Debate Webby's Boyfriend about the validity of him dating underage cartoon characters - Cartoons aren't real

[Heckler1]

I unironically believe this could work.

Because I believe we live in a simulation and after my mortal end I will be respawned in another world. But as of now, I wouldn't get into my ideal version of the Disney Duck universe and Disneyverse, because I haven't earned this reward yet.

Sp I won't kill myself, just like the greatest hero of Germany, Drachenlord, I am too self-confident for that. I will live this life here to to fullest until I die a hero and get my reward in the afterlife and toonworld.

What do you have to do to earn Disney cartoon world? If you an hero now would you go to a different world? If cartoons are real, why are they voiced and drawn by real people? Does the taste of soda bother you?

 

[byuu]

My faith in Webbigail and Toonworld helps me overcome every obstacle. Whenever I have any problem Webby instantly gives me advice how to solve it.

Look where that advice led you.

 

[Webby's Boyfriend]

What do you have to do to earn Disney cartoon world?

Die as a hero. A hero, not an hero.

Look where that advice led you.

I am a very clever and successful person.

 

[KimCoppolaAficionado]

I am a very clever and successful person.

I am a very clever and successful person.

I am a very clever and successful person.

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAAAH!!!!
Sie sind ein psychisch kranker Perverser, der davon träumt, Wasservögel zu vergewaltigen, und Tage in Wahnvorstellungen verbringt. Ich bezweifle, dass Sie einen Tag in Ihrem Leben gearbeitet haben. Nimm deine Medikamente.

 

[Webby's Boyfriend]

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAAAH!!!!
Sie sind ein psychisch kranker Perverser, der davon träumt, Wasservögel zu vergewaltigen, und Tage in Wahnvorstellungen verbringt. Ich bezweifle, dass Sie einen Tag in Ihrem Leben gearbeitet haben. Nimm deine Medikamente.

Nazi.

 

[Heckler1]

Die as a hero. A hero, not an hero.

Too bad you won't do anything heroic because reality is so boring. Guess you won't be able to date your duck waifu after all.

 

[Webby's Boyfriend]

Too bad you won't do anything heroic because reality is so boring. Guess you won't be able to date your duck waifu after all.

I do it in other dimensions.

Well. I am going to bed now and have dreams about Deryn and Calisota.

 

[Heckler1]

I do it in other dimensions.

Well. I am going to bed now and have dreams about Deryn and Calisota.

Jacking off to underage cartoon duck characters isn't heroic. It just makes you a weird pedophile.

 

[Webby's Boyfriend]

Jacking off to underage cartoon duck characters isn't heroic. It just makes you a weird pedophile.

I am not a paedophile.

 

[Heckler1]

I am not a paedophile.

You are attracted to a child character. Ergo, you are a pedophile.

 

[Webby's Boyfriend]

You are attracted to a child character. Ergo, you are a pedophile.

In my fantasy, Webbigail is already like 16 or 17 years old. Still underage but not a kid anymore.

 

[Heckler1]

In my fantasy, Webbigail is already like 16 or 17 years old. Still underage but not a kid anymore.

I'm sure in a pedo's imagination every girl is "totally 18-19" once they get busted. I'm not sure if it's more or less sad when the girl is imaginary.

 

[AnOminous]

In my fantasy, Webbigail is already like 16 or 17 years old. Still underage but not a kid anymore.

Ok diddler.

 

[KimCoppolaAficionado]

Nazi.

Die Wahrheit klingt am besten in Ihrer eigenen Sprache. Oder haben Sie sich so weit in den Wahnsinn zurückgezogen, dass Sie nicht mehr glauben, ein Deutscher zu sein? Beleidigende Schreie an mir ändern nichts an der bitteren Wahrheit.
Was ist mit deiner Beziehung zu diesem Mädchen aus der Steampunk-Serie passiert? Zumindest waren Sie damals nur ein exzentrischer Perverser und kein exzentrischer Perverser, der Bestialität praktiziert (obwohl was heutzutage noch von Deutschen zu erwarten ist?). War das nur ein Trick, um Spott zu vermeiden?

 

[byuu]

Die Wahrheit klingt am besten in Ihrer eigenen Sprache. Oder haben Sie sich so weit in den Wahnsinn zurückgezogen, dass Sie nicht mehr glauben, ein Deutscher zu sein? Beleidigende Schreie an mir ändern nichts an der bitteren Wahrheit.
Was ist mit deiner Beziehung zu diesem Mädchen aus der Steampunk-Serie passiert? Zumindest waren Sie damals nur ein exzentrischer Perverser und kein exzentrischer Perverser, der Bestialität praktiziert (obwohl was heutzutage noch von Deutschen zu erwarten ist?). War das nur ein Trick, um Spott zu vermeiden?

Why do you keep switching between formal and informal speech?
You shouldn't be formal at all when talking to some sped in a shitposting forum.

 

[Webby's Boyfriend]

Was ist mit deiner Beziehung zu diesem Mädchen aus der Steampunk-Serie passiert?

Deryn and I are on a mission against Jake Angeli, an evil shaman in a buffulo cosplay who uses dark magic to make the American Union win the war against the Socialist Republic of America and also he fights paedophiles in outer space.

Why do you keep switching between formal and informal speech?
You shouldn't be formal at all when talking to some sped in a shitposting forum.

I guess he just uses some translation device. This happens when you say something you don't understand.
Hey wait... who does that all the time?

 

[Alex Krycek]

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAAAH!!!!
Sie sind ein psychisch kranker Perverser, der davon träumt, Wasservögel zu vergewaltigen, und Tage in Wahnvorstellungen verbringt. Ich bezweifle, dass Sie einen Tag in Ihrem Leben gearbeitet haben. Nimm deine Medikamente.

Die Wahrheit klingt am besten in Ihrer eigenen Sprache. Oder haben Sie sich so weit in den Wahnsinn zurückgezogen, dass Sie nicht mehr glauben, ein Deutscher zu sein? Beleidigende Schreie an mir ändern nichts an der bitteren Wahrheit.
Was ist mit deiner Beziehung zu diesem Mädchen aus der Steampunk-Serie passiert? Zumindest waren Sie damals nur ein exzentrischer Perverser und kein exzentrischer Perverser, der Bestialität praktiziert (obwohl was heutzutage noch von Deutschen zu erwarten ist?). War das nur ein Trick, um Spott zu vermeiden?

Can somebody translate this?

 

[Webby's Boyfriend]

Can somebody translate this?

Not for you, cause you're an immigrant (like you admitted) and they're offically banned in Germany.

 

[Heckler1]

Can somebody translate this?

"The truth sounds best in your own language. Or have you withdrawn so far into madness that you no longer believe that you are a German? Insulting screams at me don't change the bitter truth. What happened to your relationship with this girl from the steampunk series? At least you were just an eccentric pervert back then and not an eccentric pervert who practices bestiality (although what can be expected of Germans these days?). Was that just a ploy to avoid ridicule?"

 

[byuu]

Can somebody translate this?

"You sir are a mentally ill pervert who dreams of raping water fowls and spends days in delusions, if I may so.
I am doubtful that you have worked one day in your life, my lord,. Take your meds."