Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

[Easy Peasy]

Like that song supermodel from clueless.

I didnt dilate yesterday,
And Im not gonna dilate today,
And I'm NOT gonna dilate tomorrow
Cause im gonna get fucked in my new vag (tm)

 

[Law]

Also in general when these troons go, I don't wholeheartedly believe they are asking all of the right questions to get the results they are truly looking for.

The results they are truly looking for are impossible.

 

[cheese shaped mouse]

Can you imagine a whole town of those cock chopping loons? Jesus.

I'm glad they'll 41% themselves first though before ever expanding that much.

I can only imagine what the future of the Tranch will bring in 2021.

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

I grabbed these for Doctor Veronica Ivy, PhD's thread, but figured I might as well put them here too.
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Says the circle of straight males.
You could never get a woman to say "girldick is a good thing" without having a gun to her head.

 

[grandpasatan]

Says the circle of straight males.
You could never get a woman to say "girldick is a good thing" without having a gun to her head.

I'll be real with you: I don't think you could get any healthily functioning adult human being to say that with a straight face,

 

[Cool Spot]

I think those Transformers group admins shouldn't be afraid to give out the screencaps of Kevin having meltdowns over plastic toys because it'll warn anyone who is into that shit to avoid him. I don't think people are going to think all Transformers fans act like him considering he got kicked from the group for his behavior.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Yes, back in june a troon by the name of raging_grace accused them of forced labour and sexual assault. Kevin justified it by saying "it's ok one of our rapist is half peruvian".
Here's the link

Pennywise and boonie words about the drama
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They also kicked another tranny in december for being lazy

> folx

Sproinggg!

Ah shit, there goes my Irony-O-Meter.

also nigga you don't squirt, you ooze

And the only reason he knows about squirting is because of porn.

 

[The Dude]

Anyone else think Kev-boi's saggy little bitch-tits and gut kinda look like the face of a wall-eyed Pug? Only not cute like a Pug, of course.

 

[Cool Spot]

Anyone else think Kev-boi's saggy little bitch-tits and gut kinda look like the face of a wall-eyed Pug? Only not cute like a Pug, of course.

Pugs, much like Kevin, live everyday in agony and their existence is a sick joke.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

Pugs, much like Kevin, live everyday in agony and their existence is a sick joke.

At least pugs didn't have anything to do with the hell of their existence.

 

[Neko GF]

https://twitter.com/TransSalamander/status/1352516689599016960 (Archive)

I feel sorry for this mom. Imagine carrying a baby for nine months only for it to become this-

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

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https://twitter.com/TransSalamander/status/1352516689599016960 (Archive)

I feel sorry for this mom. Imagine carrying a baby for nine months only for it to become this-
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Oh jeez. Is Kev going to post about his mother's death and funeral or not?
"My mom is dead, but I sold all my inheritance and finally have enough money for real baps UwU!"

Who's going to announce him getting disinherited? Troon Bonne, with a photo of his gun with the caption "SOON"?
DO NOT COOM GENTLE INTO THAT GOOD NIGHT.

 

[Pineapple Watermelon]

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God, what motivates these people to show off how pathetic their lives are? His mom joins a platform and doesn't even reach out to him and he has to publicly shit his pants about it, complete with his sad lockscreen. Must be jarring for one's own mom to interrupt their pornsick fantasy world for a moment.

 

[The Final Troondown]

It's crazy how inconsistent the results of hormones are. Almost like the doctors perscribing them have no idea what they're doing.
A sad/funny/informative part of r/detrans for me is how little all the various treatments changed their appearances. People will post before and afters with minimal changes, but it's clear that to them it feels like this huge deal, where most of the people who see them wont notice at all. I think it's more evidence that gender dysphoria is more like body dysmorphia that anything else. It exists in their heads, and there's nothing wrong with their bodies.

hormones depend on a lot of things, receptor sensitivity, body mass and composition, SHBG levels, quirks of metabolism for orals

of course broke troons can’t afford and are generally too lazy for a full work up and ongoing labs so they just get banged on whatever their doctor usually uses on trans patients (of which there are very few)

 

[Quiet Dignity]

This is a generic fogeyish gripe (and truly small beer in the world of Kev) but I really resent having to hear his shitty millennial intonation in my head when he adds question marks to non-questions.

"...more flexible??" I can feel his smug fucking eyebrows raising as he types.

 

[ranine]

hormones depend on a lot of things, receptor sensitivity, body mass and composition, SHBG levels, quirks of metabolism for orals

of course broke troons can’t afford and are generally too lazy for a full work up and ongoing labs so they just get banged on whatever their doctor usually uses on trans patients (of which there are very few)

speaking of this- i remember either Bonnie or Pennywise mentioned around the start of the pandemic that it was taking long for hormones to arrive from overseas due to COVID. wonder if that's why they still look exceedingly masculine

 

[Hitman One]

The only person under the age of 30 I've ever heard say "baps" unironically in England was at a house party at uni, he went on to drink 6 cans of very strong cider in two hours and vomit all over some girl's brand-new and quite expensive shoes. Make of that what you will.

He sounds very based.

 

[RazorBackBacon]

I have to highlight this:

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Doesn't Kevin blame the fact that he's a woman for some of his problems? What about Kevin's role on the ranch? Money is great and all (AFAIK Kevin is still coasting off an inheritence), but that only gets you so far when you don't take any action. Not to mention that last part is rather humorously foreshadowing what Worf's fate was.

The worldview of the average Twitter Tranny is truly fascinating. Just how many of them think ranching is a cushy gig where you just pet livestock all day long and don't do any real work? Most rational adult humans are aware of how much work it takes to raise a living from animal husbandry. Why does they feel the need to point this out?

 

[Mealy Mouth Spittle]

The worldview of the average Twitter Tranny is truly fascinating. Just how many of them think ranching is a cushy gig where you just pet livestock all day long and don't do any real work? Most rational adult humans are aware of how much work it takes to raise a living from animal husbandry. Why does they feel the need to point this out?

Because troons are mentally stuck as forever teenagers. They never grow up. They don't have a clue how things in the real world work. That's why they are always whining about "adulting" even when they are middle aged. They live in these online fantasy bubbles. The irony is that it is a dude who literally does nothing more than sitting around petting animals and avoiding work who is the one telling them that ranching is a hard job ...

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

God, what motivates these people to show off how pathetic their lives are?

”A-U-T-I-S-M: what does it mean?
Silence and friends unseen!
A few brains as well: that is autism!
And that makes us seem special to you!”