Artcow WogglebugLoveProductions / Cynthia Hanson / Cherie Anne Hapney - One Womanchild's Fruitless Quest to Make Her Cockroach Husbando a Household Name

[Thundershlock]

Then you're going to need to get good at what you do.
Your work, as it stands currently, is going to make you a laughing stock in the same vein as Food Fight and that weird Daniel the lion movie, only worse.

It will be mocked by internet reviewers and then forgotten about because that's how fast the internet and culture moves these days.

Like, at the rate you're going right now, your biggest claim to fame will be this thread.

To succeed, you have to grow up and stop taking shortcuts, learn how to tell a good story, learn how to draw and animate appealing characters. Using 3d was probably your first mistake because it makes people think they don't need to learn the fundamentals of animation.

Your stuff isn't even as good as the first broadcast computer animated tv show Reboot, and that was made over 20 years ago. That's very telling.

Go back to the drawing board, get good at what you want to be good at, and then maybe come back and talk to us about your dream.

You can't reach your dream without the skill to back it up.

 

[Jeff Gerstmann]

My dream was always destined to be so much more than just a hobby.

You have no real talent or passion.

You ignore advice from literal experts here and have been scammed out of thousands of dollars.

Go apply to your local Wendy's and maybe in two years they'll let you near the frying station.

 

[Puddleduck]

My dream was always destined to be so much more than just a hobby.

Then get better at it.

If you won't listen to any of us about scripting or story ideas, maybe you can listen to this simple bit of advice - watch a few modern kids' animations. Answer these questions
- how many scenes have characters standing perfectly still and talking?
- how many have one camera angle for the whole scene, with no closeups?
- similarly, how many have no moving cameras during a scene?

 

[dirtydeanna96]

lol challenge accepted. I promise you I will be able to copy the DVD.

If all else fails, the analog hole is an option. Who would watch a DVD about the wogglebug? Quelala is probably as deserving of his own book/film. Ie not at all.

AbraCadaver said:
Put a bralette on, you dingbat.

She won't, because the Wogglebug demands easy access to her bosoms at all times.

 

[Failure_Personified]

Like me? Someone giving you real world advice but also being sympathetic to you as a creator?

I'm not trying to knock you down, I'm trying to say, hey, maybe you should make this be a hobby instead of a career.

Saying that you lack the needed skill doesn't mean you can't do what you want, it's just that your success may not what you intend.

and you have tunnel vision, so I take it you can't see past your own bloated ambition. Whatever man. The truth is what it is.

I think that while the outside observer sees your sentiment, a desire to encourage actual artistic growth, the fact that Cynthia doesn’t shows that this is mostly, if not entirely, in vain.

Cynthia’s issue is that she requires someone equal to her in admiration for the bug. Someone who doesn’t exist.

She doesn’t have what it takes to be anything but a questionable to bad artist because she can’t tolerate criticism.

I think she lost a long time ago to ever become anyone of note outside of a joke of a thread on a weird fascination with a character.

 

[Thundershlock]

Then get better at it.

If you won't listen to any of us about scripting or story ideas, maybe you can listen to this simple bit of advice - watch a few modern kids' animations. Answer these questions
- how many scenes have characters standing perfectly still and talking?
- how many have one camera angle for the whole scene, with no closeups?
- similarly, how many have no moving cameras during a scene?

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I think that while the outside observer sees your sentiment, a desire to encourage actual artistic growth, the fact that Cynthia doesn’t shows that this is mostly, if not entirely, in vain.

Cynthia’s issue is that she requires someone equal to her in admiration for the bug. Someone who doesn’t exist.

She doesn’t have what it takes to be anything but a questionable to bad artist because she can’t tolerate criticism.

I think she lost a long time ago to ever become anyone of note outside of a joke of a thread on a weird fascination with a character.

Yeah, I guess my sympathetic nature is getting the better of me. And it also sort of pisses me off to a degree, the idea that you can make something wonderful and amazing that will be beloved without putting the blood, sweat and tears into honing your craft.

It's not as anger-inducing as how much money Ducttape banana got last year, but it's pretty high up there.

This is exactly the problem the 'everyone is special and gets a trophy' thing. Once you realize you're not special you have to compensate.

 

[Figger Nucker]

@Thundershlock I will hold on to my dream until the day my life is said and done. I am sure I can get better advice on it from anyone who is a real fan of it than I can get from someone who isn't like you.

Oh boy, taking advice from a "real fan". Can't wait to see the result of that.

 

[AnOminous]

This is exactly the problem the 'everyone is special and gets a trophy' thing. Once you realize you're not special you have to compensate.

Lmao you can go back to the beginning of this thread in 2014 and see people giving advice to this utter sped, and she has not improved one bit. If anything she's even more autistic now.

 

[Thundershlock]

Lmao you can go back to the beginning of this thread in 2014 and see people giving advice to this utter sped, and she has not improved one bit. If anything she's even more autistic now.

I guess it's an experiment in insanity then ain't it?

But at the same time the dark triad personality and abnormal psych stuff, her responses are somewhat interesting from that point of view too. I'd wonder what her results would be from those online quizzes.

Anyway it's a shame she wont take advice. But she's a cow, and cows gotta moo.

 

[howyadoin]

Lmao you can go back to the beginning of this thread in 2014 and see people giving advice to this utter sped, and she has not improved one bit. If anything she's even more autistic now.

I'm looking forward to see Cynthia bring the same quality of her beloved bug with sheer ignorance and perseverance to her grave.

 

[AnOminous]

Anyway it's a shame she wont take advice. But she's a cow, and cows gotta moo.

Remember when you give her advice, even simple shit like "don't make videos trying to sell shit to children with your gross braless mammaries hanging out," she won't get it. Remember this autist admitted she's literally so nonfunctional that even as a full grown adult her mom won't let her answer the door.

 

[Thundershlock]

Remember when you give her advice, even simple shit like "don't make videos trying to sell shit to children with your gross braless mammaries hanging out," she won't get it. Remember this autist admitted she's literally so nonfunctional that even as a full grown adult her mom won't let her answer the door.

I feel sorry for her.

She needs alot more mental health support than shes getting, clearly.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

My dream was always destined to be so much more than just a hobby.

If so then you're in real need of a wake up call because this abomination you have created will never succeed. Dreams are great and I'm always telling people to follow them. But they shouldn't be the only thing in your life.

The Wogglebug lacks any commercial appeal and the character you're trying to show is a WINO. Wogglebug In Name Only. He's nothing like the character in Baum's works. You could literally change him to be anything you want and nothing would be lost from the story. You're living in a fantasy world and it's time for you to wake the hell up.

 

[Trombonista]

Cynthia only used to somewhat sound like Chris, now she sounds completely like female Chris in her vlogs, it's kind of... remarkable?

I think some solid personal advice has been dispensed here, as always.

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Sylvie's adventures with Pedobear?

(Sorry, Cynthia but I couldn't resist)

Why is he wearing sneakers?

 

[Blood Debts]

Cynthia says she wants her hobby to become more, but the reality is she'd pick having 10-15 insincere asspatters over a broader audience because she'll never have to face criticism that way. It's like how Dobson nuked his DeviantArt and pretty much his only means of a fanbase and legacy in favor of blind praise from braindead Tumblrites and the 10 people donating to his Patreon.

People like Cynthia only want to exist in a bubble where everything they make gets high marks no matter how shitty. They only say they want broader appeal someday to maintain the illusion that they're working towards a lofty goal and not actually being lazy fuckheads content with a handful of people kissing their ass.

 

[Sam Losco]

And I do NOT want to have sex with him. Loving him so much isn't the same thing. Because I know just wanting to would be wrong.

So you're actively suppressing feelings of wanting to fuck him. So you do want to fuck him.

 

[Thundershlock]

Anybody who watched the trailer notice the themes of destiny? Kind of on the nose considering she keeps talking about her work as her destiny.

Otherwise, I feel like her parents must have coddled her and because of that she's socially isolated due to social rejection and has to compensate with a creative outlet which has blown out of proportion, and since she's probably been told she's special all her life... we have this.

Which is her destiny.

Which she almost has a cult-like mentality for.

 

[PTNR 2.0]

My dream was always destined to be so much more than just a hobby.

The only thing in your life that's "destined" is that your tits are destined to be next door neighbors of your knees at this point.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

And for the record I have read before that Wogglebug was Baum's author insert, but I'd always had and will stick with my own theory that he was originally meant to be a better version of the Wizard.

Now this would be an interesting story, making the bug mastermind behind everything, excercising the Crouching Moron, Hidden Badass trope.

 

[Picklechu]

Give in to your forbidden love for the Wogglebug, Cynthia. Who cares that society says it's wrong? I doubt that Bad Dragon makes a realistic bedbug penis dildo, but you can probably commission one that's close enough with the same colors and patterns as him. Another obese lolcow, Amanda Turcol, may even be able to teach you how to totally date him for real.

You have no real talent or passion.

You ignore advice from literal experts here and have been scammed out of thousands of dollars.

Go apply to your local Wendy's and maybe in two years they'll let you near the frying station.

To be fair, she would drive the Wendy's out of business, unless they still have whatever shit-tier janitorial job that Chris once had.

Can you imagine pulling up to the drive-thru and hearing "Hello, I am Cynthia Hansonnnn, what would you like to-dayyy?" People would floor it into oncoming traffic to get out of there.

Lmao you can go back to the beginning of this thread in 2014 and see people giving advice to this utter sped, and she has not improved one bit. If anything she's even more autistic now.

She DID get dentures, and seemingly got a better therapist and/or meds, but those are the only improvements she's made in at least 20 years.