Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

[Osyth Osyth]

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https://twitter.com/TransSalamander/status/1352740170345246720 (Archive)

"Scumbag brain parts", so most of his brain? What he really means is the self-aware part of his brain which knows that he's going to get thrown the moment his inheritance bucks stop coming in. Also, it's nice to see that he's at least honest about the fact that he doesn't do anything for the people who enable support him.

He’s all take and no give. This is why nobody cares about him.

 

[Miss Misery]

Mmm...no, that's a troon. A woman is a human female that was born with XX chromosomes, has a uterus and ovaries, and can get pregnant.

Not to sperg, but a uterus and ovaries and the ability to become pregnant are not what makes a woman. Simply because that relegates natal women who are infertile and/or who have had hysterectomies to the same level as troons.

It's the XX chromosomes (and no Y!) that makes a woman.

 

[BoobWhiskers]

ETA: Breastforms. Left, Kev per his own imagination. Right, Kev's actual breast-torso ratio.

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Oh dear god, are those supposed to look like actual breasts, these aren't like... the cheap chinese knockoff version or something?

 

[s0mbra]

Can we add "tube mooba" to the thread title?
This made me laugh so hard.
"Tube Mooba" is what you play on the tuba when a troon falls down.

Not the Netflix documentary I wanted but the accidental self-sabotage that this could bring upon the Tranch is pretty exciting. It'll be a puff-piece again, but I don't think anything they say will come out sounding "well-adjusted" to potential normies that see it.

Actually, if the guy is a friend they may feel even more bold as he encourages them to say shit with their chests (say it with your full Tube Mooba sis, yaaaaaas etc). All leading to more outlandish statements and footage. This has the possibility of being great material.

I'm glad my mobile fat fingering typo pleases you all
Edit: oh god I was a few posts behind you're going all in

"rockin titties" at Target

https://mobile.twitter.com/TransSalamander/status/1352738088833847297

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Yes, that foam padding looks very round today, kevin. It's doing wonders.

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

Not to sperg, but a uterus and ovaries and the ability to become pregnant are not what makes a woman. Simply because that relegates natal women who are infertile and/or who have had hysterectomies to the same level as troons.

It's the XX chromosomes (and no Y!) that makes a woman.

Not to sperg on your sperg but this is like saying humans aren't meant to be able to see from the get go because some people have eye disorders. Yes of course not all females can get pregnant or have a fully functional uterus and ovaries but that's because they have a disorder like MRKD or Turner Syndrome that prevents them from doing what nature intended.

 

[horsegirl666]

You can see that he is staring at his own boobs on the phone screen

 

[Miss Misery]

Not to sperg on your sperg but this is like saying humans aren't meant to be able to see from the get go because some people have eye disorders. Yes of course not all females can get pregnant or have a fully functional uterus and ovaries but that's because they have a disorder like MRKD or Turner Syndrome that prevents them from doing what nature intended.

I agree, but troons make that same argument - WELL WHAT ABOUT ALL OF THE WOMEN WHO CAN'T BEAR CHILDREN!? WE'RE JUST LIKE THEM!

No, you have a Y chromosome. You are not a woman.

 

[illhavetwo]

OMFG I wish I hadn't seen that hideous purple sex toy, it looks exactly like a giant desert centipede, which is the only animal I actually have anything close to a phobia against. I really wish I could delete that association from my memory permanently.

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Centipedes in my amhole? It's more likely than you think.

 

[Easy Peasy]

Before we go tumblr autistic and lose the plot, which is the mutual disgust over Kevin:

Intersex disorders are still specific to male or female. If you have, for example, kleinfelters, you are male. Only males get it. Also intersex is incredibly rare and many intersex people get pissed that the troons are coopting their actual medical condition for clout.

Kevin's a man. With xy chromies, no more dick, a hole full of scar tissue, and a brain full of porn worms.

 

[Sarah Connor]

What he really means is the self-aware part of his brain which knows that he's going to get thrown the moment his inheritance bucks stop coming in.

I think about this sometimes. The Tranch isn't against kicking people out, so what happens when he no longer gets his inheritance/stimmy checks? is he gonna be ebegging for rent on twitter? start an onlyfans? go move in with Wedge?
I imagine him sitting in his coomputer chair, petting his transformer figurine with a smug look on his face when Troons of Future's Past have been kicked off The Tranch for being "lazy".

 

[Constellationzero]

I think about this sometimes. The Tranch isn't against kicking people out, so what happens when he no longer gets his inheritance/stimmy checks? is he gonna be ebegging for rent on twitter? start an onlyfans? go move in with Wedge?
I imagine him sitting in his coomputer chair, petting his transformer figurine with a smug look on his face when Troons of Future's Past have been kicked off The Tranch for being "lazy".

He'll just go on Twatter and without a drop of self awareness beller about how he was sexually assaulted and that they forced a disabled wammin to perform slave labor.

 

[Bad Bad Daddy]

I consider myself trans-positive - but there's something that a lot of trans-positive people don't want to hear. It's that many of these "trans women" started out as disgusting incels, and internalized the incel creed of "any woman can get laid, so why can't I? Maybe I should become a woman!" And for proof of that you don't need to look any further than Kevin Gibes. This is a person that took the most disgusting, misogynist ideas about women and decided that he wanted to pattern himself after them. These people are not women. They're a basement dweller's idea of a woman.

 

[Law]

I imagine him sitting in his coomputer chair, petting his transformer figurine with a smug look on his face when Troons of Future's Past have been kicked off The Tranch for being "lazy".

He's the alpha troon, the queen termite of his parasite hive. Others come and go. They're lured in by false promises of idyllic ranch life away from normies, then discarded once they're no longer useful. A vortex of dashed hopes and washed-up, broken men, slowly swirling around the gravitational pull of the amhole. Penny and Bonny look like they're in charge, but they're more like enforcers. They feed Kevin, drive him around, keep the ranch mostly functional, evict other members, make room for more Transformers. They might even think that they're in charge, but they're trapped in the gyre of Kevin's emptiness as well. Kevin constantly needs more. Kevin is never satisfied. There's no bottom to the amhole, and that's why they're trapped.

 

[Sarah Connor]

These people are not women. They're a basement dweller's idea of a woman.

it's also porn addiction, as many of these people view such media where women are portrayed as stupid blonde bimbos with huge fake boobs on the prowl to get laid. but instead of finding a delivery guy to give them pizza with extra sausage, they decide to date other transwomen because they have forced themselves to believe "ugh cis women are soooo ugly (even though I've spent hours trying to date them, that didn't work so now I'm trying to emulate them!)" and instead find "transfemmes" to be more attractive (even though in most cases they look like a creepy estranged uncle who wears womens clothing).

 

[Cpl. Long Dong Silver]

Kevin's finances are murkier than the depths of the Am Hole on a moonless night.

Regarding the inheritance he said:
"In case y'all start assuming I'm rich: My portion of the money I'm splitting with like 20 other relatives will be enough for my breast augmentation. That's it."

A brief search suggests that breast augmentation costs between $3-10k.

He started receiving monthly checks is March 2020. If the distributions are for 12 months, he's receiving between $250-$833 monthly ending in March 2021. If the distributions are for 24 months he's receiving between $124-$416 monthly ending in March 2022. Etc.

His insurance is "Kaiser Permanente through Medicare (yes, Medicare, not Medicaid, long story)". You have to be disabled to get Medicare if you're under 65. Kevin is obviously disabled. What's odd is that he doesn't have Medicaid also. I think you're dual eligible if you're disabled and under 65 + poor. Either he's not poor enough to qualify, or he was too stupid to sign up.

His expenses include rent ("I call it rent but it's my contribution to the ranch's expenses" "rent is $500") and toys.

Bottom line, if the inheritance is Kevin's only source of money then he is very poor and will soon be broke. He will then be entirely reliant on begging while waiting for another relative (who forgot to write him out of the will) to die.

I've always suspected as much. If the relative was rich enough to provide a significant tug boat I'd think we'd be able to find them. I mean we've found his mom and his teenage history but never the source of his "rich" life. Not saying you become a celebrity once your rich or you can't be anonymous, but if it was someone who could dish out 1 to 2k a month for 20 family members my gut says there would be more of a paper trail.

I agree with you he's probably got 0 assets and very limited fixed income that won't exist in perpetuity.

 

[Bad Bad Daddy]

it's also porn addiction, as many of these people view such media where women are portrayed as stupid blonde bimbos with huge fake boobs on the prowl to get laid. but instead of finding a delivery guy to give them pizza with extra sausage, they decide to date other transwomen because they have forced themselves to believe "ugh cis women are soooo ugly (even though I've spent hours trying to date them, that didn't work so now I'm trying to emulate them!)" and instead find "transfemmes" to be more attractive (even though in most cases they look like a creepy estranged uncle who wears womens clothing).

Yes, absolutely. This is the result of kids having access to shitting dicknipple dickgirl porn at age 12. I hate to sound old, but like, in my day we were excited about getting a hand job. When you need dickgirl hentai to even get off in your sexually formative years, you become Kevin.

 

[The Dude]

Yes, absolutely. This is the result of kids having access to shitting dicknipple dickgirl porn at age 12. I hate to sound old, but like, in my day we were excited about getting a hand job. When you need dickgirl hentai to even get off in your sexually formative years, you become Kevin.

There was a South Park episode about that. South Park takes place in Colorado. Kev-boi lives in Colorado. Coincidence?

 

[Cool Spot]

I hope we get a Tranch documentary. Considering the backlash they got from the recent fluff piece, it probably won't matter if it's neutral or biased towards it and will likely cause more backlash.

Also, I have a feeling that any lazy troon that applies to stay at the ranch is convinced that it's all sitting around and petting the animals and masturbating considering that's what Kevin seems to be advertising life at the ranch as being.

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

Kevin's finances are murkier than the depths of the Am Hole on a moonless night.

Regarding the inheritance he said:
"In case y'all start assuming I'm rich: My portion of the money I'm splitting with like 20 other relatives will be enough for my breast augmentation. That's it."

A brief search suggests that breast augmentation costs between $3-10k.

He started receiving monthly checks is March 2020. If the distributions are for 12 months, he's receiving between $250-$833 monthly ending in March 2021. If the distributions are for 24 months he's receiving between $124-$416 monthly ending in March 2022. Etc.

His insurance is "Kaiser Permanente through Medicare (yes, Medicare, not Medicaid, long story)". You have to be disabled to get Medicare if you're under 65. Kevin is obviously disabled. What's odd is that he doesn't have Medicaid also. I think you're dual eligible if you're disabled and under 65 + poor. Either he's not poor enough to qualify, or he was too stupid to sign up.

His expenses include rent ("I call it rent but it's my contribution to the ranch's expenses" "rent is $500") and toys.

Bottom line, if the inheritance is Kevin's only source of money then he is very poor and will soon be broke. He will then be entirely reliant on begging while waiting for another relative (who forgot to write him out of the will) to die.

Thanks for the deep dive. I thought titty jobs would be more. However it’s also possible that Kev is lowballing his inheritance.

Kev Kev is a cash cow for the ranch but interesting to see how progressive and understanding they are when Kev can’t keep up with his share, Kev has proven that his endorsement won’t get more people on the GFM.

I really think Bonnie would vote to have Kev (and Jen) kicked out since Bonnie has dumped his life savings into this cash sink and will get aggressive to keep it afloat and will become very “free market capitalist”. Perhaps I am too optimistic but if I was in shoes I would not tolerate it.

 

[RazorBackBacon]

It isn't 100% confirmed yet (let a man dream for once) but we might be getting a tranch documentary in the future.
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I'm not well enough versed into Kev's social circle to figure out who's making it, but all I can say is I hope it goes through, maybe we'd even get to see him slouch all day in there.

I am so hyped for this you have no idea. This is the biggest thrill I've had all week. Will there be merch? Please god let there be merch.

on a mission to create more bad pr for the ranch;
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