evil it just hurts to even talk about. And this is such a old wound that never healed right. We've all tried so hard. I don't know what could save him. I think the whole world trying to talk to him wouldn't be enough. That woman has some kind of hold on him. She threatens him constantly with suicide and killing herself and blaming him. He's such a sweet guy. He was one of my best friends. I cared so much about him and his life. And he threw all of us to the trash. I'm not sure what more I can do. Truly. I will reach out again. But I know that fucking bitch is gonna start again. I cannot stand her, with every fiber of my being. She fucking makes him starve himself to be skinny too. It broke my heart. And he would cut him self."
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Mariah: "You're free to use any of this info just don't show the number of his I don't know if that till his number. But I personally just reached out again. But fuck if he kills himself, it's her. Dude. She's so fucked man. I can't believe I got this message from you and seeing that account has me in tears. I truly love Kevin for the sweet kind Kevin we knew before Lori. it's been so much. I just can't believe to this day he struggle with her till. I thought he would grow. I'm sorry I'm rambling I just don't know what to say and I feel like they both gaslight us so much that ll of his friends and I have been like ??? Are we the problem? Cause he says it like we caused all their drama. When they have been so psycho I just don't know what to do, ma'am... I really have no idea."
Kevin (January 2021): Lol jesus christ. I'm happy Mariah. Lori and I might fight but she's literally the only human I can stand to be around for more than 12 hours. She is doing really well with onlyfans and her insta is almost 100k. She makes enough I dont even work full time anymore. I didn't even remember I made that account (@skyeslastwords). I made it because she blocked me and I couldn't believe it so I made an account so I could still communicate but that fight was over within minutes. I was suicidal. I have night terrors. I have paranoia. I even have psychosis on social media and we say and post weird shit all the time. Besides the fact that having a 9-5 is an injustice to humanity, I'm doing really well. She's been posting for so much shit is a joke. I've even been able to buy myself designer clothes and pretty much have a cushy dream life. I just wish I could get more followers. I've been slow with cosplay but I'm doing fine. Trust me lol don't believe shit you read. She's still really mad at all of you. For what happened and how much hatred was directed at her but come on we're all adults here."
Mariah: "I just wanted to do a safety check in. I'll leave you to it."
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Mariah: "He's so far gone I can't even explain. He's not even Kevin anymore that's not the Kevin I knew or any of us."
atleast moo moo tried her best to save him, but it can be hard to pull someone long term from a abusive narcissist .
not to mention draining.
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Only Kev can help hinself.
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This is awesome, thank you! MVP shit.
I definitely never thought I would respect Mariah over another person but Lori is proving to be worse than her. Plus she's been at it for what, 20 years? Something insane like that.
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I don’t see Kevin escaping any time soon, if ever. He sounds completely brainwashed and defeated. He would’ve been better off joining a cult, because at least he would’ve had the ability to socialize with his fellow members instead of enduring the abuse in complete isolation. I’m not even really joking about that. Lori is the human embodiment of everything you need to avoid in life. This bitch sucks the life and will to live out of everyone that has the misfortune of interacting with her. Anyway, really looks like Kevin threw in the towel from the start. I have no hope for him. Let’s just pray Lori is too much of an old hag to reproduce.
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I can't imagine her having children. She's too obsessed with herself and her looks to have a child. At least I hope so. My hope is she bails on Kevin sooner rather than later. Maybe he will be able to pick up the pieces.
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A small loony Lori update:
Instead of responding to new details about her ongoing abuse of Kevin, Lori took some awful puffy cheek selfies to hide her wrinkles, made a rare appearance on Kevin's Instagram, and is forcing Kevin to pretend that everything is just fine. #animecouple #cutecouple
Instead of responding to new details about her ongoing abuse of Kevin, Lori took some awful puffy cheek selfies to hide her wrinkles, made a rare appearance on Kevin's Instagram, and is forcing Kevin to pretend that everything is just fine. #animecouple #cutecouple
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Long time lurker of this thread but holy FUCK this chick is whack. Her puffy face makes it look like she either ate some bad shrimp, or has the downs.
I really do hope Kevin wakes the fuck up but I think he's too deep in the Lori looney kool-aid to see the truth, but maybe one day when money's absolutely gone he'll snap, but I also doubt it at the same time since he's let it go on this long.
I really do hope Kevin wakes the fuck up but I think he's too deep in the Lori looney kool-aid to see the truth, but maybe one day when money's absolutely gone he'll snap, but I also doubt it at the same time since he's let it go on this long.
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I don't get her puffy cheeks either. For usual thots try to make themselves look slim and not like a blow up doll.
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It's considered youthful and quirky. It's absolutely lunacy that Lori thinks her pouty face is unique and original and she's the true and honest creator of it, despite Asian girls doing it for decades. Next she'll do the thumb/index finger cross which is supposed to be a heart and popular in Korea and claim she thought of it first.
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Tbh does anyone else think Kevin lurks around or tries to find stuff about himself as well, or do you all think he's too deep in the Lori echo chamber so he doesn't bother looking? I'm only asking since if your girl is all over the place, surely people must be asking about him as well, no?
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If she's as controlling and abusive as she seems, he very well may lurk just to prepare for her possible moods and tantrums. If he can try to predict and placate the moods, he might not suffer as much, you know?
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It seems like he would. If you look at his Instagram he is clearly the type of person who likes attention and is obsessed with his image. There's a post there that is him outside of cosplay and says something along the lines of "you guys only like my posts when they're cosplay". In that last message he sent to Momokun (where she asked about that hidden Instagram account of his) he was talking about wishing he had more followers and stuff too. While he is definitely no Lori in terms of her sociopathic narcissism, he's an attention whore. I think if it wasn't for Lori he'd be your standard cosplayer desperate for efame but Lori has made herself and her online "career" the centerpiece for both of them. He picks up what scraps he can and clearly wishes he was more popular. He probably searches for people talking about both of them. Because he does so much propping up for her, he may even feel like her success is his too. She forces herself to be the center of her significant other's world.
It would be funny if he anonymously shit talked her on sites like ours or the other farms though. Even if he's beaten down he still probably harbors a lot of bitterness towards her.
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Definitely. Both Lori and Kevin are obsessed with what people say about them online. They've made appearances on lolcow and both will make passive aggressive posts on social media obviously in referral to something they didn't like said about them. I recall a while ago when lolcow poked fun at how rough Kevin looked, he dialed up the photoshop to make himself look younger.
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Wishful thinking is that his bitterness helps him LEAVE, but he's been known as Lori's side chump for so long it's practically his brand to a degree. It's not "Hey your Kevin that hot cosplayer!" it's more like "Hey your that Kevin dude...Lori's simp right?"
Like you can see he is trying to make the photos with him in them more "realistic" but they come off as creepy with Lori doin her dead 1000 year stare not making eye contact with him. He kind of reminds me of an angler fish since the males latch onto the girls and never lets go while being absorbed to reproduce.
. He's latched onto Lori and he can't let go since he's been associated with her so long.
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AFAIK the whole reason he and Momokun were friends in the first place is before Lori he was a clout chaser sucking up to any efamous cosplayer he could find. I would say before Lori he was the garden variety of attention whore you'd find all over the cosplay community.
Also Kevin people would like your out of cosplay posts more if you didn't look like an "if only you knew how bad things really are" meme or a hostage in every single one of them.
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The ultimate plot twist would be he uses her moods and tantrums to his advantage, creating another cycle of hurt and toxicism, but Kevin's too much of a simp or softie to probably even try that so padding for the inevitable moods and tantrums like you said is probably his best course of action.
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Part of me has always wondered if Kevin stays for his own reasons. I can't shake the feeling that Lori gives him the most attention he's ever received. Doesn't matter if it's bad most of the time. If anything, their squabbles give him even more attention. He loves to cry about how the drama ruined their lives and its everyone else's fault until he gets a taste of peace and quiet. Once him and Lori hear that radio silence, they're right back into public messiness. It's like clockwork. I used to pity Kevin but he isn't Kevin anymore. He's someone else now that I really can't seem to find sympathy for. It's like they share brain worms or something.
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Well, he IS in an abusive relationship of you think about it. While there wasn't physical assault that we know of (or maybe there was and I glossed over it) there is obvious signs of it.
- We got the whole slit his arm open to prove loyalty situation
- obvious financial abuse (he works to keep her afloat with her stupid ass talons and cosplay n whatever)
- blackmail
- verbal abuse (rape accusations etc.)
etc.
If I remember right, it's hard to break the cycle of abuse and most stay in because they're afraid to leave. In Kevin's case, if he doesn't stay, Lori has shit like the false rape accusations to pin on him, or whatever shit she can come up with in her twisted mind. Maybe Kevin has a chance of getting out and running since he and Lori have the whole "police had to break up some fights" thing going for him but I still somewhat doubt it. Cause even if he did, he's going to have a lot of trauma with him that he's never going to recover from due to her influences.
I knew a person stuck in an abusive relationship, and the reason they stayed for so long was because the abuser held the "I know better because I am older card" over their head used that to their advantage to abuse them. Thankfully its been over for years however. they still struggle with it to do this day because the verbal abuse and gas lighting they went through was THAT bad.
tldr: kevin may get out but man he ain't gonna be the same.
Edit: clarified the spoiler a little? I think? Might need further editing.
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YES, Lori and Kevin lurk this thread.
And there's a very good chance that Lori and Kevin are reading this right now. Lori's obsession with herself (especially online) takes up a considerable amount of her time and energy. Over the past two decades, Lori has compulsively monitored any "drama" that might involve her or be somehow relevant to her. She is known to visit "drama" websites, stir shit up, and post as either herself or sockpuppets. There are countless examples of this and I've provided a few screenshot examples below. If Lori is closely monitoring this thread (which she is), then Kevin is absolutely monitoring it as well because he is her dutiful minion. She's abusively controlling and undoubtedly polices Kevin's online activity. Lori lives online, regularly egosurfs, needs constant attention, and fancies herself an expert troll.
I think Lori is uncharacteristically not replying to this thread because it has organized evidence of her abuse over the past two decades. This is a novel threat to her. In the past, Lori would gaslight, lie, insult, and manipulate the argument to focus on her "superior" appearance. But this thread is about Lori's character, not her appearance, and there's irrefutable evidence that she is a malignantly narcissistic predator. Lori knows damned well that it would be difficult to defend her actions or deflect from her history. Thus, her current silence. This thread has been a long time coming.
If Lori does reply to this thread, my guess is that she will:
- say we don't know "my side of the story" and we don't "really know her" / "really know the truth."
- say we aren't worth "my time" to address or refute any abuse claims.
- say she doesn't owe us anything because "lol fuck you losers."
- post laughing emojis about how "stupid" the abuse allegations are.
- say that we would know what a great person she is "if you really knew me."
- call us ugly peasants and say we aren't worthy of knowing her because she's so special.
- claim that she is the "real victim" because this thread is full of lies despite evidence.
- say it's not "my fault" that drama erupts wherever she goes.
- claim that haters always cause drama for her because they're jealous of her.
- imply that we are envious losers who are "obsessed with me" and accuse us of stalking.
- make social media posts about her superiority and how she "couldn't care less" about us.
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