Bad Tattoos - No regerts

At some point, I stopped wondering if these "geniuses" ever asked themselves if certain designs were worth inking into their skin. Same idea with whether or not they even bothered to do some digging on whoever did their tattoos beforehand.

A buddy of mine does tattoos and one of his biggest gripes was that clients often wanted something they had no understanding of just because it looked cool. Being he was independent, he turned those jokers down.

Personally, I'd make it clear to these folks that what they are getting is permanent, short of having that particular patch of flesh removed if they end up hating it later.
 
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Pithy_Pun said:
Just a heads-up for the degenerates, there’s footage out there of this literal prostitute taking a cock up the shitter in exchange for a butthole tattoo. Stay classy, Australia.
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Rule 32: You must have pictures to prove your words.

Sorry, It's not me. It's a Rule.
 
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Pithy_Pun said:
Just a heads-up for the degenerates, there’s footage out there of this literal prostitute taking a cock up the shitter in exchange for a butthole tattoo. Stay classy, Australia.
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It is such an awkward video. She acts like she doesn’t want to do it at all and when it’s time to begin she’s just like “Well, it’s there. Yep. Guess I pay up now.” Or something in the most sarcastic and monotone voice she can muster. The camera person tries to help her out and guide her to act and she’s just not getting it.
 
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lamp shade said:
It is such an awkward video. She acts like she doesn’t want to do it at all and when it’s time to begin she’s just like “Well, it’s there. Yep. Guess I pay up now.” Or something in the most sarcastic and monotone voice she can muster. The camera person tries to help her out and guide her to act and she’s just not getting it.
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I think for all her talk of being 'sex positive' and 'reclaiming the word whore', fucking on camera was a psychological final frontier. As in all that talk and all the photos were harmless attention whoring and simp harvesting, but fucking on camera was a line she wasn't entirely mentally prepared to cross.
As the saying goes, 'Everybody wants to be gangsta until it's time to do gangsta shit'.
 
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Remember to ask your tattoo artist if they should be wearing glasses

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This wolf is really disappointed of you
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This one, however, is very confused.

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I don't even know anymore. A half-wolf-half-medusa-half-woman-half-skeleton that's also half-assed?

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This is what this man chose to have in his skin. Keep in mind half of it is on one of the most painful areas of the body. Also, the color is so bad it looks like he took a ride in a time machine just to get tattooed with original sailor-made ink.
 
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Azafran90 said:
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Remember to ask your tattoo artist if they should be wearing glasses

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This wolf is really disappointed of you
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This one, however, is very confused.

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I don't even know anymore. A half-wolf-half-medusa-half-woman-half-skeleton that's also half-assed?

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This is what this man chose to have in his skin. Keep in mind half of it is on one of the most painful areas of the body. Also, the color is so bad it looks like he took a ride in a time machine just to get tattooed with original sailor-made ink.
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What is up with that bitch's skin? Needs to see if her liver failed.

Also, her lower back is skeevy and gross af.
 
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Azafran90 said:
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Remember to ask your tattoo artist if they should be wearing glasses

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This wolf is really disappointed of you
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This one, however, is very confused.

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I don't even know anymore. A half-wolf-half-medusa-half-woman-half-skeleton that's also half-assed?

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This is what this man chose to have in his skin. Keep in mind half of it is on one of the most painful areas of the body. Also, the color is so bad it looks like he took a ride in a time machine just to get tattooed with original sailor-made ink.
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Is that text under Ronald? Apologies for sounding like my gran muttering that graffiti wouldn’t be so bad if the font was recognisable, but what does it say?
 
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Otterly said:
Is that text under Ronald? Apologies for sounding like my gran muttering that graffiti wouldn’t be so bad if the font was recognisable, but what does it say?
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I can't tell if it's English or not. Or any other language. Though it kinda looks like it could be Russian.
 
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