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Is Quinton able to redeem himself?

  • YASS QUEEN SLAY

    Votes: 273 13.4%
  • Not without Caleb

    Votes: 287 14.1%
  • Only inside a bouncy castle

    Votes: 801 39.3%
  • After his love quest is over

    Votes: 648 31.8%
  • With the love of a true and honest whaman

    Votes: 567 27.8%

  • Total voters
    2,036
Holy shit he's 24? why is he going for an old hag like Lindsay?
This is what happens when you start your video with a rant against le Drumpf.
It's because Lindsay Ellis is his hero in a way, since he brings up a lot in videos he watched Channel Awesome religiously and generally speaking vents all criticism at Doug because it's easy to make fun of him but doesn't at Lindsay despite her being involved in all of it as well. (She was even involved in Dan Olson's botched attempt at framing 8chan with cp).

I'd also imagine it's because he wants to be in that left-wing Youtuber club that Hbomberguy and Shaun are in so he's trying to muscle his way in with the tact of a rhino.
an asexual sperg
given his simping for Lindsay and Contrapoints I doubt that he's asexual
 
I don’t really understand the thirst. Maybe they think she is “UwU so random not like other girls”? She’s just a thot and a 4/10 at best. Cows tend to thirst extra hard for these ones but idk lol wtf?
I'm gonna play armchair psychiatrist here and attribute that to Quinton's massive obsession with CA. No matter how hard he tries to push that message, he never got over the phase where he was obsessed with the channel. All the content he makes is still the kind of stuff you'd see from a mediocre CA reviewer over a decade ago, he's still really desperate to sit on the Cool Kids Table of the internet, and he still really, really wants to bone the hotdogs on face girl. When you look at it like this, he's still stuck trying to accomplish all the autistic goals he established when he decided to make videos of his own.

Quinton's channel became bigger, his hair got thinner and he gained a few dozen pounds, but Quinton still has the exact mentality he had when he was 14.
 
Reading some of the Discord leaks, it's baffling to me how a grown man cares so much about internet strangers complimenting him, to the point where he begs people on twitter and discord to say nice things about him. I can't fucking imagine me or any of the men in my life begging people for compliments like a high school girl. Seriously, this is the same behavior I see from 18 year old girls I follow on twitter, it's like Quinton is transitioning right before my eyes.
It's because Quinton has let attention get to him and now he craves it like a drug. Previously he would have to work at getting people to pay attention to him because he's a fat loser but now that he's internet famous he needs it constantly. Not realizing that it'll never be enough for him.

It's unfortunately a really common problem with young people today not just Quinton. Especially when they use social media as much as he does.
 
Quinton is too busy discussing critical Garfield theory with other breadtubers to work out
How could I forget that! Silly me!
Ofc discussion of the major problems of our times is way more important than a healthy lifestyle. I already can't wait until Biden makes him the headhoncho of the Departement of Breadtube And Other Worthless Stuff.
Then he will bring enlightenement to us, the unedcuated masses. It will be a glorious future, for mankind xirkind.
I'll listen to his podcasts via NPR/PBS every morning before I go to the reeducation center to recieve my pills against my toxic masculinity. /sneed
 

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given his simping for Lindsay and Contrapoints I doubt that he's asexual
He's clearly a straight white male pretending to be part of the alphabet soup crowd because his kind isn't welcome in the internet cliques he wants to be a part of . He wouldn't be the first.
He has plausible deniability on his side because you can't exactly prove that a permavirgin like Quinton isn't asexual.
Also Lindsay is based, social climbers like him should be crushed underfoot the moment you realise they're trying to latch onto you.
 
I just now noticed that, and it’s now hilariously worse. I don’t even know people today that watch Vimeo, since I always thought of it as the lesser man’s Dailymotion.
Vimeo rocks. It’s a great place to find high-quality short films.
He's clearly a straight white male pretending to be part of the alphabet soup crowd because his kind isn't welcome in the internet cliques he wants to be a part of . He wouldn't be the first.
He has plausible deniability on his side because you can't exactly prove that a permavirgin like Quinton isn't asexual.
Also Lindsay is based, social climbers like him should be crushed underfoot the moment you realise they're trying to latch onto you.
He’s also got exactly the self esteem-shaped void that you’d need to go non-binary in an attempt to fit in. I could definitely see asexual non-conforming Q in a few years. Then people would have to be nice to him.
 
The most pathetic thing of all is how much he still cares about the Mumkey Jones shit when he was the instigator of pretty much every drama having to do with Mumkey after the initial one which was literally just Mumkey talking shit about him on a podast for being a faggot which you think would be fair game since Quinton bitches about people on twitter constantly and has made a career on criticizing other creators.

Like there is seriously nothing that makes you look like more of an emasculated manbitch than holding a grudge and constantly talking about it because some dude fucked on you and made you look bad literally years ago. He probably still stalks every kid who called him a faggot once in school on facebook and cries when he see's they all started a family and have stable jobs while he's just scraping by, making shitty videos he's not happy with that all have inconsistent viewcounts on a platform that has no problem fucking you over whenever it becomes convenient for them while his only female interactions are with feminists who only throw him a bone every so often because he has the right opinions but largely ignore him in favor of normal guys who probably make them laugh at racist jokes.

Like, he's miserable and very clearly has low self-esteem but when it comes to internet shit, he thinks he's always right and never feels the need to reflect on his actions because anyone who disagree with him are meanie poopoo people and it doesn't matter that he makes himself look like a retard in front of everyone because they were wrong to disagree with him. Like your inability to control yourself and not say or do anything stupid is the fault of everyone except yourself so you don't have to improve as a person. I'm sure there's screenshots out there of him saying, "Oh yeah, I could have handled x thing better", but does he actually believe that or is he just saying it to save face because he always goes on to act exactly the same later, he only ever gets worse and not better.

I'd also like to know how he was vindicated when it came to Mumkey. Like, the dude made a dumb mistake due to being mentally ill then spent the next couple months succumbing to his mental illness on camera, probably partially due to his support system failing him and that somehow nullifies you acting like a retard? That's supposed to make you messaging a parody account randomly like a crazy person and then continuing to respond to him while he reads it off live any better? Like, some of you might find my defense of Mumkey too lenient and that's fine, I get it but I'm sure you can still acknowledge that just cause Mumkey acted like a retard doesn't mean Quinton isn't also a retard. Also, shouldn't Quinton care more that the dude he's still struggling to get out of his head is like really mentally ill or are you only supposed to care about mental illness and UwU self-care when it comes to lefties? Like idk about you but if a dude I didn't like ended up fully exposing how depressed and fucked in the head he was on camera continuously for weeks on end, I wouldn't be going "Haha, I was right the whole time! What a huge piece of shit and now everyone else knows it too!", I'd probably just start feeling bad I was giving someone like that even more trouble than they were already dealing with and forget about it. Like, an average day for them is probably worse than that one time they made fun of me over the internet.
 
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God, this is really getting fucking nuts after going on the front page, I've seen some posts earlier I was going to reply to but now I check back and several pages have passed by. I'd dig more but I'm too lazy and tired right now lmao. It's still nuts to me how this guys like a few years younger than me but has looked visibly older the entire time I've seen him. Whether thats a fat thing or a politics clout chasing result thing I have no idea still but I genuinely 100% agree with people about the dubious asexuality thing. One thing I've noticed in general with asexuality is the people that are actually asexual don't constantly make it known and brag about it, they just kinda veg out and want to be left alone. The whole point is it's someone disinterested in sex shit so going on and "coming out" as asexual shouldn't even theoretically be a thing because it's not even a taboo to not be into sex. I could go further with my catchup in terms of dishing out thoughts and opinions on the state of things but once again I'm really fucking tired and should probably try getting like an hour or 2 of sleep at least. Point is I find this situation in general of the shit going down with him pretty funny.
What feminist message is there to be found in the 1984 version of Transformers? It was literally a fucking toy commercial. Trying to find political meaning in scripts written by people paid to make up new backstories and continuously retcon the original toyline's basic story for new toylines that a board of marketers conceptualized to sell is fucking ridiculous.
The OG transformers Cartoon had capable female characters, that's about it. Don't completely sell G1 transformers short as "just a toy commercial" though, because unlike other shows of the time, toy commercial or otherwise, there was an episode that literally taught kids how to make bombs. Transformers in general is one fucknugget of an anomaly in terms of media, especially media made to sell fucking action figures. Genuine deeplore levels of effort are put into the series in it's several iterations and it's fucking baffling why anyone would rather go for boring political messages to seek for instead of talking about the fucking weird lore shit that happens within transformers like beast wars megatron reading verses from the fucking in universe equivalent of a space bible and it having actual significance to the greater running plots and themes than you'd know looking at the scene out of context.

with those unintentional ramblings out of the way, my ass is gonna get some miniature coma level rest for the next few hours, thankfully i got nothing to get done tomorrow because for whatever reason my body just has been fully wired tonight and only now have I become tired after multitasking til early morning.
 
OH damn, what movie review my guy?
The infamous one was for The Thinning 2 with Logan Paul, I believe. He stops his (mediocre) analysis to just start an entire soliloquy about how he hates Trump. And despite how cringe it was and how stupid in terms of a business decision to insert a political opinion into an apolitical channel, he defends it as "Well I don't want those viewers anyways!" But even 2+ years later, he's obsessed with numbers and his stagnation, trying to explain it away in various ways that miss the main point. Maybe if he stuck to making content that fit his channel instead of pseudo-breadtube Trump derangement, he would have more subscribers and viewers. The guy used to be friends with Internet Historian, and now IH wouldn't be caught dead in a video with him. He really should have reflected on his true problems by now, but then he wouldn't be a lolcow.
 
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