What do you mean got bored? He literally wasn't gone a single day, he made a new account before he even deleted his old one
Pigroach fails to realize that atmosphere is a core component with these games and he defecates all over it with his constant squealing, instead of saving it for later. It's like riding the haunted mansion ride with all the maintenance lights on.
I can't imagine by body crapping out at 38. In fact, I don't think most people do at 68. It's such a depressing thing to think about that someone would crap out that "early" in life.
When he escaped the basement dungeon and saw an open window he got confused. Why is the window open when the servant said that they wanted it closed NUHUHUH? When you look outside it's clear that it's night time, while in the note when the servant mentioned opening the window it was done during the day. I wonder why a bunch of vampires don't mind an open window when it's night time, but do when it's daytime. Man is Dave stupid.
What I find hilarious about the invisible enemy complaint is that it makes it seem like Dave doesn't have object permanence, if he doesn't see you kill him and you were either in his field of view and his old man eyes didn't see you, or if you are just outside his field of vision and clapped him, you were invisible and the game sucks and is laggy and there are two servers, a lheggy one for Dave and a perfect 0 ping one for everyone else (remember that excuse he made yesterday?)
It would be bad enough on its own that he demands $200 a day of extra money, but the fact that THAT is what he offers up as entertainment makes it so much worse.
That, or he does recognize it and shits all over it on purpose because he can't even share the spotlight with a fucking video game. Just look at how often his old playthroughs are full of him telling NPCs to STFU even though they can't hear him because they're fucking fictional characters.
I haven't touched any of the Tokyo Xtreme Racer games since 2003 and I still remember that you come up behind a Rival and flash your headlights to challenge them. Why? Because I did it hundreds of times.
he once said a match was laggy when the opponent(i think goijtenks in sf3) was parrying tons of stuff
There were matches where both Goji and Phil were parrying tons of projectiles multiple times in a row. Whether the match is declared lheggy or not depended on whether Goji won or not.
Phil doesn’t get scared from those games because he enjoys “intelligent, cerebral, psychological horror” (his words) not that jump scare shit. Though it’s funny because if you watch him when he is playing those games he’ll be talking a lot more and much louder. Almost as if... but that can’t be the case because Phil is a valedictorian and valedictorians don’t get scared by noises/jump scares/etc, only dumb nudniks and clown youtubers do.
He's a Jack.
