"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo - The Original Troon Commie Cow

Phil lying about his involvement with antifa. He's liability and told to stay in his hovel. I wouldn't be surprised if they gave him a toy cell phone to make important calls.
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Based, really Phil? That's some pretty right wing dog-whistle cryptofascism slang my man, I wouldn't let my Antifa buddies catch me talking like that.
 
Based, really Phil? That's some pretty right wing dog-whistle cryptofascism slang my man, I wouldn't let my Antifa buddies catch me talking like that.
His buddies won't know. He's sitting in a hospital reading the farms and we are the only ones reading (and laughing at) his Tweets.
 
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Phil lying about his involvement with antifa. He's liability and told to stay in his hovel. I wouldn't be surprised if they gave him a toy cell phone to make important calls.
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>I will be there in the shadows at night waiting for you in the alleyway waiting to strike you at the wrong place and wrong time for you
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He also got decked once by a scrawny college guy, didn't he?

Yeah, but that was at Occupy. Not an Antifa protest.

Edit: I guess Autralautisma is no longer good enough to satisfy Phil's thirst for feelings of power, so now he's creating this new power fantasy where he's hunting down Kiwis and Proud Boys in the "dark alleys" of Portland, committing felonies by kidnapping them, then committing more felonies by "waterboarding them with soy milk" to "get intel out of them". This has got to be one of the most hilariously unbelievable stories Phil has made up thus far. I mean, let's ignore for a minute that we have documented evidence of Antifa members admitting that they pity Phil because he's a delusional sped and keep him at arm's length because he's a clueless liability. Let's also ignore the fact that there has never been any evidence to back up any of Phil's grandiose claims. Phil's history alone shows that he's just making up bullshit to make himself feel like he's not a total loser. He's a coward who has always avoided any confrontation unless he can lash out from a position where he's safe from reprisal. He's terrified of getting arrested and losing his TardBux. And he's been making up bullshit tall-tales like this for years.

1/10 not impressed.
 
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At least he hasn’t cashed his chips.

I love it. Phil’s threat against us is, “I’m just going to sit here.”

I love that Phil basically admitted that he just sits on his ass at home in the Ain't-ifa Barracks. Because phone calls are more important than crashing the system and fighting alongside his comrades, right?
 
Kinda funny how he's never anywhere in sight whenever the serious protesting/rioting is going on. The most "hardcore" demonstrating Phil has done is yelling at old people on a sidewalk, walking down a quiet suburban street with a bunch of people who brought their little children along, and trying to pepper spray someone he didn't like while safely hiding behind several people. So brave.
It's almost as if he's a coward.
 
Our Warfemme Supersoldier lives to fight another war!
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I don’t know, for a supersoldier who’s constantly fighting on the streets of Portland, it would be quite unusual to get costochondritis to that extent at such a young age. It could be a sign of something more serious. I mean, I’d understand it if Phil was actually an obese, sedentary fatty who rarely takes any exercise, but obviously he’s not.
 
Sounds more like Phil had Costco-chondritis
a form of heartburn mimicking Costochondritis caused by eating Costco bulk sized Kirkland processed cheese food product alone...in one sitting.

Phil, nobody is upset at you seeking medical treatment. We are upset that you HAD to seek medical treatment because you aren't taking care of your health.
I suppose we are upset at your caseworkers for letting you buy dangerous toys instead of nutritious food.
You haven't ridden your bike..well, ever and the lack of exercise is catching up to you both physically and in your emotional state giving you violent tendencies,
Really, they should probably have you in some kind of group home or assisted living - you know a communial living situation. That's very communist, so you'd like it.
A situation where they can help you make better decisions and where society can reduce costs for your emergency room visits so to not burden the proletariat who had to work their ass off because you aren't taking care of your health
 
I don’t know, for a supersoldier who’s constantly fighting on the streets of Portland, it would be quite unusual to get costochondritis to that extent at such a young age. It could be a sign of something more serious. I mean, I’d understand it if Phil was actually an obese, sedentary fatty who rarely takes any exercise, but obviously he’s not.

It only seems unusual , through Wu penetration methods (ewww, that's hard to write) and Zianna-analysis of the data, the Antifa distributed central command has determined that kiwifarms has developed the cyber dim-mak -- an internet death touch.
If it weren't for the computerghost of Lenin deflecting the main blow and a comrade macing the enemy reviving Phi with the overspray - Phil would have collapsed the moment the latinx J-lo took the inaugural mic
 
[Impotent wheezing intensifies]

Gotta love how even when Phil's in the hospital he's gotta keep up his Commie poseur posturing.
He's probably just sick from being a fat fuck.
Edit: I guess Autralautisma is no longer good enough to satisfy Phil's thirst for feelings of power, so now he's creating this new power fantasy where he's hunting down Kiwis and Proud Boys in the "dark alleys" of Portland, committing felonies by kidnapping them, then committing more felonies by "waterboarding them with soy milk" to "get intel out of them".
Meanwhile in reality he's hunkered down cowering and wheezing in a shithole hovel full of tard gear, too fat even to walk a block without gasping and keeling over.
 
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