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You're all a bunch of weird idiots and I love you guys.

what is weird? all the experiences in this thread have been surprisingly typical and very common experiences.
 
@FuckedUp that was hot and you're lucky. I would rather do it with a friend than some random guy

I wonder what taking dick feels like. I'm so curious, which is a dangerous path. Unfortunately I think I'd really enjoy it
Woah woah woah! Slow down there, cowboy!
 
fine i'll just repost it:

so uhhhh.... i lost my anal virginity

okay so i went over to the gay guy's house. now to preface, we weren't ever friends but we've known each other since kindergarten (my town does K-8 so we basically either met in kindergarten or freshman year of high school). (this is relevant in a bit). so he had sex before but i haven't so we took turns so i could get a feel for what i like more (idk why the fuck i'm writing this). then he started trying to make out with me and i pushed him off and he said he's had a crush on me since 7th grade. i left right after that and now i'm home drinking beer unsure how the fuck to feel about shit. i thought i was a top but bottoming actually felt really good. pretty sure i'm vers
Interesting that you had such a pleasurable experience for your first time. It sounds like either the guy you were with was very experienced, or you were just naturally very into it, which leads me to suggest that you're probably more of a bottom.
 
Interesting that you had such a pleasurable experience for your first time. It sounds like either the guy you were with was very experienced, or you were just naturally very into it, which leads me to suggest that you're probably more of a bottom.

According to what ive read online, when two inexperienced people try to have sex it's awkward as fuck. lots of weird fumbling and pushing around lol. So yeah @FuckedUp your experience was pretty good all things considered. I wonder if I found myself bottoming if I would be naturally very into it. I have a hard time imagining myself topping
 
Look.
If you're a homo dude and not an asian and can't get laid, it's because you're not trying. Shower, tidy yourself up, and use protection.
Also, pick your lane. If you're a scruffy/hairy masculine man don't look on grindr because nobody there wants you and TBH you don't want them. Try growlr or scruff instead.

I met my partner online because there's barely any faggots where I live. We were both looking for something long term and were upfront in our profiles about it. We dated and eventually married, which was a huge mistake on my part because I'm the breadwinner.

Don't fuck around, it's gross and confirms stereotypes. Get into a sexually and emotionally fulfilling marriage that ruins you financially, like me.

This was your polonium PSA
 
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