Quinton Reviews / Quinton Kyle Hoover / Q_Review / OttselSpy24 / OttselSpy25 - I KNOW WE HIT THE LIMIT FOR ME TO DO THEM, BUT THOSE THINGS TAKE TIME, NOW SHUT UP AND LET ME TALK ABOUT GARFIELD AND MCDONALDS, WHILE MOCKING OTHER YOUTUBERS!!

[Wonathan Joss]

Mod Edit: For context, Lindsay Ellis publicly denounced another male feminist Youtuber for trying to hit her up in the DMs on Twitter. She failed to completely cover up the guy’s profile pic, allowing people to speculate that it was likely Quinton’s. Wasn’t 100% confirmed that it was him until these Discord messages got leaked.

I went through the Discord export and cut out all the things I found interesting:

Obsessed with Numbers
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Poor Quinton QQ
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Quinton's Lemmings Track KF
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Quinton is Fat
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Quinton Complaining About His Thirst Being Exposed
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Mumkey Jones Sperging
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More Sperging About Being the New MovieBob
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More General Sperging and Crying
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Just Pathetic
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And He Wonders Why People Dislike Him
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Leaving this at the bottom for fun:
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My only thoughts going through those 1500 messages:
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God damn, Nostalgia Chick just can't not be simped. She's just some lefty bitch, why can't these fatties control themselves?

 

[Big Meaty Claws]

From the ones I have seen, it was ALL of them. Or he sprinkles in some whining about his channel. He covers some interesting topics, but manages to fuck them up because he can't quit his whining and/or flexing of his channel or TDS.

Thats very true. I got into Quinton a few back due to his Ranken bass reviews, cause as stated its basically non-existent, and he always seems to sprinkle in a anti-trump joke, or politic joke, and it would be like getting splashed with really cold water, while your just trying to listen to a review on something completely different.

The infamous one was for The Thinning 2 with Logan Paul, I believe. He stops his (mediocre) analysis to just start an entire soliloquy about how he hates Trump. And despite how cringe it was and how stupid in terms of a business decision to insert a political opinion into an apolitical channel, he defends it as "Well I don't want those viewers anyways!" But even 2+ years later, he's obsessed with numbers and his stagnation, trying to explain it away in various ways that miss the main point. Maybe if he stuck to making content that fit his channel instead of pseudo-breadtube Trump derangement, he would have more subscribers and viewers. The guy used to be friends with Internet Historian, and now IH wouldn't be caught dead in a video with him. He really should have reflected on his true problems by now, but then he wouldn't be a lolcow.

He fails to grasp at his fall while alienating people who want to get away from politics, which is surprisingly a good chunk of normal people, as well as reinforce his whole soyboy image of him being a ultra left leaning liberal.

Quinton is not gonna reflect anytime in the future, even if it causes his fall. I bet you he will kick and scream and cry as he is falling down cause thats a harsh reality, rather than getting back up and doing something different.

 

[protomartyr]

God damn, Nostalgia Chick just can't not be simped. She's just some lefty bitch, why can't these fatties control themselves?

Armchair psychoanalysing a bit here (what else is this thread for) but I think I understand it. Lindsay’s the best of both worlds for people like Movieblob and Q, in that she seems attainable on account of her 5-6/10 looks and their shared interest in inane politics and pop culture, but she also has that Regina George cool kid thing going on in their little circle. It wouldn’t even occur to him to simp for someone like iJustine because she’s too hot and he doesn’t have a pretext to talk to her, but Lindsay offers him the pretext, the pussy and the popularity all at once.

 

[Glade Candles]

I'd also like to know how he was vindicated when it came to Mumkey. Like, the dude made a dumb mistake due to being mentally ill then spent the next couple months succumbing to his mental illness on camera, probably partially due to his support system failing him and that somehow nullifies you acting like a retard?

Quinton really loves to rewrite history on this one, so I'm gonna clear this up:

• Pre-history - Quinton and Mumkey don't like each other. Mumkey calls Quinton a "fat cuck," at one point. This insult sticks with Quinton a while.
• November 2018 - Mumkey's channel is deleted. Quinto makes a joke about it because Mumkey made fun of him a few times. Quinton immediately gets backlash on Twitter and deletes it.

Spoiler: The Tweet

• December 2018 - Quinton goes on the (now-defunct) State of the Youtube podcast to explain his actions or something. He can be heard playing with Legos in the recording - link
• January 2019 - Mumkey, along with Rusty Cage, Rags, and MauLer, talk on the same podcast. They make fun of Quinton a bit - link
• February 2019 - Quinton sends a series of DMs to a fake Mumkey on Twitter, accusing Mumkey of inciting death threats and doxing from his fans (the owner of that account was revealed at some point, I remember it being Just Jargon, but I'm not certain). The fake Mumkey sends them to the real one, who reads them on a live stream. Quinton freaks out and messages the real Mumkey while the stream is happening. - link

That's it. Mumkey has mentioned Quinton off-handedly during livestreams, but that's literally it.

Quinton has been carrying this grudge against Mumkey more than 2 years to the point that he views it as a vital component to his brand and identity.

 

[cruderudedude]

Note to Self: NEVER DM Lindsay Ellis

 

[Neurotic Loser]

Quinton really loves to rewrite history on this one, so I'm gonna clear this up:

• Pre-history - Quinton and Mumkey don't like each other. Mumkey calls Quinton a "fat cuck," at one point. This insult sticks with Quinton a while.
• November 2018 - Mumkey's channel is deleted. Quinto makes a joke about it because Mumkey made fun of him a few times. Quinton immediately gets backlash on Twitter and deletes it.

Spoiler: The Tweet

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• December 2018 - Quinton goes on the (now-defunct) State of the Youtube podcast to explain his actions or something. He can be heard playing with Legos in the recording - link
• January 2019 - Mumkey, along with Rusty Cage, Rags, and MauLer, talk on the same podcast. They make fun of Quinton a bit - link
• February 2019 - Quinton sends a series of DMs to a fake Mumkey on Twitter, accusing Mumkey of inciting death threats and doxing from his fans (the owner of that account was revealed at some point, I remember it being Just Jargon, but I'm not certain). The fake Mumkey sends them to the real one, who reads them on a live stream. Quinton freaks out and messages the real Mumkey while the stream is happening. - link

That's it. Mumkey has mentioned Quinton off-handedly during livestreams, but that's literally it.

Quinton has been carrying this grudge against Mumkey more than 2 years to the point that he views it as a vital component to his brand and identity.

Mumkey didn't even give a shit about the tweet and thought that it was stupid that Quinton got backlash for it.
During the SotY podcast episode Q was on, you could tell they were treating him with kiddie gloves as Mumkey wasn't there and the other cohosts (Emp and Rusty) were rather hospitble to him.

 

[Mr Roboto]

This has been some of the best Quinton content in a while. Angry at Lindsay and Sarah Z, still bringing up Munkey, needing more hugs from his Discord, obsessing over numbers and all of it being shown here.

It's such a perfect shitstorm

 

[Quintex96]

Mumkey didn't even give a shit about the tweet and thought that it was stupid that Quinton got backlash for it.
During the SotY podcast episode Q was on, you could tell they were treating him with kiddie gloves as Mumkey wasn't there and the other cohosts (Emp and Rusty) were rather hospitble to him.

Mumkey not being there was one of the conditions for Q even coming on IIRC

 

[Electric Pence]

Lindsay Ellis isn't even that attractive. Or at least I don't think she is.

 

[Bec]

Lindsay Ellis isn't even that attractive. Or at least I don't think she is.

breadtuber and breadtuber fans cum their panties over generally unattractive people.

 

[Who Vile]

Lindsay Ellis isn't even that attractive. Or at least I don't think she is.

It's just comparative. All the women I can think of that are breadtube adjacent or talk about nerd shit are at best extremely mousey and plain or at worst gross slobs.
It's like how you can work with someone who's a 6 but an "office 10".
Look up a recent picture of Obscurus Lupa and a recent picture of Lindsay Ellis and you'll see what I mean.

 

[Glade Candles]

Mumkey not being there was one of the conditions for Q even coming on IIRC

That's correct. EmpLemon posted this comment on the video, pinned on the channel.

(note: State of the YouTube (SOTY) has changed to Trash Rats since this comment was posted)

 

[Scarmaiden]

God damn, Nostalgia Chick just can't not be simped. She's just some lefty bitch, why can't these fatties control themselves?

I think important thing here is that she's the part of the clique Q jerked off to in 2018. She's one of the "breadtubers" Q was hoping to become when he threw away what little online presence and credibility he had with his sperging over Trump, "anti transphobe" and unforgettable Hontra simping video. Sure some tards on r/BreadTube called him a breadtuber recently but by now breadtube is a joke even among lefties and all the ones Q aspired to (Philosophy Tube, Sarah Z, Ellis, Hontra, Hbomb, Shaun) called it cringe by now

So my theory is that, judging from him sliding into their DMs and trying to get their attention despite clearly getting none and the fact that he apparently was part of some facebook group with those lefty "celebs" and thinks hbomb "likes" him (which I doubt hbomb knows he likes Q), Q really considered himself a part of THE breadtube. Possibly some of those Ellis adjacent people said smth like "nice vid" in passing at one point and that he was once in their vicinity at vidcon which Q interpreted as them being buddies (see MovieRoberto thinking that his picture with Ellis meant they were friends), while they likely thought Q is just another autistic fat feminist 90% their audience consist of

Basically he simped not for the chick but for nostalgia her clout. I find it more believable that he saw Ellis and Sarah Z as a way to get into lefty e-celeb clique and from there on get a chance to suck his "Dark Queen's" dick (but he should hurry, bc it seems like Hontra's dick will get cut into stripes and inverted any day now)

 

[Who Vile]

I think important thing here is that she's the part of the clique Q jerked off to in 2018.

Don't forget he was a Channel Autism fanboy and his channel started as a Latza-level imitation of their content style. So it's a double whammy of her being a respected central figure in every circle that didn't want anything to do with him.

 

[AnOminous]

The thing that amazes me the most is even Quinton shits on MovieBob. Bob can't catch a break anywhere.

"Hey, I may be a fat thirsty simp who spergs about children's media. . .but at least I'm not Bob Chipman."

 

[CreamyHerman’s]

trim your goddamn eyebrows

He also needs to lose some weight as well if he is going to play as Arbuckle

 

[DemoniusChexMix]

Where does Queefton go from here? He escaped relatively unscathed comparative to his other blunders. In that recent text log you get a sense that he feels almost emboldened by it except for the fact he can’t stream iCarly games on Twitch until June. Will he keep pumping out crappy cartoon essays until he fades into obscurity or will he accidentally stumble upon a new niche, leech off another segment of nerd culture and become known as the “____ guy” revered by nerdlings that cling onto him like the second coming of Wil Wheaton and Felicia Day until his snake oil runs out?

 

[Wilhelm Bittrich]

Don't deathfats usually have self esteem?

No, if they would have self esteem they wouldn't be deathfats to begin with.

This has been some of the best Quinton content in a while. Angry at Lindsay and Sarah Z, still bringing up Munkey, needing more hugs from his Discord, obsessing over numbers and all of it being shown here.

It's such a perfect shitstorm

He surely has put his weaponized autism beyond 11, could it really be that the fat cuck is on the spectrum?

Lindsay Ellis isn't even that attractive. Or at least I don't think she is.

For normal human beings she isn't really attractive, but Movie Blob and Quinton the soycuck are thirsty perma virgins. Huge difference.

 

[CreamyHerman’s]

thirsty perma virgins.

Don’t these guys know how to download a dating app? Like fuck I ain’t as fit as I used to be but I guess I have it on easy mode

 

[hairazor]

Wasn't he chasing Contro or whoever? What is up with this dude he talks about children's cartoons and thinks hes making art.