Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser

I’m happy to know that he annoyed others like he did me. A few pages back I asked him (her, I thought) to at least use punctuation if he was going to post so often. I did it kindly, as I thought he was ESL, but I sure wanted to throw a few “you dumbfucks” in there. It’s good to know I wasn’t alone.

He sIngle handly proved Chantel’s point that her Kiwi haters are all retards living in mom’s basement with nothing else going on in their lives. I wish he’d been a hot skinny chick in a lovely house posting while driving to work as a doctor, but I doubt there is anybody who is on the ball who would admit it being a kiwi or would “moisturize” with gossip. I’ve defended us as normal functional people but there is always the idiot who gives the wrong impression and that’s the one that sticks.

Candidiasis or whatever: if you can’t write, learn or don’t do it. If you can’t speak, learn or don’t do it. If you don’t have hair, live with it, a combover won’t help, or get plugs. Make your fucking bed or film somewhere else. If you are autistic and can’t even look into a camera, don’t make a video. Lurk until you learn.

As for Chantel’s Feabie profile: I suspect it’s legit and she made it. When she got outed, she hurriedly deleted it, either because of embarrassment or whatever her crazy mind dictates. How the bike dude and his wife play in to this story, I don’t know. It may be he has a little crush on Chantel, brought on by exposure through his wife, or they both do. Chantel had talked about threesomes before. They are in different countries so maybe they are asking for videos or pictures for their own games.

I kind of think if a troll made it, they’d have left it up and not tried to nuke it. But I don’t know, and I’ll await the smarter Kiwi who can figure it out.
 
If anyone wants to see just how exceptional he is, I wholly suggest the three most recent videos he put on you tube.

Edited to give examples, talks about his manager, identifies them as a woman, says he has worked as a carer previously, describes his job as involving shifts, which somewhat narrows things down, ie, not an office job, and spouts a lot of stuff he has seen users post here.
 
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Just did a little look into his youtube page. Looks like as well as following ALR, he also has some contact with DarksydePhil as a lolcow. He is subscribed to Almighty Tevin who is a long-standing figure in the DSP detractor sphere. What's more interesting is that on his discussion page he has a brief message with dakkysmurf, who is a retard that trolls DSP by making baiting donations on stream. While I've not found a link between the dakkysmurf YT account and the dakkysmurf twitch.tv account, I'm pretty sure the YT account is correct as it is pretty old so unlikely to be somebody else trying to steal an online username.

All I'm getting at is: retards of a feather, flock together.
 
If anyone wants to see just how exceptional he is, I wholly suggest the three most recent videos he put on you tube.

Edited to give examples, talks about his manager, identifies them as a woman, says he has worked as a carer previously, describes his job as involving shifts, which somewhat narrows things down, ie, not an office job, and spouts a lot of stuff he has seen users post here.
Am I the only one who remembers him talking about his YouTube videos in chat here?

He made one a while ago (an ALR react, iirc), people kinda liked it, he was encouraged to do more, and the rest writes itself. Not defending his decision to publicly announce his Kiwi affiliation/face reveal/divulgence of personal info, but his YouTube channel itself wasn't a secret around here.

(No shade, Flidds. I'm just mildly surprised by all this.)

But now the Kiwi's out of the bag. Watch for a new account with really bad grammar to appear in a week or so, I guess.
 
Am I the only one who remembers him talking about his YouTube videos in chat here?

He made one a while ago (an ALR react, iirc), people kinda liked it, he was encouraged to do more, and the rest writes itself. Not defending his decision to publicly announce his Kiwi affiliation/face reveal/divulgence of personal info, but his YouTube channel itself wasn't a secret around here.

(No shade, Flidds. I'm just mildly surprised by all this.)

But now the Kiwi's out of the bag. Watch for a new account with really bad grammar to appear in a week or so, I guess.
Not taken as such at all, fren! :D
 
Am I the only one who remembers him talking about his YouTube videos in chat here?

He made one a while ago (an ALR react, iirc), people kinda liked it, he was encouraged to do more, and the rest writes itself. Not defending his decision to publicly announce his Kiwi affiliation/face reveal/divulgence of personal info, but his YouTube channel itself wasn't a secret around here.

(No shade, Flidds. I'm just mildly surprised by all this.)

But now the Kiwi's out of the bag. Watch for a new account with really bad grammar to appear in a week or so, I guess.
I remember him talking about making a deep dive about bibi or whatever. But his use of language was always so fractured, that I never explicitly understood that he was doing youtube videos. I don't know what he was doing. I thought he was just stupid and either drunk or barely literate.
 
A few amuse bouches for my fellow farmers after a dive into meta-madness..
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And if you were especially tickled by the last ones:

Cheers
 

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I kept trying to click ‘like’ on some of those comments.

Savage AF!!
 
While that may be true, the optimal Kiwi Farms experience is to go though the proper protocol after creating an account. If you are reading this post and are thinking about joining us, simply post the following in your favorite thread.

1. A brief explanation of how you are not, in fact, like the lolcow we are making fun of. (ie. your personal weight loss journey, your experience as a former brony/furry, "I may be autistic but-", etc...)
2. Your birthday and home town. This is important so we can wish you happy birthday in your regional dialect.
3. Make sure your username is the same as other usernames you use online. I recommend just using your email address so its easy to remember.
4. A list of your greatest fears.
5. Tell your friends and family that you're a member of the Kiwi Farms, they will be very impressed.
6. Have fun! :)

I look forward to greeting all new members of our wonderful community.

Also don't forget to stay on topic. Chantal is fat.
7. The make and model of your car for... reasons.
 
It's good to credit Kiwi Farms as a source, but for Christ's sake don't admit (especially on facecam) that you actually post here.

Also found a couple of comments on an ObeseToBeast video from our new Combover Queen when I duckduckgo'd his channel name and luckily some weird reposting blogs saved the comments in a searchable form. He weighed 258 el bees 8 months ago. Can we get a weigh-in? ....IT'S READY!
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Archive page with comments

That concludes my searching for more info on this chap.

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Am I the only one who remembers him talking about his YouTube videos in chat here?

He made one a while ago (an ALR react, iirc), people kinda liked it, he was encouraged to do more, and the rest writes itself. Not defending his decision to publicly announce his Kiwi affiliation/face reveal/divulgence of personal info, but his YouTube channel itself wasn't a secret around here.

(No shade, Flidds. I'm just mildly surprised by all this.)

But now the Kiwi's out of the bag. Watch for a new account with really bad grammar to appear in a week or so, I guess.
That's how I knew it was him. He talked about it a lot so it wasn't hard to put it together the second someone posted the video here.
 
all this amber f and the cycling dutchman stuff is...
I swear you couldn't make this stuff up. It writes itself. Chantal has inadvertently invented the (almost) daily horror serial, gruesome in its every detailed TMI slash mukbang. I for one, am experiencing Cliffhanger Trauma waiting to see what the next episode will bring. Oh, the humanity, Chins, dangling your mortality (and your lack of concern for it) in front of our noses like an enticing carrot on a stick. Or perhaps in your case, a doughnut...
 
He sIngle handly proved Chantel’s point that her Kiwi haters are all retards living in mom’s basement with nothing else going on in their lives.

I'm perfectly ok that Karen Farms is seen as a bunch of losers by our fav behemoth. It gives her a superiority complex that provides a ton of extra lolz, and the fact she believes we are as dumb as her makes for easy debunk of her numerous lies.

Plus ngl, living in mom's basement sounds good compared to the filthy luxury villa!
 
I'm pretty sure his username here used to be Phalanx.
Nah fam. @Phalanx is a whole different person. Used to be a regular in ALR sub forum and was always slightly MATI over Haydur Nation. Been M.I.A for months.

@escándalo is the guy who admitted a couple months back on the Nikocado Avocado thread that he had been paying for Nik’s only fans/patreon. He got called out for paying for that filth and not even leaking it to the rest of us degenerates.

Anyhoo... Let this be a lesson to anybody who has recently joined the Farms. Keep your PL to yourself. Had this guy not mentioned several times on this very thread that he was doing a deep dive into Chantal since the breakup, nobody would’ve even known it was him.
 
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He sIngle handly proved Chantel’s point that her Kiwi haters are all retards living in mom’s basement with nothing else going on in their lives. I wish he’d been a hot skinny chick in a lovely house posting while driving to work as a doctor, but I doubt there is anybody who is on the ball who would admit it being a kiwi or would “moisturize” with gossip. I’ve defended us as normal functional people but there is always the idiot who gives the wrong impression and that’s the one that sticks.

It's survivorship bias, ironically selecting for genetic mistakes- only people whose lives and reputations are terrible anyway would be caught dead posting on this site. It's a funny old world we live in where "professionals" tell everyone they know about their degenerate sexual habits and preferences, but you can't admit to reading a gossip forum. I feel bad for Null sometimes, he's got the kind of unpopularity normally reserved for serial killers and members of Congress, but without the groupies or money.
 
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