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From a shit website with shit people. I've posted before about these sandpounders, but I am having a great laugh.


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Lol. I like that the website that gets angry about how Japan makes games they don't feel catering to them and calls for more nukes renenges on tranny rights. I wouldn't put it past some of the main users here have trooned out.

With festive spirit over ResetEra collapsing into a trashfire bonfire. Merry fucking Christmas, losers.
 
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Guys, this is Troy Walker.

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In 2007, this motherfucker filled a lawsuit against Viacom, Nickelodeon and Stephen Hillenburg (Rest in Peace, my dude.)
"But why?" you may ask. Well... according to poor ol' Troy, he claimed Spongebob was a ripoff of one of his shitty doodles he made called Bob Spongee, The Unemployed Sponge around 1991 and 1992.
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This guy even made dolls of him (which looks like a child with special-need can make in Tard Camp) and sold 1,000 of these damn things.

Troy (get this...) wanted $1.6 billion-

and yes, you heard me right. This is not a typo...

1.6 Billon Dollars...

Let that sink in for a moment...

1.6... BILLION... DOLLARS


...in damages, and bitches that the defendants stole his OC without his permission. Thankfully, he didn't get the money and In 2008, he lost the lawsuit. But things didn't stop here. He even made a book about the lawsuit that is literally called " Liar! Liars! SQUAREPANTS ON FIRE!!" and published it on Amazon. It's currently no longer in stock, but here's some stuff about the book.

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Link:
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Can you sense my sarcasm?
 
Guys, this is Troy Walker.


In 2007, this motherfucker filled a lawsuit against Viacom, Nickelodeon and Stephen Hillenburg (Rest in Peace, my dude.)
"But why?" you may ask. Well... according to poor ol' Troy, he claimed Spongebob was a ripoff of one of his shitty doodles he made called Bob Spongee, The Unemployed Sponge around 1991 and 1992.
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This guy even made dolls of him (which looks like a child with special-need can make in Tard Camp) and sold 1,000 of these damn things.

Troy (get this...) wanted $1.6 billion-

and yes, you heard me right. This is not a typo...

1.6 Billon Dollars...

Let that sink in for a moment...

1.6... BILLION... DOLLARS


...in damages, and bitches that the defendants stole his OC without his permission. Thankfully, he didn't get the money and In 2008, he lost the lawsuit. But things didn't stop here. He even made a book about the lawsuit that is literally called " Liar! Liars! SQUAREPANTS ON FIRE!!" and published it on Amazon. It's currently no longer in stock, but here's some stuff about the book.

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Link:
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Can you sense my sarcasm?
This guy that said Spongebob is his credit is attacking a dead man? Does he know where he'll end up also why doesn't Troy have his own thread on here. I'd like to know.
 
I present to you BetterSkatez, a 20-something burnout that has at least 8 youtube channels dedicated to sperging about how everything in the 2010s/2020 suck and how he claims for the past:
Hell, might as well be an unironic Deep Thoughts poster lmao

Ahhh thanks!!! He sounds promising! The world fucking SUCKS, maaaan! Songs are SHIT! Everyone is on their fucking PHONES!

Awesome find, needed a new moo, Aurini is getting tired. Thanks!!!
 

New tranny autismo, this time with belly inflation fetish lmao. ChubbyCupcake... this dude never grew older than maybe 8 mentally. Writes in the signature autismo style, and no one can question him and he deletes comments that don't worship him.

Believes himself to be a lesbian lizard woman possessed by a demon and carrying eggs of some lizard demon?.. Is orbited by other retards also thinking they're lizards or demons. Openly talked about how his mom knows about his inflation fetish and asked her for a swimsuit to wear on video. I feel bad for the mom tbh.

Thought the channel was pretty funny, even if it is absolutely gross and cringe to actually look at.
 

New tranny autismo, this time with belly inflation fetish lmao. ChubbyCupcake... this dude never grew older than maybe 8 mentally. Writes in the signature autismo style, and no one can question him and he deletes comments that don't worship him.

Believes himself to be a lesbian lizard woman possessed by a demon and carrying eggs of some lizard demon?.. Is orbited by other retards also thinking they're lizards or demons. Openly talked about how his mom knows about his inflation fetish and asked her for a swimsuit to wear on video. I feel bad for the mom tbh.

Thought the channel was pretty funny, even if it is absolutely gross and cringe to actually look at.
You're laughing now but wait until he gives birth to multiple mighty dragons and destroys earth :evil:
 
I present to you BetterSkatez, a 20-something burnout that has at least 8 youtube channels dedicated to sperging about how everything in the 2010s/2020 suck and how he claims for the past:
Hell, might as well be an unironic Deep Thoughts poster lmao
I felt that honestly but LOL
 
Too obscure and too fresh off the boat to be considered lolcow, but he's starting to show some potential:
TL;DW: Actually I have no idea what the video is even about, it's that incoherent.
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The most underrated platformer? What?
Another incoherent video where he PMSes about video comments. Unsurprisingly he picks the lowest hanging fruit to tackle. He also says Doom Eternal is worse than Doom (2016)... for some unknown reason. He also says Skyrim was one of the most legendary titles of all time (except the only reason it is is because of content made by the community not by bethesda but that's going off on a tangent) Also Uncharted 2 was not a legendary nor innovative title; it was the same game with the same fidelity, gameplay loop, just a different story.
 
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The TTV Message Boards are a goldmine for 30+ year old autists who, like LEGO (which isn't the problem)- they follow and worship a small cult of people who are autistic enough in themselves. Eljay and Kahi are the two biggest- I'm pretty sure I've seen a post about Kahi, a notorious sex-pest on this forum before. The moderators of the site are even worse. The posts here can range from homeschooled-nonsense to downright insanity, as such in the Relationship Topic. I'm surprised this hasn't gotten more attention but it's a very obscure subject.
 
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"Tanster" or "The tanster" who mostly does Napoleon memoir readings. Every now and then, they do some video where they take animal faces and plaster them onto humans in an office setting. I originally came across them on bitchute and this video was how I knew she's a schizo.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qXnyP_sJG5M

A few other examples of her news room videos are these. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0KnQuIG6ryU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WfuB_XA376A
Here are some examples of her molesto videos where she thinks people are out to get her. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w5tXIFjTAhs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9cCWihMkh-U
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TW5_3btt9ZM
She does do quite a few videos in French, and I'm curious if any native French speakers can tell me how bad she is at speaking it.
Here's her youtube and bitchute.
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvjF0Pgk_ChteHij-PSRh7g
https://www.bitchute.com/channel/juiVzF4JFI9q/
 
"Tanster" or "The tanster" who mostly does Napoleon memoir readings. Every now and then, they do some video where they take animal faces and plaster them onto humans in an office setting. I originally came across them on bitchute and this video was how I knew she's a schizo.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qXnyP_sJG5M

A few other examples of her news room videos are these. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0KnQuIG6ryU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WfuB_XA376A
Here are some examples of her molesto videos where she thinks people are out to get her. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w5tXIFjTAhs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9cCWihMkh-U
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TW5_3btt9ZM
She does do quite a few videos in French, and I'm curious if any native French speakers can tell me how bad she is at speaking it.
Here's her youtube and bitchute.
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvjF0Pgk_ChteHij-PSRh7g
https://www.bitchute.com/channel/juiVzF4JFI9q/
Does it have to be native French speakers, oh well, good luck then.

A personal cow says hi
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Go send her your love

Context: imagine Eugenia Cooney if she was a sociopath and was on asexuality.org instead of youtube.
Why do you use this website in the first place and why does this "personal cow" of yours makes you so mad exactly?
Also, I'm not your personal army.
 
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There's a twitter account (https://twitter.com/canyoufeelmyWAP?s=09) that documents 3 lolcows:
-James Kenneth Walker, a lolcow NTU professor of arts who is obcessed wih toilets, has a shitty sjw comic, is a soyboy male feminist who cheats on his wife
Milk, from his ig whateverpeoplesayiam
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-Telecaster68, a now banned asexuality.org member who also cheats on his wife and is now dating CBC. They have lots of cyber sex but have never met in person. He swears he will meet her in canada someday. Teelecaster is a middleaged Brit who has ED but he swears its just with his wife.
-CBC, another asexuality.org member. I've been thinking about making a thread about her because she's a massive trainwreck and a steady source of milk.

Some gems from CBC

Shoplifting and arrests
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Milk
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More arrests and that one time she tried to murder her mother
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BPD, bulimia, OCD
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That one time her boyfriend got banned from aven
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She also self doxxed. You can find her shitty writing here with a link to her ig. She has since made those private.

Regarding her origins, I haven't delved too deep into that but the feeling I got is her father got together with an eastern european hoe (cbc is very ashamed of her europoor roots) and they had cbc in their 40s. She always had lots of medical issues because of this and is also a munchie.


Should I make a thread or not? Personally I find her mesmerizing, like a car crash.
 

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There's a twitter account (https://twitter.com/canyoufeelmyWAP?s=09) that documents 3 lolcows:
-James Kenneth Walker, a lolcow NTU professor of arts who is obcessed wih toilets, has a shitty sjw comic, is a soyboy male feminist who cheats on his wife
Milk, from his ig whateverpeoplesayiam
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-Telecaster68, a now banned asexuality.org member who also cheats on his wife and is now dating CBC. They have lots of cyber sex but have never met in person. He swears he will meet her in canada someday. Teelecaster is a middleaged Brit who has ED but he swears its just with his wife.
-CBC, another asexuality.org member. I've been thinking about making a thread about her because she's a massive trainwreck and a steady source of milk.

Some gems from CBC

Shoplifting and arrests
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Milk
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More arrests and that one time she tried to murder her mother
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BPD, bulimia, OCD
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That one time her boyfriend got banned from aven
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She also self doxxed. You can find her shitty writing here with a link to her ig. She has since made those private.

Regarding her origins, I haven't delved too deep into that but the feeling I got is her father got together with an eastern european hoe (cbc is very ashamed of her europoor roots) and they had cbc in their 40s. She always had lots of medical issues because of this and is also a munchie.


Should I make a thread or not? Personally I find her mesmerizing, like a car crash.
Do it.
 
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