DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Comma]

https://twitter.com/TheyCallMeDSP/status/1352872936651120644

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Piggy Boy's greed has hit a fever pitch. He has now made a tip audit emote.

Imagine being a booksmart valedictorian getting false DMCA claims up the ass for all kinds of random stuff, causing you to completely strip your Twitch channel AND Twitter account of any copyrighted content, and then start using a multi-billion dollar company's official logo in an emoticon that people get access to when they pay a monthly fee.

Like... you really need to have the mental capacity of an 8-year-old to even consider this after all that has happened with the DMCA claims. He didn't think this over for even a minute, did he?

And it's so typical for DSP, because it's pure greed: he's trying to cash in on this new gimmick where people laugh at him (at him, not with him) while he's constantly interrupting gameplay to do this tip audit thing, which is such an odd thing to see a streamer do. Come to think of it, it's actually greedception, because the whole tip audit thing is based on greed as well. So he's being greedy about being greedy.

That's some super special shit right there, folks.

 

[Covfefe]

Imagine being a booksmart valedictorian getting false DMCA claims up the ass for all kinds of random stuff, causing you to completely strip your Twitch channel AND Twitter account of any copyrighted content, and then start using a multi-billion dollar company's official logo in an emoticon that people get access to when they pay a monthly fee.

Like... you really need to have the mental capacity of an 8-year-old to even consider this after all that has happened with the DMCA claims. He didn't think this over for even a minute, did he?

And it's so typical for DSP, because it's pure greed: he's trying to cash in on this new gimmick where people laugh at him (at him, not with him) while he's constantly interrupting gameplay to do this tip audit thing, which is such an odd thing to see a streamer do. Come to think of it, it's actually greedception, because the whole tip audit thing is based on greed as well. So he's being greedy about being greedy.

That's some super special shit right there, folks.

This emote is absolute proof that Phil is well below average IQ. He actually believes one of the following:

1: People find it endearing when the fat boomer stops playing video games to count his pennies and ramble about detractors for the millionth time.
2: People hate it when he does it but they go "aw shucks, well I need to endure this along with Phil, so at least the emote lets us joke about it!"

Phil is a fucking retard and his level of disconnect with reality is increasing. A few years ago he would basically try to bully other streamers off the internet for DARING to mention money on stream. Now he's like a fucking Ferengi that is making whatever the panicked, pathetic, impoverished version of findom streams is. Nobody. NOBODY wants to watch this fat idiot manage his finances and ramble about chargebheks.

 

[Lady Adjani]

This is all to say nothing of the fact that because Phil has relied upon guides and having his hand held by the chat, a lot of his playthroughs are not legit completions. He didn't go it alone on any of From Software's games, even during his so-called "redemption" runs.

This is why I have no problem calling him the World's Worst Gamer. As bad as his videos often are in terms of making him look incompetent, if he didn't have so much help, it would be MUCH worse, and rage-quits would be even more numerous.

Pre-stream chat Dave was significantly more entertaining because of this, just look at his absolute clown attempt at Dark Souls 1 when it first launched, compared to him streaming and playing Demon's Souls for the first time.
His rage quits aren't even entertaining anymore, he'd often slam controllers on his table to the point where the camcorder would visibly shake, nowadays he goes full on clown mode with the oh so sudden stare at the camera and t-posing like a complete spastic, milking the entire thing for all it's worth.

Big F for Larry King

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QhFk89fyCbU&t=1769 - the flu will kill more than covid

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lbwlcNBebbE&t=2417 - covid is life-threatening

cant find the one where he said big woop regrading covid or the one where is says he stays healthy because he takes vitamin tablets
there also something he said about the media '' blowing it out of proportion ''

Dude was pushing 90, coof or not he was on his way out.

 

[gobsmackedmortician]

Dude was pushing 90, coof or not he was on his way out.

indeed, I am sure he will say he was telling people how dangerous covid is from day one and is scared his parents will die as they are old

unlike what we saw him saying , he loves rewriting history and cant face being wrong

 

[Zappin’ And Spazzin’]

Pre-stream chat Dave was significantly more entertaining because of this, just look at his absolute clown attempt at Dark Souls 1 when it first launched, compared to him streaming and playing Demon's Souls for the first time.
His rage quits aren't even entertaining anymore, he'd often slam controllers on his table to the point where the camcorder would visibly shake, nowadays he goes full on clown mode with the oh so sudden stare at the camera and t-posing like a complete spastic, milking the entire thing for all it's worth.

The only time modern Phil is entertaining is when games just so happen to play on two of his soft-spots: Forcing him to repeat the same segments over and over, and daring to fuck with his schedule autism.
Examples would include:
Dragon Quest not ending fast enough
The Nemesis boss fight he threw a tantrum over
Origami King's ending taking longer than he expected (his anger wasn't directed at the game itself this time, but it was still funny salt)
Even Demon's Souls managed to trigger this towards the end when he was struggling with Old Monk, and it had all the classic hallmarks. Berating his chat, calling the devs incompetent, "poorly made", "I'm so bored". He was so salty over that one staircase that it carried over to him clearing the final level, where he got sloppy and made numerous mistakes. Which then compounded in him getting even saltier and repeating the same segment over and over.

 

[Maldron the Assassin]

The only time modern Phil is entertaining is when games just so happen to play on two of his soft-spots: Forcing him to repeat the same segments over and over, and daring to fuck with his schedule autism.
Examples would include:
Dragon Quest not ending fast enough
The Nemesis boss fight he threw a tantrum over
Origami King's ending taking longer than he expected (his anger wasn't directed at the game itself this time, but it was still funny salt)
Even Demon's Souls managed to trigger this towards the end when he was struggling with Old Monk, and it had all the classic hallmarks. Berating his chat, calling the devs incompetent, "poorly made", "I'm so bored". He was so salty over that one staircase that it carried over to him clearing the final level, where he got sloppy and made numerous mistakes. Which then compounded in him getting even saltier and repeating the same segment over and over.

You're forgetting racing games, they're the sleeper pick for most productive salt mines.

 

[Alxmir23]

the more intel we seem to get on his fans,the easier it becomes to understand why they like phil.
people like evilibrium,derich,anonymouse,etc. they are fucked up,socially awkward incels.
i mean derich literally congratulated a pornstar over her first anal scene and said he was PROUD of her

 

[King of Not Playing Games]

I'm so glad OIC is "back" to "donate" a "tip" that gets immediately shoveled into the WWE Champions furnace. OIC needs to know that by this point, and he has to know that the more money he gives to DSP to get one over on us detractors, the deeper DSP falls into his gambling and spending addiction. So yeah. Keep fucking opening up that wallet. You're definitely showing us.

I bet it upset him to be basically ignored by DSP after his big comeback announcement, too. Not gonna stop him from shoveling cash into that bottomless money pit. Pathetic.

 

[UaineRunei]

the more intel we seem to get on his fans,the easier it becomes to understand why they like phil.
people like evilibrium,derich,anonymouse,etc. they are fucked up,socially awkward incels.
i mean derich literally congratulated a pornstar over her first anal scene and said he was PROUD of her

This might explain why some of them find Phil entertaining. What I can't fathom is how and why they watch, comment and/or donate every single stream. They have been watching him for years and years, and they do the exact same thing. If you watch some Phil's old streams about 3 years ago, you will notice how similar the chat was compared to now. They are legit insane...

 

[gobsmackedmortician]

I'm so glad OIC is "back" to "donate" a "tip" that gets immediately shoveled into the WWE Champions furnace.

Is Phil the ultimate gotcha game?

never levels up, never-ending goals, never paid taxes, never improves, loot box-style rewards but a tiny buzz feeling for saving the pig every week ?

 

[Zappin’ And Spazzin’]

This might explain why some of them find Phil entertaining. What I can't fathom is how and why they watch, comment and/or donate every single stream. They have been watching him for years and years, and they do the exact same thing. If you watch some Phil's old streams about 3 years ago, you will notice how similar the chat was compared to now. They are legit insane...

I might be wrong but hasn't at least one of his fans admitted that they're spending their disability checks on Phil in his chatroom?

 

[Surly Muppet]

This emote is absolute proof that Phil is well below average IQ. He actually believes one of the following:

1: People find it endearing when the fat boomer stops playing video games to count his pennies and ramble about detractors for the millionth time.
2: People hate it when he does it but they go "aw shucks, well I need to ensure this along with Phil, so at least the emote lets us joke about it!"

You're right, and it perfectly carries on the legacy of the 'bottle crunch' emote. I guess at least that bottle didn't have a specific logo on it.
This weird attempt to own these memes about how he streams are bizarre because the things he chooses are not 'quirks', they're anomalies that point to things that show what an obnoxious, incompetent streamer he is. The solution is not to highlight these things, it's to stop doing them because they're just bad, and hope your audience forgets you did them.

When are you supposed to use this emote exactly?
During a regular tipquisition, everyone will spam his and it'll just detract from the shoutout. Or, people will try to force tipquisitions to get the chat spamming emotes. So the emote will complicate this process.
During a tipquisition when he has to verify with the person in chat? Then chat will be spamming this emote and Phil will get angry that he can't see if the person is replying - he already struggles to see them half the time. So the emote will make him angry.
During a regular stream to insinuate that Phil is searching for tips because he is a beggar and regularly hints that he wants tips? Then you're using it to troll him. So the emote will make him angry and get users banned.

A successful 'business' man sure seems to have no concept of selling a product that is actually beneficial for the business.

 

[gobsmackedmortician]

https://soundcloud.com/user-86820226/feb29-prestream-3900-its-the

''it's called just be healthy truth of the matter is the coronavirus is not an epidemic the flu virus is more dangerous than the coronavirus more people worldwide are dying of the flu than coronavirus the flu is a bigger problem the coronavirus is only in the news so much because it's the newest thing and the news always have to go panic mode over every little thing''

 

[SojiroSakura]

Isn't is ironic? Phil cries and threatens Evilibrium last night over "STOLEN EMOTES DOOD", then this morning steals one of theirs.

 

[Full Race Replay]

https://twitter.com/TheyCallMeDSP/status/1352872936651120644

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Piggy Boy's greed has hit a fever pitch. He has now made a tip audit emote.

man, imagine advertising how much of a bitch you are over tips.

Also, i like whoever put a hat over DSPs head so we don't have to see this:

 

[PieceofShet]

A successful 'business' man sure seems to have no concept of selling a product that is actually beneficial for the business.

He can never call himself a successful businessman. He has a document saying he is not one anymore.

 

[Zappin’ And Spazzin’]

When are you supposed to use this emote exactly?

See, you're overthinking this. You're worried about how the chat will use this emote.
Phil sees something new he can use for free. Phil takes the new thing he can use for free. This is the guy who orders his own viewers to make him new songs for his pre-streams, and STILL makes them listen to Thugs On The Floor for the 87,596th time despite knowing they're tired of it.

 

[TheGoutburglar]

@Surly Muppet What gets me is that it's like his attempt to capitalize on The Incident being a meme in order to clout-chase, except here he's drawing attention something that is 1) a far more offensive thing, and 2) an ongoing trait of his. Phil is basically alerting anybody who isn't a retard that he has a lot more red in his ledger, and that being incompetent at video games is just the tip of the iceberg.

This is one of those decisions of his that dispels any notion that he is of average intelligence.

 

[UaineRunei]

I might be wrong but hasn't at least one of his fans admitted that they're spending their disability checks on Phil in his chatroom?

I thought it was some meme or something but I guess it might be true. Especially because most of his audience does nothing else besides watching Phil.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Jesus fucking Christ he's fumbling through the menus because he doesn't know how to load the game