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[REMEMBERMKULTRA]

It's the whole "english teacher describes blue door" thing take to its worst extent. The door is fucking blue because the painter painted it that way, there's no hidden deeper meaning beneath it.

Blue is an inherently masculine color but doors are yonic. It's obvious the blue door is a metaphor for gender dysphoria: Identifying as a man (blue) while having female genitals (a door).

 

[BibiLivesMatter]

It's weird to see someone who you used to enjoy their content and be supported by other notable creators like internet historian, fall into spiral of typical incel lowcow mistakes of throwing their life into radical political beliefs and waste energy on female washed out slobs for just attention and kinship from people that will do more harm then good to your mental health and well being.

 

[Kier]

Side tangent-I'm so fucking glad that the shit Lindsay says only affects the internet. This kind of "critical media theory" content shit is so stupidly fucking cringy.
I know a guy who buys into this nonsense thinks that Resident Evil 7 was a metaphor for being a gay or trans teenager in the south despite it being a game made by Japanese people who have 0 knowledge or ties to the American south or modern day American identity politics in any way.

It's even worse when these idiots apply it to movies and tv shows meant for children. What feminist message is there to be found in the 1984 version of Transformers? It was literally a fucking toy commercial. Trying to find political meaning in scripts written by people paid to make up new backstories and continuously retcon the original toyline's basic story for new toylines that a board of marketers conceptualized to sell is fucking ridiculous.

It's the whole "english teacher describes blue door" thing take to its worst extent. The door is fucking blue because the painter painted it that way, there's no hidden deeper meaning beneath it.

This is very true, but you will never convince me that the early 2000s Barbie movies are anything but a metaphor for being lesbian. Song=Love and they all share their song together while being two girls live alone in the countryside (I had a younger cousin ok I never watched that shit intentionally).

But since its a Q board i'l throw in my two cents, uh, he's fat, gay and too bland to be interesting most of the time.
Maybe when all of this is over they can get a Moviebob cinematic universe where all the people beaned for being a creep/simp get together and make a shitty lore movie. He does bring some uh, 'expertise' to it.

 

[Huge Fuckin Nerd]

Side tangent-I'm so fucking glad that the shit Lindsay says only affects the internet. This kind of "critical media theory" content shit is so stupidly fucking cringy.
I know a guy who buys into this nonsense thinks that Resident Evil 7 was a metaphor for being a gay or trans teenager in the south despite it being a game made by Japanese people who have 0 knowledge or ties to the American south or modern day American identity politics in any way.

It's even worse when these idiots apply it to movies and tv shows meant for children. What feminist message is there to be found in the 1984 version of Transformers? It was literally a fucking toy commercial. Trying to find political meaning in scripts written by people paid to make up new backstories and continuously retcon the original toyline's basic story for new toylines that a board of marketers conceptualized to sell is fucking ridiculous.

It's the whole "english teacher describes blue door" thing take to its worst extent. The door is fucking blue because the painter painted it that way, there's no hidden deeper meaning beneath it.

I genuinely think that critical media theory is incredibly interesting. I actually considered taking it as a double major for a bit, but only completed it as a minor.

To call the work that these “””professional media analysists”””” produce “high school level” is incredibly generous. They fellate their scripts and stuff them with fluff to help the videos reach that critical 30+ minute mark for YouTube $$$, but the amount of actual analysis is so surface level and grasping at straws. There are people in the breadtube clique that I actually enjoy. Hbomb comes to mind even though he’s a cow in his own right. But he’s certainly an exception to the rule. His team does a ton of research and puts forth a lot of effort in their final product. Even though I don’t align with his political views, I find that a lot of what he says is pretty poignant.

The point you made about RE7 is pretty great though. It’s amazing how often these dumbfucks ignore cultural lenses despite being some of the first to scream about cultural appropriation whenever a westerner takes a crack at emulating something foreign.

 

[mario if smoke weed]

 

[Fields Of Rye]

Side tangent-I'm so fucking glad that the shit Lindsay says only affects the internet. This kind of "critical media theory" content shit is so stupidly fucking cringy.
I know a guy who buys into this nonsense thinks that Resident Evil 7 was a metaphor for being a gay or trans teenager in the south despite it being a game made by Japanese people who have 0 knowledge or ties to the American south or modern day American identity politics in any way.

It's even worse when these idiots apply it to movies and tv shows meant for children. What feminist message is there to be found in the 1984 version of Transformers? It was literally a fucking toy commercial. Trying to find political meaning in scripts written by people paid to make up new backstories and continuously retcon the original toyline's basic story for new toylines that a board of marketers conceptualized to sell is fucking ridiculous.

It's the whole "english teacher describes blue door" thing take to its worst extent. The door is fucking blue because the painter painted it that way, there's no hidden deeper meaning beneath it.

Critical media theory is the fucking worst. It's "what if" taken to fucking extremes and it's driven by the same impulse that people follow crazy fan theories albeit with NONE of the self awareness, and the addition of touchy social issues.

Behold, "Nano's Key",

Is it

A. Cute

B. An allegory for puberty that climaxes with the repeated attempted drugging, assaulting, and raping of the High School Freshman Nano Shinonomene

The answer depends how much of your life you've wasted trying to justify watching children's cartoons.

 

[Neko GF]

I feel sorry for Lindsay now.

It must be annoying being pestered by fat, gross neckbeards like Moviebob and Quinton.

 

[AnOminous]

so, what's the over/under on this being quinton?

This bitch will die alone and drunk.

It must be annoying being pestered by fat, gross neckbeards like Moviebob and Quinton.

Chipman was being a legit creeper. Q here was just being kind of cringy and didn't really deserve this, even if he is a whiny little bitch. I think Lindsey here just wanted the dopamine hit of another killshot like they did to Bob. The difference is Bob actually deserved it.

 

[Trig.Point]

I'm not sticking up for Lindsey in any way here but I imagine it's annoying as fuck to have all these thirsty ass male feminists and autists constantly bothering you. If I was in a similar position I would be putting speds like this soy titted retard on blast too. Like nigga, close the computer and binge some mcdonalds, nobody wants to be friends with you except your even more autistic and pathetic orbiters.

lol I mean she's got an unemployed Husband (since Elon Musk canned him) and a bunch of employees to support,she can't be dealing with hangers on.

 

[he who has thus come/gone]

Behold, "Nano's Key",

Is it

A. Cute

B. An allegory for puberty that climaxes with the repeated attempted drugging, assaulting, and raping of the High School Freshman Nano Shinonomene

The answer depends how much of your life you've wasted trying to justify watching children's cartoons.

Comrade, I'm disappointed. Clearly, Nano's status as a robot calls upon the origin of that term in Karel Capek's "Rossum's Universal Robots" and relates to the drudgery of an autonomous individual forced into a specific labour and their seeking of actualization in light of the intersectional capitalist system which represses their very being.

Puberty? My friend, in the glorious revolutionary schema imposed by this anime, Nano's attempts to find actualization in a societal structure in which she desires to create her own place distended from the labour niche in which she is expected to serve her entire life emblematizes the true thrust of the Nichijou narrative. In effect, it is a soteriological narrative juxtaposing the baseness of the capitalist laboratory that aims to divide and categorize individuals towards discrete purpose against the true actualization offered by a childhood (cleverly encoded as a high school) environment. Nano's escape and entry into this world is a microcosm of how we all ought to see the Hegelian arc of society. Namely, when the glorious people's revolution arises, the actualization of our livelihoods will return us to a state of fraternal childhood innocence in which there is no need for the capitalist features that deprive humanity of its true state. Just like Nano, we will find the worker's peace only when we escape the carefully curated and controlled environs of capitalism. Why else would Professor Hakase's favourite animal be a shark other than to represent the vicissitudes of the capitalist repression which literally bite into the worker's—indeed, the robot's—life?

It's all so obvious, comrade. Have you missed your allotted breadtube viewing time recently? Your inane critical media theory is sorely lacking in comprehending the anti-capitalist message inherent to the medium of anime.

It's so easy to make up shit about media to fit your point of view

 

[starborn427614]

It's weird to see someone who you used to enjoy their content and be supported by other notable creators like internet historian, fall into spiral of typical incel lowcow mistakes of throwing their life into radical political beliefs and waste energy on female washed out slobs for just attention and kinship from people that will do more harm then good to your mental health and well being.

All it takes is one bad day and your support circle not being around (for whatever reason) and BOOM. Instant lolcow.

 

[Huge Fuckin Nerd]

All it takes is one bad day and your support circle not being around (for whatever reason) and BOOM. Instant lolcow.

Someone needs to rewrite this in the style of Homer Simpson’s drunk taxicab confession.

 

[REMEMBERMKULTRA]

It must be annoying being pestered by fat, gross neckbeards like Moviebob and Quinton.

She should have married Spoony when she had the chance instead of aborting his baby. They are both worse off now.

 

[starborn427614]

She should have married Spoony when she had the chance instead of aborting his baby. They are both worse off now.
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Was it ever confirmed it was Spoony's?

 

[Shaka Brah]

Was it ever confirmed it was Spoony's?

Based on the timeline there are few other candidates.

 

[Dave.]

I don't even see his channel going through a massive collapse because unlike MovieBob he doesn't strike me as a sex pest looking for girls' attention... just clout. I get a lot of asexual vibes watching Quinton.

I stand partially corrected. Never mind.

 

[REMEMBERMKULTRA]

Was it ever confirmed it was Spoony's?

Based on the timeline there are few other candidates.

I doubt it was actually Spoony's. I'm just shitposting.

 

[Overcooked Raccoon]

Well Q is getting to become more popular. Not for what he wanted as a Breadtubing Garfield guy, but instead as Moviebob 2.0.

When you make the current happenings tab on KF and are the only story up there you really deserve a pat on the back for that one Q.

 

[Hal]

I just find it quite funny that quinton is trying to be all "Guys say supportive things to me and lets all love eachother" when he has literally wished death by cancer on people he doesn't like in the past.

 

[Wesley Willis]

Quinton is actually QAnon.