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Sat side by side they really do look like a my 600lb life fatty and feeder couple.
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Lurk more or you're going to get eaten alive.This is old news but sometimes the Universe delivers Karma in the smallest and strangest ways. Remember the cyst? :::Sorry:::Well in the Unwashed Taco Bell video, @ 14:29 there is this fry bubble on the taco shell. She bites into it and the sour cream spooges out I swear to Christ I nearly puked
. Would have noticed it regardless... but seeing it in THAT video was completely... Revolting.
One can only hope for her skin and immune system to repay her soon.
With a vengeance.![]()
I'm high and taking a break. I'll dive in for a bit:
Starting at 112 in:
She just said that she drank a whole bottle of Grey Goose??
They're upset that the karaoke version of a song doesn't have lead vocals? So they switch to a regular version of the song. Imagine being this bad at karaoke.
She whispers into chat's ears that she loves us. And it's not just the booze talking.
The singing is awful
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Very Engaging Stream.
More off-key, nasally singing.
Chantal gives up on singing. We're left to listen to Peetz yowl along to the song.
What the fuck are these songs.
LMAO Chantal found a song with a bridge about all the succulent foods you could have in a fridge. (Around 2 hour mark)
The bridges in this song sounds especially grotesque in their voices. Like weird gross conversations they would actually have about food.
Chantal marvels at the concept of a duet.
Weird shiver of a tic.
Peetz singing is akin to mumbling.
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Oh boy, she's contemplating streaming gameplay of Mario Party.
Lots of vaping. And coughing. "I could party you all under the table... *chug of drink*..Okay that [vape] hurt."
Chantal again gives up on the song to look at chat and it's more of Peetz singing by himself.
She is out of her mind high.
Choosing a song is a big fucking ordeal. If you knew you were doing a karaoke stream, wouldn't you have a playlist set up in case chat can't recommend a song that fits you? Truly, she's incapable of putting any effort into her channel.
Labored breathing as she reads chat.
Her taste in music is so basic bitch.
She is painfully indecisive.
More labored breathing than singing at this point.
This is so pathetically sad.
Someone mentions that their mommy made lasagna for dinner and Chantal had to stop singing to comment on how good that sounds.
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"Saxaphone's a sexy instrument, I wonder why it doesn't get used more" says Neanderthal who lacks any taste in music.
Peetz takes time to confirm that indeed, his taste in music is bad.
Chantal crooning The Doors in the background.
Peetz takes on Bad Guy, ever the pop culture fanatic. Look out, Billie Eilish,
He's hopping along to the lyrics.
Chantal is back from getting water and looking and sounding extremely winded.
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"Cool, peetz! You did good job!"
What the fuck is this? She rat snarls at her chat after she says that she loves chat.
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No swapping lyrics to avoid gay, that makes u a coward - Peetz
She can only do a song that she knows completely. Reading the lyrics as they appear seems too great a challenge for her.
Her face is beet red. Nice discolorations all over her body.
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Chantal stops the one song Peetz was enjoying so she could just listen to it. "Ohh I'm sorry, I didn't knowww" She feigns regret and continues to navigate away from the video.
Chantal burps into the microphone and is fat.
A little air guitar moment.
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Okay, I'm out.
Then she got her gob slapped with the news that by the way, Chantal is NOT inheriting the house when granny dies. And now she’s stressed because she was stupidly counting on getting that house when gran kicked it, so she wouldn’t have to scramble for rent anymore and all her feeder/youtube coins would go towards sweet, fatty, emotionally-numbing food.
The reality that Chantal has to plan for her future (what little there is of it) like anyone else and won’t be moving into a paid-for home is probably causing her no small amount of panic. But she really shouldn’t worry. I have a feeling grandma will outlive Chantal.
I don’t think she plans too much beyond what to order off uber eats nextThe reality that Chantal has to plan for her future
Surely she was being super optimistic if that’s what she thought. The house or the proceeds of it would surely go to her mother and any aunts and uncles etc.
You know, we speculate that the reason she was pig mad the other day after announcing her gran was going away for care was because she wouldn’t be getting pocket money from gran anymore.
But I have another theory, which is that when Chantal found out granny was leaving her home for a while, she innocently asked who would be “taking care of the house,” maybe making plans to move in and “watch the place for a bit.”
Then she got her gob slapped with the news that by the way, Chantal is NOT inheriting the house when granny dies. And now she’s stressed because she was stupidly counting on getting that house when gran kicked it, so she wouldn’t have to scramble for rent anymore and all her feeder/youtube coins would go towards sweet, fatty, emotionally-numbing food.
The reality that Chantal has to plan for her future (what little there is of it) like anyone else and won’t be moving into a paid-for home is probably causing her no small amount of panic. But she really shouldn’t worry. I have a feeling grandma will outlive Chantal.
Ah, my mistake, for some reason I thought she owned an actual house. I know Chantal has been dropping optimistic hints about moving in with her gran after her lease is up “to help take care of her,” which is common code among lazy grown leeching children for “live rent-free and not work a real job.” Not that all grown children who live with family are leeches, plenty aren’t...but among the group of 30-somethings who refuse to get jobs and spend all day online, “living at home to help out” is often the excuse, though it’s obvious they don’t do much around the house at all.Of all the fan fiction gleefully dreaming about Chantal's social group turning on her this is the most unrealistic one yet. The grandmother doesn't own a house and is very unlikely to have anything of value to give anyone when she dies. The grandmother lives in a pos tiny apartment. We see the dreary unpleasant Grandmother's apartment in this video which starts at 11:58. -
https://youtu.be/XWxqVR1Bmbo?t=718
Intuitive rating sounds exactly like when someone mentally ill decides that if they just stop taking their pills, they will be normal.
And please forgive me if this point had been made already. I have struggled to catch up with this thread for three days now. Too little time, too much Chantal.
Chubby is truly OK with this dying portion of her....life.That lasagna looked crusty and fucking dry af. I agree that even Stouffer's looks better.
I think the white thing on her arm is butter, not a manifestation of her physical conditions, just the psychological ones.
While I know there have been times in the past 3+ years Chinny's eyes have shown sodium bloat, the proof of how much intuitive unhealthy shit she eats and her body's decline in being able to intuitively absorb it and bounce back is all on camera.
Smile for the camera.....you know they're gonna love ya!.
The food truck video was evidence of what must have been a serious, recent prior binge of utter salty shit fast food. In this most recent video she has salt bag upon salt bag hanging from her eyes. The physical breaking down is visible in real time. She is a cow that provides her own salt lick.
Chinny really is comfortable with dying. She's in the Acceptance phase in the grief of her own death.
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Chinny is definitely ok with the dying portion of her......life. The only thing that bothers her or stands in the way of her death, is those pesky obesity related health issue. But fear not. Once she gets through each crisis it’s off to the races and y’all haydurs better back the fuck off!!!!That lasagna looked crusty and fucking dry af. I agree that even Stouffer's looks better.
I think the white thing on her arm is butter, not a manifestation of her physical conditions, just the psychological ones.
While I know there have been times in the past 3+ years Chinny's eyes have shown sodium bloat, the proof of how much intuitive unhealthy shit she eats and her body's decline in being able to intuitively absorb it and bounce back is all on camera.
Smile for the camera.....you know they're gonna love ya!.
The food truck video was evidence of what must have been a serious, recent prior binge of utter salty shit fast food. In this most recent video she has salt bag upon salt bag hanging from her eyes. The physical breaking down is visible in real time. She is a cow that provides her own salt lick.
Chinny really is comfortable with dying. She's in the Acceptance phase in the grief of her own death.
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Yes it is indeed pathetic. Even more pathetic is the knowledge that her venomous attitude is the reason no one willingly wants to join her.There’s something infinitely pitiful about a hambeast getting all dolled up for a “party” like this. She is hateful, a walking and breathing horrorshow and she has not one redeeming quality but seeing her switch out normal human socialising with her livestreams the last weeks tells me she might’ve finally realised that this is it! There is no romance on the horizon (ever again), no real-life parties, no “friends” (regardless of COVID) and no human contact but the thrice daily delivery guy and her livestreams. I don’t think she’s doing them for the money but just for the companionship at this point.
You know, we speculate that the reason she was pig mad the other day after announcing her gran was going away for care was because she wouldn’t be getting pocket money from gran anymore.
But I have another theory, which is that when Chantal found out granny was leaving her home for a while, she innocently asked who would be “taking care of the house,” maybe making plans to move in and “watch the place for a bit.”
Then she got her gob slapped with the news that by the way, Chantal is NOT inheriting the house when granny dies. And now she’s stressed because she was stupidly counting on getting that house when gran kicked it, so she wouldn’t have to scramble for rent anymore and all her feeder/youtube coins would go towards sweet, fatty, emotionally-numbing food.
The reality that Chantal has to plan for her future (what little there is of it) like anyone else and won’t be moving into a paid-for home is probably causing her no small amount of panic. But she really shouldn’t worry. I have a feeling grandma will outlive Chantal.
The Grandmother caring situation is puzzling, she'll be alone in her son's massive house, 4 big rooms, pool, hot tub, etc.She's not optimistic, she's plain stupid.
For this reason it wouldn't surprise me at all if Chantal and her delusion of grandeur believes she deserves the house. After all, she devoted a few hours of her life running errands with grandma (but waiting for her in the car like the lazy piece of shit Chantal is).
Chantal selfishness and sense of entitlement knows no limit, and we know she never does anything for anyone out of pure altruism. It was already obvious she was "helping" grandma cuz there was money attached to it, and after talking about how she was planning to move in with her to be her caregiver, it would make sense if Chantal had her eyes on a bigger prize.
Has Chantal ever stated what it is she does to help her grandma? She's labeled herself as a "caretaker," but as far as I can tell, knowing that Chantal cannot even put her own socks on, I am extremely skeptical that she does anything to help her grandma in the slightest.
Chantal is watching the Slatons because it makes her feel good about herself.
Surprise, Surprise....lay off the croissants and 'fiber bread
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She doesn't do shit for her Grandma, it's stupid when people make up these grand theories about Grandma and Chantal's relationship and the money and drama involved. Chantal has begrudgingly driven Grandma to the grocery store a few times. Typical granddaaughter duties.