Cosplay Lori Cerda / Usagi Kou / Lori Lewd / Zero Two / Lori Lune and Kevin Hanft / AdollaSkye / Skye / Krook3dKev - 37-year-old batshit crazy Sailor Moon cosplayer & e-thot with 20 years of drama, 27-year-old simp manchild cosplay martyr fiancé, Momokun's archenemies

[Daddy's Little Kitten]

Lori is an old hag and I wouldn't have sex with her.

 

[Xerxes IX]

Well, he IS in an abusive relationship of you think about it. While there wasn't physical assault that we know of (or maybe there was and I glossed over it) there is obvious signs of it.
- We got the whole slit his arm open to prove loyalty situation
- obvious financial abuse (he works to keep her afloat with her stupid ass talons and cosplay n whatever)
- blackmail
- verbal abuse (rape accusations etc.)
etc.

If I remember right, it's hard to break the cycle of abuse and most stay in because they're afraid to leave. In Kevin's case, if he doesn't stay, Lori has shit like the false rape accusations to pin on him, or whatever shit she can come up with in her twisted mind. Maybe Kevin has a chance of getting out and running since he and Lori have the whole "police had to break up some fights" thing going for him but I still somewhat doubt it. Cause even if he did, he's going to have a lot of trauma with him that he's never going to recover from due to her influences.

Spoiler: Potential Power Leveling

I knew a person stuck in an abusive relationship, and the reason they stayed for so long was because the abuser held the "I know better because I am older card" over their head used that to their advantage to abuse them. Thankfully its been over for years however. they still struggle with it to do this day because the verbal abuse and gas lighting they went through was THAT bad.

tldr: kevin may get out but man he ain't gonna be the same.

Edit: clarified the spoiler a little? I think? Might need further editing.

Maybe Kevin thinks he can fix her and buys into her fantasies of being just like whatever anime couple they're skinwalking now.

Thank you, I really wish little apologies werent so hard, but you also need to understand you and some of my friends were some of the reason I got torn away so abruptly from her. I was always talking to you and friends about my problems instead of trying to solve it with her. Shes completely broken from that mistrust. That's why she reached out to her ex [Rikki] so many times.

Holy shit she literally equated Kevin venting to his friends with her cheating on him like they're equally bad

If that's the stuff he's believing and regurgitating to anyone concerned about him Kevin's pretty fucked. He reminds me of Raven Sparks' ex- child bride Logan, who only got out of their relationship because she left him for another man. Even then he was so damaged by their relationship that he started dating a woman who was just like Raven but around his age.

 

[drain]

But this thread is about Lori's character, not her appearance

That's why I'm grateful for this thread here, because the Lolcow one is full of people talking about her appearance like high school girls, and let's be honest, this only fuels Lori's ego because she thinks everyone is jealous about her looks.

I couldn't give less of a fuck about her looks, her age, her personal style, if she's fat/thin, if she has wrinkles. Because this really doesn't matter when discussing her abhorrent character. The documentation about her abuse and lies is something she can't shrug off and say ''omg you're jealous!'' because we have cold, hard, concrete evidence.

If we spend the entire thread calling her ugly, old, hag, etc etc, she will just think we are saying it out of jealously. But with evidence of her abuse, it is a lot harder for her to shrug it off as ''only jealously''.

She's an abuser before everything else, after all.

 

[Confederate Fag]

While there wasn't physical assault that we know of (or maybe there was and I glossed over it) there is obvious signs of it.

They do hit/beat each other apparently. I read in one of the dms recently posted that he injured her jaw quite severely. So, that combined with his attention whoring gives me the impression that he’s not an entirely innocent victim here.
I’ll try to find the exact screenshot later and edit it in.

EDIT: Sorry, I read this on the other farms, not the recent dm screenshots. There is no actual receipt where either of them admit to this, but it sure seems plausible.

https://lolcow.farm/w/res/54057.html#54057

 

[melty]

Since this is an ancient lolcow I might as well post ancient information. Like any good livejournal lolcow, Lori had a bunch of different lj accounts and changed her username all the time. Livejournal had a data breach several years ago which exposed email, username, and password combinations. Because of it, it's fairly easy to see people's alt accounts if they used the same email or password between them. This list doesn't include username changes, only what the username was at the time of the breach.

Accounts with her main email:
usagi_kou_chan@yahoo.com usagi_kou.livejournal.com/profile (confirmed account that still exists)
usagi_kou_chan@yahoo.com sailormoon.livejournal.com/profile (confirmed account that still exists)
usagi_kou_chan@yahoo.com ex_sailormoo990.livejournal.com/profile

These look a lot like her. Mamoru_Kou is the account that posted this:

Spoiler

So she did pretend to be Mamo-chan to defend herself (which I think most people knew or suspected, not sure that was ever confirmed)
usagikou@yahoo.com lia_debeaumont.livejournal.com/profile
usagikou@yahoo.com mamoru_kou.livejournal.com/profile (still exists)

Probably/definitely her
earthen_serenity@yahoo.com hanyo_inuyasha.livejournal.com/profile
earthen_serenity@yahoo.com ednymion.livejournal.com/profile
earthen_serenity@yahoo.com serenity_kou.livejournal.com/profile
earthen_serenity@yahoo.com mamoru_kun.livejournal.com/profile
earthen_serenity@yahoo.com endymion_kou.livejournal.com/profile
earthen_serenity@yahoo.com lorihime.livejournal.com/profile
usagi416@yahoo.com sailor__cosmos_.livejournal.com/profile
serena@sailormoon.com sailor_moon.livejournal.com/profile (less sure on this one)
usagi416@yahoo.com ex__sailor_m90.livejournal.com/profile
serena416@yahoo.com endymion.livejournal.com/profile (confirmed account that still exists)
earthen.serenity@gmail.com varahlune.livejournal.com/profile
serena416@yahoo.com yuki_fanboy.livejournal.com/profile (still exists)
serena416@yahoo.com hot_mamoru.livejournal.com/profile (still exists)
serena416@yahoo.com mermaids_pearl.livejournal.com/profile (still exists)

Probably not her but figured I would post anyway
usagikou@hotmail.com usakouchan.livejournal.com/profile
usagikou@hotmail.com silentheaven.livejournal.com/profile (this one still exists but it doesn't look like her)


Maybe someone will have better luck with wayback - sometimes they will have the archive of the profile page but not the journal or vice versa. I didn't check all of them because there's so many.

I always wondered how she got some of these usernames, things like sailormoon and endymion weren't just sitting around any time after livejournal's first two weeks in existence.

 

[OhGodHowDidThisGetHere]

Since this is an ancient lolcow I might as well post ancient information. Like any good livejournal lolcow, Lori had a bunch of different lj accounts and changed her username all the time. Livejournal had a data breach several years ago which exposed email, username, and password combinations. Because of it, it's fairly easy to see people's alt accounts if they used the same email or password between them. This list doesn't include username changes, only what the username was at the time of the breach.

Accounts with her main email:
usagi_kou_chan@yahoo.com usagi_kou.livejournal.com/profile (confirmed account that still exists)
usagi_kou_chan@yahoo.com sailormoon.livejournal.com/profile (confirmed account that still exists)
usagi_kou_chan@yahoo.com ex_sailormoo990.livejournal.com/profile

These look a lot like her. Mamoru_Kou is the account that posted this:

Spoiler

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So she did pretend to be Mamo-chan to defend herself (which I think most people knew or suspected, not sure that was ever confirmed)
usagikou@yahoo.com lia_debeaumont.livejournal.com/profile
usagikou@yahoo.com mamoru_kou.livejournal.com/profile (still exists)

Probably/definitely her
earthen_serenity@yahoo.com hanyo_inuyasha.livejournal.com/profile
earthen_serenity@yahoo.com ednymion.livejournal.com/profile
earthen_serenity@yahoo.com serenity_kou.livejournal.com/profile
earthen_serenity@yahoo.com mamoru_kun.livejournal.com/profile
earthen_serenity@yahoo.com endymion_kou.livejournal.com/profile
earthen_serenity@yahoo.com lorihime.livejournal.com/profile
usagi416@yahoo.com sailor__cosmos_.livejournal.com/profile
serena@sailormoon.com sailor_moon.livejournal.com/profile (less sure on this one)
usagi416@yahoo.com ex__sailor_m90.livejournal.com/profile
serena416@yahoo.com endymion.livejournal.com/profile (confirmed account that still exists)
earthen.serenity@gmail.com varahlune.livejournal.com/profile
serena416@yahoo.com yuki_fanboy.livejournal.com/profile (still exists)
serena416@yahoo.com hot_mamoru.livejournal.com/profile (still exists)
serena416@yahoo.com mermaids_pearl.livejournal.com/profile (still exists)

Probably not her but figured I would post anyway
usagikou@hotmail.com usakouchan.livejournal.com/profile
usagikou@hotmail.com silentheaven.livejournal.com/profile (this one still exists but it doesn't look like her)


Maybe someone will have better luck with wayback - sometimes they will have the archive of the profile page but not the journal or vice versa. I didn't check all of them because there's so many.

I always wondered how she got some of these usernames, things like sailormoon and endymion weren't just sitting around any time after livejournal's first two weeks in existence.

Thanks for this! It confirms a lot of suspicions. Did you happen to find an LJ username "s4il0rm00n"? It was one of Lori's many troll accounts she used to insult and harass other Sailor Moon cosplayers.

Spoiler: Lori the Troll

EDIT: Just a quick loony Lori update. Lori is proud to announce that she's in the top 3.3% of all OnlyFans. Yay...? Regarding content, Lori the "sweet BB elf" is continuing to cater to pedophiles. As usual, her behavior is disturbing and, frankly, repulsive. Why does Kevin enable and support Lori's degeneracy? Is he into this bullshit? You are the company you keep.

 

[ggalin]

Thanks for this! It confirms a lot of suspicions. Did you happen to find an LJ username "s4il0rm00n"? It was one of Lori's many troll accounts she used to insult and harass other Sailor Moon cosplayers.

EDIT: Just a quick loony Lori update. Lori the "sweet BB elf" is really catering to pedophiles today and, as always, her behavior is repulsive and disturbing.

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the hole in her chest is really unappealing and uncomfortable. she should maybe see a doctor at some point because pectus excavatum can eventually compress the heart, lungs, and other organs, causing some health risks.

she tried to ace the delphine style but just looks more like a healthier, weebier eugenia in pink with a weird dent in her torso.

 

[Nero You're DeadWeight]

Maybe it's due to her pose, but her ugly ass claws look like they're about to pop off while she holds her doughnut.
Also maybe because she's so pale, but all of that red on her eyes and nose make it looks like she rubbed them raw.

 

[melty]

Thanks for this! It confirms a lot of suspicions. Did you happen to find an LJ username "s4il0rm00n"? It was one of Lori's many troll accounts she used to insult and harass other Sailor Moon cosplayers.

s4il0rm00n comes up with the information kawaiiusagi@supersailormoon.zzn.com and a password that isn't on any of Lori's accounts. Nothing else for that email and the password brings up a number of other accounts, but they don't really look like her. You can PM me if you want to know what they are but it really looks like some other person.

I archived the weirder old journals that are still active, not much to see but they are archived:
hot_mamoru https://archive.is/lWMBz
mermaids_pearl https://archive.is/Xl7cU
yuki_fanboy https://archive.is/YoMdB

 

[faggot fucker]

Well, he IS in an abusive relationship of you think about it. While there wasn't physical assault that we know of (or maybe there was and I glossed over it) there is obvious signs of it.

For sure, I think she uses the "I'm more experienced so I know better" excuse to micromanage him. Its clear when he talks about himself, he always positions Lori above him in some respect. He can't go three instagram posts without shouting her out. Whenever he would talk about the move back to UT after she cheated, he would always make a point to thank her. To my understanding, she packed boxes of her shit and made GoFundMe's while he did everything else while working.

Spoiler: Another example of Lori making him do manual labor for her

For context, Kevin was kept up late to move kawaii furniture into their apartment despite him needing to be up around 4am (assuming he takes time to shower and groom.) Lori apparently was bitching at him the whole time and in her princess fashion, refused to help due to ~muh vertebrae~

I tried to find one of Kevin's even older FB statuses confirming him pulling her weight during the move in WA, but I couldn't. Will edit if I catch the screenshot again. @OhGodHowDidThisGetHere probably knows where its at cause they're legend.

Spoiler: Lori's first bullshit GFM to "escape an abusive relationship"

Spoiler: Lori's second bullshit GFM to move with Kevin

(Note that between these two GFM's, Lori took Kevin's car and went to see Rikki after successfully separating. Gotta love how she can't stand for 4+ hours but can steal a car and drive hours to go get her back blown out by the human equivalent of a mozzarella stick.)

Spoiler: Kevin talking about Lori's "moving" of "mountains"

Homeboy is sitting in the rotting, bloated corpse of what once was. They don't fuck anymore either and that was the main draw for him. I don't know whats tethering them besides the lease. He caps everyday for a hoe that won't even let him smash and they're supposed to be ~married~ soon.

Spoiler: Found the status where they discuss the lack of sex and argue. This is from Jan. 3, 2021.

 

[Owlflaps]

Spoiler: Kevin talking about Lori's "moving" of "mountains"

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Homeboy is sitting in the rotting bloated corpse of what was. IIRC they don't fuck anymore either and that was the main draw for him. I don't know whats tethering them anymore besides the lease. He caps everyday for a hoe that won't even let him smash and they're supposed to be married soon.

My god, this guy seems like a bigger cow than Lori. Anyone that willingly tethers himself to a crazed skinwalker despite all the warning signs deserves to be laughed at. What a fucking cuck.

 

[Nero You're DeadWeight]

I am just VERY conflicted about Kevin.
Lori? Oh she's a trash human being we can all agree on that.
Kevin....

I suppose I feel bad for him because I know another person in a situation like his where they bitch and moan their S/o is shit but they stay anyways cause at the moment things would be going "good" and they "love each other". But the moment something goes wrong they're havin a shit fit and threatening each other. It's gotten to a point it's like at that point you just KNOW what your doing. You know it's shit but you just stay. WHY? God knows why! But like if you've been through that wringer and you STILL stay for some reason, at that point your probably asking for it, and the only one to blame is yourself because despite all the warning signs and shit that occurred you STILL stay.

I still hope there is one day Kevin just up's and leaves to get his shit back together, but at this point maybe he is just a masochist and loves the abuse or something. I legit have no clue anymore.

Misery loves company after all.

 

[drain]

You guys are doing a great job archiving all her lunacy. Really, I want to see Lori scream ''you're jealous!'' when she comes here and see we are more interested in her abuse and disgusting behavior than whatever the fuck she roleplay as. The internet is crawling with girls like her who only appeal is to cater to pedophiles (also, this is disgusting Lori, you should be ashamed of yourself). Honestly, you see one e-girl, you see them all. She's not original and her style is average, at best.

Lori the "sweet BB elf" is continuing to cater to pedophiles.

Again, disgusting. She's a woman and she shouldn't be enabling the sexualization of the ''cute young girl aesthetic.'' This is messed up and no matter how she tries to portray herself as this Queen Of Cosplay, she's just a pedo enabler. Again, unoriginal and retarded.

She should go see a doctor about her pectus excavatum instead of wasting her time copying other e-thots. Her chest is literally collapsing on itself and all she does is gloat about her top 3 Only Fans or whatever the fuck it is.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Lori Cerda is another reason why anyone who has untreated BPD should get a bullet to the brain at no expense to the taxpayer's dollar. The most important lesson is to not stick your dick in crazy.

 

[OhGodHowDidThisGetHere]

@Gaitlord - Sadly, your instinct about domestic violence between Lori and Kevin is correct. I’ll look for more receipts but, in the meantime, here's a screenshot with Kevin’s friend pleading for him to leave Lori because she's physically abusive.

Spoiler: Lori's Physical Abuse of Kevin

Kevin’s Friend: “Stop normalizing abusive girlfriends. Stop normalizing women who hit their boyfriend. Stop normalizing women who stalk their boyfriend on social media to find dirt and start shit. Stop normalizing women who forbid their boyfriends to associate with other women. Stop normalizing women who humiliate their boyfriend. Stop normalizing the abuse of males just because it’s a woman doing it. Edit: this is not about me. This is about a friend who I know is in a toxic relationship with a psycho that has stripped him of his self worth. I know you can read this. She has hit you. She has given you shit about posts you liked years before you met her. She’s made you unfriend every girl you talked with before. She’s isolated you from all of your friends. Wake up, I beg you. You need to get out.”

@melty - Thanks again for the enlightening LJ info and clarification. There's so much Lori history to dredge through and help with documenting Lori's bullshit is appreciated.

@faggot fucker - That's a great description of the toxic hierarchical dynamic between Lori and Kevin [LINK]. Kevin's social media posts usually involve praising Lori for the most menial of tasks and debasing himself in contrast. Many of his posts suspiciously read as if he was a hostage dictating for Lori against his will. In a post Kevin wrote about how he met Lori, he reverently called her his cosplay “senpai” (master). Lori has historically used this senpai angle to manipulate Kevin, the Kous, and other people who are vulnerable to victimization (due to abuse, trauma, neglect, dysfunctional family system, low self-esteem, poor boundaries, identity issues, mental illness, etc.).

Lori doesn’t have friends or lovers. Lori has minions. She views relationships as transactional, performative, and opportunities for exploitation. It seems that Lori intellectually understands right versus wrong but is incapable of empathy and, therefore, quite literally does not care about the welfare of others. She knows that pretending to care about people is generally expected and socially beneficial but her mask of sanity frequently slips.

Spoiler: Lori the Sociopathic Senpai

“I started talking to Lori and liking and commenting on her photos about a year ago. I always thought she is extremely cute and really wanted to meet her. I didn’t think it’d ever happen though because she’s way out of my league and girls tend to not like me so I didn’t think I had a chance.

To find out she had a crush on me too was crazy, after we started talking I fell really fast, she’s pretty perfect for me, she’s super cute and we talk about and like the same stuff. She’s a cosplay senpai I look up to in amazement because she was out there dressing up when it wasn’t as cool, or more people thought you were weird for it.

She gets ready and goes to work every day without fail, even though getting a job for me has been rough she’s really supportive and making most of the monies. Also the way she cares for her animals is sweeter than any chocolate I’ve ever tasted. She’s a very strong person who’s been through a lot. I love her. She’s pretty awesome. :3” - Kevin (possibly dictated by Lori)



“I love being told I’m not man enough and act like a catty woman first thing in the morning. So 2 hour backrub after I’ve been at work for nine hours is nothing? Spending thousands on you [Lori] is nothing? Moving in with you? Nothing? You come home hours late covered in bruises and I’m not even allowed to question it? When I stand up for myself you destroy my self worth and abuse me. I’d rather be a woman thank you.” - Kevin

@KaibaCorp ToeSucker - I understand [LINK]. On one hand, Lori is an abuser and Kevin is unquestionably her victim. On the other hand, he is a competent legal adult. Kevin is reportedly attracted to thin pro-ana girls. As a past ana-chan and petite individual (she's 5 ft. / ~152 cm tall), Lori is an aesthetically desirable partner for him. Unfortunately, many of his posts read as shallow, immature, help-rejecting, materialistic, and rather unlikable. It seems like a chicken or egg situation - has Lori’s influence poisoned his personality or was he originally drawn to Lori due to similarly awful character traits? If their genders were reversed, would “female” Kevin be viewed in a similar light?

An important aspect to understanding Kevin is this: Kevin was raised in a Mormon household around Salt Lake City, Utah. Growing up in a family with parents who are / were Latter Day Saints (LDS) would obviously have a great impact on how a person perceives and navigates their world. I have receipts for this but I’m not sure if they're appropriate to post so I'll refrain. As Lori's current victim, Kevin is an essential part of Lori’s history but it’s a fine line. As always, feedback is welcome.

 

[Nero You're DeadWeight]

I think we should hear about Kevin. I feel as if it might paint a better picture and give us context on why which lack of a better word, why Kevin does the things he does. Plus it looks like he's been with Lori the longest and i'd be interested in trying to piece together if his religion is why him and Lori are in this shitty song and dance, or if there is something else.

 

[OhGodHowDidThisGetHere]

I think we should hear about Kevin. I feel as if it might paint a better picture and give us context on why which lack of a better word, why Kevin does the things he does. Plus it looks like he's been with Lori the longest and i'd be interested in trying to piece together if his religion is why him and Lori are in this shitty song and dance, or if there is something else.

AN INCREDIBLY ABRIDGED INTRODUCTION TO KEVIN

Kevin's Social Media
Facebook (Private): https://www.facebook.com/kevin.hanft.5
Facebook (Public): https://www.facebook.com/adollaskye/
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/adollaskye/
Old Website: https://kevinhanft.weebly.com/
Email: krook3dkev@gmail.com

“Surprisingly enough, the cosplay community has a tarnished reputation that comes from misunderstanding and ought to be cleaned up. Cosplaying is seen by many as childish or immature. Usually, people do not cosplay outside of cons because people who do not like or do not associate with anime tend to think badly of cosplayers… There are obnoxious cosplayers out there who tend to get out of control and get the rest in trouble.”
- Kevin Hanft in 2013, age 20

Spoiler: Kevin’s Horrifyingly Prophetic Cosplay Quote

Kevin Hanft is Lori's current victim. Lori is approximately 8 years and 5 months older than him. He was born on October 13, 1993, is currently 27 years old, and his hometown is Sandy, Utah. Kevin’s cosplay aliases are AdollaSkye and Krook3dKev. Kevin has several older siblings and his parents were active in the Mormon church (Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints) in the past. His older sister and other family members are currently active in the LDS community. By all accounts, Kevin grew up in a middle class suburban neighborhood surrounded by fellow LDS families. According to a conversation between cosplay lolcow Mariah Mallad and Kevin’s brother Dan, the Hanft family has unfortunately experienced issues with addiction and sought family counseling in the past.

Spoiler: Some Hanft Family History

Mariah: "...(Kevin) needs some sort of sense knocked into him. I'm not bashing him. I'm calling out what she did to him. I love Kevin so much and would never want to harm him. But I'm sick of people acting like Lori didn't do anything. She's so bad for him."

Dan Hanft: "Yes I agree completely but the added stress and anxiety for him right now doesn't seem like a good route. I'm not sure exactly what he was doing in Seattle aside from smoking pot, but something has triggered a bit of psychotic anxiety in his head. He's very mentally unstable but I'm very confident in my parents ability to handle the situation. I dragged them through years of addiction and family counseling."

As a child, Kevin loved skateboarding, anime, and cosplay. His pre-Lori friends remember him as a sweet albeit awkward guy who had a penchant for skinny ana-chans but had difficulty talking to girls and struggled with social anxiety. Like many religions, obedience and conformity are generally encouraged in the LDS community. Cosplay provided an escape from reality and allowed him to fully express himself. However, teasing from his peers and moral judgement from his community about his “abnormal" interests often left Kevin feeling alienated and misunderstood. In a 2012 essay for school, Kevin wrote about his frustrations [LINK]:

Spoiler: Kevin’s 2012 "Me As A Metaphor" Essay

What is a skateboard? Who am I?

There are lots of things that roll on four wheels and lots of different people, but nothing quite like a skateboard and nothing quite like me. Skateboards can be so complex, but so simple at the same time. People can ride a skateboard, but sometimes they don’t really have an understanding of it. People can know me, but don’t really get the whole picture. I love skateboarding and I can very much compare myself to one.

Life as a skateboard is much different than a normal one. You may not understand me at first glance or even like me at all, but if you can stick around for a while, what you thought was once a hindrance is now something you enjoy. Some believe skateboarding can cause too much damage to a property, and some think I am hurtful and uncaring because on the way I look or what type of things I like to do. It tends to be rather difficult to make myself and everyone around me happy. Skateboards get beat on, scarred constantly, maybe even broken at times, but by the time the sun sets, all that matters to a skateboard is the enjoyment that the skateboarder got out of it that day. I don’t care what happens to me as long as I can make people happy.

Learning to handle and like my personality can be frustrating, but anyone who skateboards knows that it takes an extreme amount of time to get even a little bit good at it. So if you think there might be something you don’t like about me, stick around, you might like what you once thought was hard to deal with. I’m very shy so people who get a first impression of me tend to think I’m depressed or there’s something wrong with me. If they would just wait to get to know me a bit better, then they would see that I become a completely different person around people that I’m comfortable with.

If you look at a skateboard, it looks pretty simple right? A board, four wheels and a pair of trucks and that’s all there is too it. Well that’s how people tend to see me. They only see what is on the surface rather than realizing that there is more to see. On skateboard, there aren’t too many complicated parts, but there are definitely some that go unnoticed, for example: the actual nuts and bolts that hold the whole thing together, the little plastic ring inside the bearings that hold the little metal spinning balls and the rubber cushions (bushings) on the trucks that make turning on a skateboard possible. Most people don’t realize just how many little things there are that make it work. I’m a pretty simple guy. When good things happen I’m happy. When bad things happen I get sad, but there are quite a few things making me tick inside that maybe only a few may know about. My subtle body language around women, my extremely negative and depressing humor, my experience, and the little things that make me smile. Others will see how I am on the outside and maybe misinterpret how I feel through the way I’m acting. I could be feeling and thinking something totally different but they’d never know.

Every skateboard is different. They come in all sizes and shapes and all have subtle secrets that you might not notice at first. I’d be my own different model with specific dimensions, but there would be some that are very similar. I would move differently and have different parts. All skaters have a different set of tricks and styles and what they want out of a skateboard, just like when you do different things with certain friends and seek advice from a specific person if you have a specific problem.

In conclusion, I am a very intensive skateboarder and have been working with skateboards for so long has made me realize that I see myself in my skateboard. Everything that I’m composed of can relate to my skateboard in some way and writing this paper has made me see this even more so than I did before. Skateboards continue to ride along forever as long as you push them and sometimes it’s hard, sometimes it’s easy, and like a skateboard, I will continue to ride forward to where ever I want to go."
- Kevin, age 19

At age 19, Kevin enrolled at Salt Lake Community College (SLCC) after graduating from Jordan High School [LINK]. He expressed an interest in video game development but sadly dropped out of college after 2 years to live with Lori in Seattle.

Spoiler: Kevin’s College Years

"Welcome to my Electronic Portfolio. Here you will find my progress and work towards the General Educaation requirement at Salt Lake Community College. It contains spme of my future goals and coursework that I have completed or look to complete in my first two years of college. Please click on any of my pages to see for yourself the many things I have and will accomplish.

About Me: My name is Kevin Hanft and I am a student enrolled in Salt Lake Community College. I graduated from Jordan High School and have wanted to farther my education so I can better my future. I went straight into college in the Fall after graduation. I even took some concurrent and AP classes to get a good start on my college experience.

I've lived in Sandy, Utah and have been here my whole life and plan on moving somewhere else as soon as I can. Sandy's great but I'm ready for something new. I have to graduate from college and get a job first though. I am 19 years old and some of my main hobbies include playing guitar, going to visit friends, drawing, and watching anime. Though my true passion is skateboarding. I've been skateboarding for about 3 to 4 years now and I'll do it forever. I love doing it and hopefully I can become good enough to get sponsered in the future but I will never quit even if that doesn't happen. It's the fun of it that matters.”

My Goals: My goals as of right now are to graduate from SLCC with a general education degree and tranfer to a four year university. From there I have not really been able to pick a specific field that I want to get into. I'm just doing some generals to see what I am interested in and what I would enjoy doing in life. Some things that have peeked my interest are: Architecture, 3d Design, Computer Science, and possibly Animation.”
- Kevin before Lori sank her claws into him

Lori and Kevin started dating in November 2017. In January 2018, the first episode of “Darling in the Franxx” debuted and Lori started skinwalking as the main character Zero Two. Just like her relationships in the past, Lori coerced Kevin to skinwalk as her character's partner. She dressed him up like the young schoolboy character Hiro and forced him to take Sears portraits in cosplay. Yes, seriously. Lori loves taking Sears portraits in cosplay. Yes, she is batshit fucking crazy.

Spoiler: Lori and Kevin

Spoiler: Some of Lori's Cosplay Sears Portraits

In 2018, Kevin left college and moved to Seattle, Washington to live with Lori in her Rikki's apartment. Kevin got a minimum wage job to financially support his anime princess and smoked a lot of pot. Major drama erupted between the couple when Lori (inevitably) cheated on Kevin with her ex-boyfriend Rikki. Drama intensified due to issues with the apartment lease because Rikki, not Lori, was listed on the rental agreement. Kevin learned that Lori and Rikki were conspiring to kick him out of the apartment. Sadly, Kevin did not heed this giant red flag and continued dating her. One of Lori's favorite hobbies is coercing her partners into forced proposals and Kevin quickly fell into her trap during a honeymoon phase in the cycle of abuse. If you ever see a new ring on the fourth finger of Lori's left hand, you know some batshittery is afoot.

Spoiler: Forced Proposal 1

Later in 2018, their fights and Lori’s suicide threats escalated to a point that required the Seattle police, Kevin’s family, and Kevin's friends to intervene. They broke up and Kevin’s family took him back to his parents’ house in Utah.

A parasite needs a host so Lori lovebombed and manipulated Kevin into continuing their relationship. Unsurprisingly, Lori then moved from Seattle to Utah to live with Kevin with the help of a GoFundMe begging campaign. She abandoned her elderly pet cat Isis in Seattle because animals are just cosplay props to Lori, not living creatures. Then, Lori moved into the attic of his parents' house, started wearing her "engagement" ring again, and immediately began freeloading as a barely tolerated guest at the Hanft family home.

Spoiler: Lori the Leech

In spring of 2019, Kevin’s parents sold their house and moved out of state. It was a sad day for the deranged cosplay couple because they were forced to find their own living accommodations and support themselves like functional adults.

Spoiler: The Spring 2019 Move

In July 2019, Lori coerced Kevin into a second proposal at the Anime Expo convention in Los Angeles, California. Posing doggy style with ass handles in a public space around young children is so romantic and socially appropriate.

Spoiler: Forced Proposal 2

Unsurprisingly, their drama continued in predictable cycles. Kevin and Lori constantly started shit with other people online, argued with one another, broke up, and then reconciled. After repeatedly dragging people into their conflicts and histrionics, they managed to finally alienate themselves from most family members and friends.

Spoiler: Examples of Lori and Kevin Drama

Lori and Kevin now live in an apartment in Utah and, hopefully, their current neighbors don't have to call the police too often. Despite all of the online raging at one another, instigating fights with other cosplayers, and accusations of abuse, Lori and Kevin want the public to know that they're just fine. In fact, Kevin has supposedly fallen ever further in love with Lori because she's so perfect and so special.

"This girl. I'm so attracted I don't even know. She has basically every good proportion you can have. Tiny waist, amazing perfectly round butt, beautiful legs, jawline that could cut diamonds, sparkling silver eyes, perfect hair, a cute chest and cute everything. No matter when she walks by in whatever cute outfit I get chills. This is probably tmi but I've been wanting to show some appreciation on here for this dino girl, because damn."
- Lori the narcissist Kevin the hostage



Hmm... Wonder who wrote that?

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EDIT: Here's a quick loony update. Thanks to Lolcow.farm for keeping up with Lori's never ending stream of bullshit.

Lori was featured in Reddit's r/InstagramReality group. Her post is appropriately titled "That snow filter is working overtime."

Lori has declared herself the originator of the signature poof pout and duckface. DO NOT COPY. #livingdoll #queen #dreamgirl #sweety



sosoghos: "You like doing duck face don't you"
Lori: "been doing the same face since the 80s bruh"



Uh oh. Apparently, Kevin is on Lori's shit list again. Big surprise. She removed her tag from his recent Instagram post to distance herself and, most likely, punish him. He probably copied her trademark duckface.



Once again, Lori is vaguely acknowledging her thread here with the return of her creepy hentai cow costume. It also appears that she's constipated. Hope you make a moo-raculous recovery, Lorena.

 

[Nero You're DeadWeight]

I think proposing at conventions is just a little cringe. Maybe it's because I've sat through like 4 of them (not all at once but at 1 con there was two proposals in the same show) at a masquerade and it came out of nowhere but I think it's just bad taste. But to each their own. I'd argue what Kevin is doing is much worse because at least if you propose in a masquerade you can pop it into your routine to make it look organic. Whatever is going on in that video from Lori rubbing her stomach and Kevin awkwardly shifting around is just kinda unnerving.

It sucks to see that Kevin, while a little awkward that's totally fine, had a bright future ahead of him that he dropped for the simp life. Also he should've left after the 'We gotta kick Kevin out" conspiracy, but part of me wonders what would happen if he left that soon. Would we have another simp on our hands or would Lori just be her own one woman cow? To me, the survey says no since we know Lori survives by drinking people dry physically, mentally, and financially. Like look at Kevin, the dude's AGED so bad and he's only 27 if I did my math right. Heck, if anything Kevin maybe could've been a pro-skateboarder but we'll never know.

Maybe Kevin will go on a pot melt down and finally leave? Who knows.

Also, reddit knows what's up. Filters won't save your old ass forever Lori. I do wonder why she doesn't hide her pectus excavatum as well since it's more of an eye sore than "sexy".

 

[SmokeyMcRunFast]

I think proposing at conventions is just a little cringe. Maybe it's because I've sat through like 4 of them (not all at once but at 1 con there was two proposals in the same show) at a masquerade and it came out of nowhere but I think it's just bad taste. But to each their own. I'd argue what Kevin is doing is much worse because at least if you propose in a masquerade you can pop it into your routine to make it look organic. Whatever is going on in that video from Lori rubbing her stomach and Kevin awkwardly shifting around is just kinda unnerving.

The only proposal at a convention that I have seen that wasn’t cringe was when a friend proposed at a room party because the con is one of the only times that a majority of both parties friends were around to celebrate. Also they had met as said room party at the convention 3 years previously so it had significance to them. But that is an extreme exception and I agree that proposals during shit like the masquerade are just more attention seeking.

 

[BroccoliBrain]

"cute chest" lol
Kevin’s not going to escape. Chances are Lori will incite an escalation when she’s prepared to dump him and he’ll be thrown under the bus, she’ll get hurt, and the police will take her side. That Scott dude sounds like he managed to get out because he had the rest of their cosplayer group to stage the coup with, he made a connection with that other girl and was well-adjusted before he met Lori - Kevin on the other hand seems completely alone and too socially stunted to get himself out there for a chance meeting.