Inactive Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka - Deadbeat (emphasis on "Dead") founder of Something Awful, forced out of his own community, on his second divorce, stuck his dick in crazy, "Birth Giver"

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Frank N Berry said:
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The year is 2037, Richard is now 60 years old. As he bags a purple haired troon's groceries at the CyberMart, they spit on him as they walk by because as a straight white male Richard is now the hated minority. He wipes the troon's bodily fluids off his face and thinks to himself, "damn you Kiwi Farms!!!!!!!!!". Kiwi Farms has been offline since Section 230's repeal in 2024.
 
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werewolf rape erotica said:
Only in the "I'm sorry I ever trusted you" kind of way.
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Yes, his only crime in life is that he trusted too much.

Which really just means he was too lazy to verify anything. He’s the guy with the headphones who gets hit by a train because he refuses to divert his attention from the music. Then he blames the jury for ruining his life because they didn’t award him a settlement in any of his lawsuits.

He even blamed his xbox getting stolen on the internet, because he truly believes he’s a martyr who has to suffer for the sins of the internet. This dumbshit honestly thinks he’s a modern day Jesus.
 
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Anonymus Fluhre said:
I've come to realize that eventually everything that happens in the world will be Kiwifarms fault when it comes to lolcows. Just like everything is GG's fault according to the media.
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To be honest, I thought that having that sort of power would involve a lot more smoking cigars and evil cackling from a volcano lair, rather than shitposting from the bus stop. This is the worst Illuminati I've ever been a member of and I want to speak to the manager.
 
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These facebook conversations captured from Kyanka seem to indicate all he has left for followers at this point, are folks who don't know the whole story taking propaganda from a guy desperate to control the narrative. Only Kyanka is so stupid, he keeps sending people to the exact place they can get the most unrevised version of events by which to decide for themselves.

Kyanka has utterly destroyed his own character, KF posters have just clinically gathered the information and laid it out in plain sight.
 
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RapidUnplannedDisassembly said:
"Well they're racist, so all this shit I actually did that they gathered up, is not shit I actually did because they sure do write nigger and jew a whole lot amirite?"
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All of SA has a “cover ears and scream autistically” policy when it comes to any mention of this site or anything/anyone on it. Even mentioning the Kiwi Farms on Something Awful gets you funny looks, followed by “Well, why don’t you go there if you like it so much. Power Rangers GIF. User loses posting privileges for 1 month.”

They even autodelete banner ads linking to this site while keeping the money, and permabanned the person who posted the thread about Logan getting violenced.
 
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Leonard Helplessness said:
All of SA has a “cover ears and scream autistically” policy when it comes to any mention of this site or anything/anyone on it. Even mentioning the Kiwi Farms on Something Awful gets you funny looks, followed by “Well, why don’t you go there if you like it so much. Power Rangers GIF. User loses posting privileges for 1 month.”

They even autodelete banner ads linking to this site while keeping the money, and permabanned the person who posted the thread about Logan getting violenced.
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that guy runs scarboil, which is even worse and gayer than this
 
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Goodbye Horses said:
So it's because Google have put him on a double secret blacklist, and not because his streams consist of nothing but the boring ramblings of a burnt-out junkie? Interesting.
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Not just that, he's heavily implying that somehow Kiwifarms got Google to blacklist him.

You know, what with Google being best buddies with Kiwifarms and all.
 
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