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I dunno, I think Worst Tits is kind of a tossup between Kelly, Jude and Bekah.
My money’s on Kelly though because she’s just Worst Everything.
My money’s on Kelly though because she’s just Worst Everything.
Kelly Lenza / LividLipids / softbodytendermind / ass_child / photopotamus - "Radical body liberationist”, Intentionally Repulsive, Uber woke middle-aged SJW influencer wannabe, doxed her former therapist for getting WLS, ate her way to heart failure
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Oh mah gahhhhhd, mah cloths don't fit, hoooooooooow am ah expected to go on under conditions like this? Hoooooooooooow can ah bear the pain? Ohhhhhhh the agony! Ohhhhhhhhh the pain!
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Normal people (with normal sized bodies) don't get emotionally wrecked when some clothing they ordered doesn't fit right. You might get pissed off (especially if you can't get a refund or returning the product is a major hassle), but it is an irritation, not an existential life crisis. Kelly needs to realize that if she is having this kind of emotional breakdown over clothes not fitting, that is a huge flashing neon warning sign that her brain is very, very unhappy being stuffed inside a whale carcass.
A decent therapist would help her unravel this. Unfortunately, Kelly likes to publicly shame and dox decent therapists. Maybe if she survives her first heart attack, she'll be in a place to hear the truth.
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Just stick to Woman Within undies Kelly, you're far too large and oddly shaped to be spending wads of cash on bespoke panties.
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First world problems, you ate yourself to that weight, Kelly. And contrary to popular belief there is not a desire nor market to see spilling, undulating fat rolls in skivvies. May as well just tie a string around your tits at that point. Or seek out designer muumuus,
Am I optimistic that she hasn't cancelled this poor business owner yet for not being size inclusive?
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She's got all the time in the world. She could just learn to sew. There are online classes for lingerie making. If she looks, I bet there is even a class taught by a BIPOC and/or fatty. She could redistribute her stimulus check on something useful for a change.
BIG DADDY
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Kelly’s world is too damn small if she’s having meltdowns over comments in movies about processed foods and panties she bought with government bux that don’t fit.
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"Look at me! I'm privileged and oppressed at the same time!"
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We‘ve seen previously that Kelly already can sew, so this would be an easy/sensible option for her and she could use it to generate content people would genuinely like to see. But being “oppressed” is even easier and more gratifying to her.
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i know id be voted down for this, but i think kelly is exceptionally talented in some things, she does nice art minus vore, and her sewing attempts like above were impressive.
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Therapists can only lead the horse to water. It’s very hard to get clients like Kelly to engage in good faith with a therapeutic process (or if you prefer, “A hEaLiNg JoUrNeY”). This is because a good portion of their pathology has them convinced that they’ve been continuously victimized throughout their lives and therefore [GAP IN LOGIC] and also everybody else is wrong about what is best for them.
Kelly doesn’t want help. She wants to (have Jerry’s insurance) pay someone to listen to her complain and call it working on herself, self-care, whatever. Ok dummy.
Crybaby Xianghua
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My apologies for creeping out people with this post. I am just scared and concerned for Kelly's children and all the other kids belonging to these deathfats. A lot of these deathfats come off an genuinely emotionally/mentally disturbed individuals. I think them being fat and physically unhealthy alone is only a small part of the concern here. Their personalities and their thought processes are the bigger concerns for me now.
Excuse me, I'm going to wash my brain out with soap now. :-(
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From someone who has previously worked for a living doing sewing, this may seem impressive to non-sewers, but it’s pretty damn basic. Looks like something done from an easy kids’ pattern and could be managed in a day by a moderately-skilled homemaker. This is not evidence she could sew lingerie, which is a whole other beast altogether.
This pink dress is decently made for a novice but not nearly as impressive as she thinks. She joined up two pieces of white ruffle trim at the bottom of the skirt RIGHT in the front, creating an ugly join seam that she didn’t even bother to try and hide inside of a tuck. The white ruffles climbing up the sides don’t even reach the top of the dart, instead stopping at an ugly, squared off top. There is a clear double line of stitching at the bottom of the skirt just above the white ruffles which could have been avoided if she’d used a lining, pressed it and used an invisible skirt hem stitch, or even just managed a blind hem and attached the trim to that. The armhole seam on the left is sewn all pinched under the arm. Fer fuck’s sake she didn't even PRESS the fabric before sewing, a huge amateur move.
It’s okay for a play dress, but don’t mistake it for great. Anyone with a year or two of sewing practice could make this, without including the garish mistakes that she made. It’s specifically designed to have zero tailoring, so it’s easy as hell. I think Kelly can make fine play costumes, but actual decent clothing, or better yet, lingerie? Not a chance.
TheCakeIsALie
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Lingerie is a different animal, as already stated. Your sewing skills need to be impeccable and finished products fitted just right. Her attempt at corsets and bras would be disastrous.
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The thing is, lingerie is really something you tend to need to try on in person if you have an unusual body shape, or in the absence of that, shop at a place with a good return policy.
Not only is Kelly obese, she has a weird, beachball with tiny saggy tits shape. True lingerie isnt cut to fit bodies like hers. If she wants to stay fat so damn bad she needs to stick with stretchy, utilitarian bras and granny panties because with her body, nothing else will fit right.
Not only is Kelly obese, she has a weird, beachball with tiny saggy tits shape. True lingerie isnt cut to fit bodies like hers. If she wants to stay fat so damn bad she needs to stick with stretchy, utilitarian bras and granny panties because with her body, nothing else will fit right.
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Kelly has no friends, what the fuck is she talking about
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Their bids for attention and validation are so transparent. Do they think that special education teachers are learning how to restrain kids from a Sia movie?
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Gee, if you don't like the way clothes fit you, then you can either make your own or lose weight so you can fit in standard sizes. It's not a difficult concept to understand, nor should ill-fitting clothing cause such EMOTIONAL TRAUMA.