Wuhan Coronavirus: Megathread - Got too big

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Plank said:
Exactly.

The ten months of 24/7 fear porn have created a monster that its master is not going to be able to control.

There are fourty to fifty year old cable news watching women I see every day who flee in panic desperately clutching their masks across busy streets to get away from my deadly maskless face like people fleeing an elevator they just shared with a fat guy who had two beef and been burritos for lunch.

These dingbats are not going to respond kindly to Democratic politicians going 'jk, never mind'.

If there is one thing people fear more than covid, it is looking like a bunch of hysterical idiots to every single person they told their 'totally wasn't a 300+ pound diabetic' teenager who just fucking died - YOU NEED TO TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY!!! - stories.

Just last week I was shopping for groceries and some young woman had her mask down and some fifty year old woman was literally SCREETCHING across half the store while doing her best Donald Sutherland Body Snatchers imitation.

The local restaurants have people regularly patrolling them and taking snitch photos they are uploading to social media and sending to their contacts in the health department. These covid nutcases are also calling around to all local restaurants pretending to be customers to try to find anyone giving out any hints that they are serving now.

How the fuck do you put the genie back in the bottle?
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the energy will be redirected towards enemies of the state now. Snitching on the guy who said okay to his neighbor.
 
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Plank said:
How the fuck do you put the genie back in the bottle?
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Slowly coax it back in there. For example, focus on vaccination and new virus mutations, which would turn out to be more virulent, but also way less dangerous. The original strain will be dealth with via vaccination, the mutations will instead be just another Common Cold virus. Don't do it abruptly, let it take a few months. MSM will broadcast the correct amount of terror propaganda counterbalanced with how good the new government is doing against the evil Coof.
After almost a year of pure stick, they'll start to promise the carrot again.
That is, if it is actually desired to get rid of the Coof at all. People in constant terror is a good thing, after all.
 
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John McAfee said:
Could they atleast pretend that the last 10 months weren't a fucking sham. I swear they use gaslighting as psychological warfare on the populace any chance they get.
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They learned in the 80s they could fuck with the human psych when they convinced a bunch of children they had been sexually abused. Why not use something that works wonders on the plebs.
 
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JosephStalin said:
Some may say that we'll need to put it behind us. No. Now that we have seen the true face of government at all levels, only a fool would have trust in or confidence in government at any level to do the right thing any more. In their lust for power, these manifold little Hitlers have lost public trust and confidence. It will be interesting to see what happens the next time a national calamity happens. Once burned, twice shy. Then "they" will decry the lack of compliance and support from the public.
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It's already happening with the vaccine. Sure, this thread has proved there are countless retards willing to put anything in their body because Big Brother says so, but there are enough people refusing that it's raising concerns. They even made up a new phrase to describe it—"vaccine hesitancy." The only group of people that are enthusiastically willing to get the vaccine are educated liberals—every other demographic is hesitant, at best. That's when you'll start seeing the government try to put down even more repressive regulations. Like, "Oh you want to go on an airplane? Show your vaccination papers, please."

All this has proven to me is that a little knowledge is a dangerous thing. These retards get a little taste of Science™ and think they can trust anything a guy in a white lab coat says.
 
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Plank said:
Obama era State Department people using NATO encroachment on Russia through Ukraine to enrich themselves
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It's not like Russia isn't a corrupt kleptocratic state with no driving force or idea besides WE WUZ TSARS AND BLYAD and history of oppressing us. But sure, rant and rave about "encroachment on Russia". Poor widdle Russia.
 
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greengrilledcheese said:

Mother, 38, dies from Covid after telling her husband and five-year-old son she loved them in heartbreaking final phone call from her hospital bed before she was put on ventilator​

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/ar...ing-husband-five-year-old-son-loved-them.html (https://archive.vn/gJNl8)

Oh no! Wait, what's this?

Cellulitis is very serious and can become severe very quickly (like over the course of an evening) and can lead to sepsis if untreated. Her body was probably hanging on by a thread from that and the covid just pushed her over the edge. A common cold would have likely done the same. Yet it will still be counted as a covid death and propagandized for fear.
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Here is the obviously healthy woman:

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Meriasek said:
That is, if it is actually desired to get rid of the Coof at all. People in constant terror is a good thing, after all.
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Still think this is a test run for the elites to see how much power they can seize and how fast (a lot, and quickly), how easily people fall into line and do as they're told no matter how stupid, what sort of resistance to expect and how much, how long it will take said resistance to build, and how many slavish devotees they can brainwash to do it for free.

They must be truly impressed by the spineless and uninformed political classes and the gullible masses around the planet. I would say expect scamdemics to pop up every decade or so. Unless they get lucky with a novel virus again, next one will be a flu scamdemic (since those are most common) but they will use the strain number for the flu so it will be incessantly called "H1N1" (or whichever strain it is) in the media to scare people. You won't have the flu, you'll have H1N1 and this isn't a flu season, it's an H1N1 pandemic. And your flu shot won't work, you need our brand new H1N1 shot!

Scamdemics work, that's a fact we know now. They'll get the certainty of an economic recession and can do some insider trading, they get to hoard another chunk of the world's wealth and massively increase inequality, they get to put everyone at each other's throats and get even more intel on dissenters, unelect wrongthink politicians (by the 2030s a conservative will have viewpoints indistinguishable from The Squad in 2020 and AOC will have to hide all the now-wrongthink she said back in the Trump years) on the cheap, and when the technology is available, microchip everyone. Think it's just a conspiracy theory? Just wait, 2020 seemed like a conspiracy theorist fantasy too back in the golden age of 2019.
Slimy Time said:
Just lie. Maskfags and covid panickers are lemmings. The second uncle Joe says its alright for a few weeks, their brains will click and everything will be ok again. Those that don't will be memory holed and ignored.
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You'll be seeing people with face shields, five masks, and rubber gloves in grocery stores for years.
General Disarray said:
Here is the obviously healthy woman:

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Was that swine flu or COVID-19?
 
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General Disarray said:
Here is the obviously healthy woman:

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I'm impressed she was able to get pregnant. Obesity can cause issues with getting and staying pregnant.
UnimportantFarmer said:
Haaretz report on 10k Israelis catching COVID post first dose

This may or may not have been posted but this report of 10,000 Israelis testing positive after the first dose of Pfizer vaccine has to cause worry. The results after the second dose are reported as wonderful. The recipients are older people.
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Supposedly, according to Israeli data, the vaccine is only about 53% accurate. Which means you're more or less going to get the coof regardless if you're vaccinated or not.

General Disarray said:
Welp, looks like Summerfest is doing the rational thing and going BIGGER - by not having a two-week-long festival, but holding the fest over three consecutive weekends. Pack everyone even closer together lol.

Here's the BIG LINEUP btw: and no other stages or opening acts on main are slotted yet lol.

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Guns n' Roses still do shows? I thought the band retired cause everyone got old and died.
 
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UnimportantFarmer said:
Haaretz report on 10k Israelis catching COVID post first dose

This may or may not have been posted but this report of 10,000 Israelis testing positive after the first dose of Pfizer vaccine has to cause worry. The results after the second dose are reported as wonderful. The recipients are older people.
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Was it a viral particle test or an antibody test? The latter would show a positive after vaccination because the whole point of a vaccine is to prime your immune system.

Arguably, the former might as well, if the spike protein the vaccine induces your cells to produce is part of what the test detects... I haven't a clue if that's the case or not.
 
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