US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?

 

[Shield Breaker]

He literally signed blank executive order checks?

this dude is Jimmy Carter all over again. God save us

I think it's just video camera angle compression shittery. I saw hi def photos of the EO signing ceremony and you could see text.

I thought Trump did the same thing? I figured it was just a ceremonial thing and the actual orders were done before or after.

 

[ddlloo]

I thought Trp did the same thing? I figured it was just a ceremonial thing and the actual orders were done before or after.

No idea if they are the real empowered documents, but there was text on the papers he was signing.

 

[Absolutego]

I have a personal theory about why the Democrats were so obsessed with calling Trump a Russian asset, and that's because Russia has strong, historical connotations with Communism, therefore by openly maligning it, they make themselves appear diametrically opposed to it, using a dead regime as a strawman to avoid creating tensions with a relevant Communist regime like the CCP.

The loudest screechers calling Trump a Russian asset also kept referring to Russians as Soviets and sperged endlessly about KGB agents. It's just Boomers and Gen X people defaulting to the designated enemy they were raised to agitate against. Democrats went for it because a) the establishment are bitter the Russian Reset didn't work out under Obama, and b) our foreign policy consensus has been obsessed with poking the bear and putting military bases on his borders ever since the USSR broke up.

The powers that be don't give a shit about communism, they care about oligarchy. They sell out to the PRC because they give them money and they like the control the elites there have over their proles.

 

[Cubanodun]

They pick the bed with the dildo, you know what to do with it

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

The loudest screechers calling Trump a Russian asset also kept referring to Russians as Soviets and sperged endlessly about KGB agents. It's just Boomers and Gen X people defaulting to the designated enemy they were raised to agitate against. Democrats went for it because a) the establishment are bitter the Russian Reset didn't work out under Obama, and b) our foreign policy consensus has been obsessed with poking the bear and putting military bases on his borders ever since the USSR broke up.

The powers that be don't give a shit about communism, they care about oligarchy. They sell out to the PRC because they give them money and they like the control the elites there have over their proles.

So they're not even being as cunning as I thought they were?

They pick the bed with the dildo, you know what to do with it

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[thismanlies]

They pick the bed with the dildo, you know what to do with it

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Look at the bright side. At least they'll get all the illegal aliens they want.

 

[ducktales4gameboy]

This is a fun twitter account.

There's a radio on at work and I've been enjoying the mental gymnastics NPR has been doing trying to avoid talking about all this backlash. They dug up the socks for ten minutes this morning and didn't say a thing about the insulin or pipelines.

 

[gangweedfan]

They pick the bed with the dildo, you know what to do with it

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No refunds

 

[verissimus]

No refunds

Indeed... : https://pjmedia.com/news-and-politi...alls-a-lid-four-days-into-presidency-n1407860

Don't ask questions. Just consume product.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

 

[teriyakiburns]

I wonder how Biden, assuming he's awake, will deal with this:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-55788359

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Taiwan has reported a large incursion by Chinese warplanes for the second day running, a show of force that coincides with the first days of US President Joe Biden's term of office.
Sunday's operation involved 15 aircraft and happened a day after a similar drill led to a warning from Washington.
China sees democratic Taiwan as a breakaway province, but Taiwan sees itself as a sovereign state.
Analysts say China is testing the level of support of Mr Biden for Taiwan.
China has carried out regular flights over the waters between the southern part of Taiwan and the Taiwanese-controlled Pratas Islands in the South China Sea in recent months.
But they are usually conducted by one to three reconnaissance or anti-submarine warfare aircraft, according to Taiwan.

• What's behind the China-Taiwan divide?
• The Taiwan-sized problem for the next US president

Taiwan's defence ministry said eight Chinese bomber planes capable of carrying nuclear weapons, four fighter jets and one anti-submarine aircraft entered its south-western air defence identification zone on Saturday.
Sunday's operation involved 12 fighters, two anti-submarine aircraft and a reconnaissance plane, the ministry said. In both occasions, Taiwan's air force warned away the aircraft and deployed missiles to monitor them, it added.
There has been no official comment from the Chinese government.

Indeed... : https://pjmedia.com/news-and-politi...alls-a-lid-four-days-into-presidency-n1407860

Don't ask questions. Just consume product.

 

[Karl der Grosse]

The neocons and neolibs want their war and want it now. They want those kickbacks and Trump starved them for the last four years. They need to make up for lost time.

Cold War 2.0 serves their purpose even better than OG Cold War did, since Russia no longer poses any conceivable conventional warfare threat.

 

[verissimus]

I wonder how Biden, assuming he's awake, will deal with this:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-55788359

https://archive.md/wip/lpzyB

Surely the Chinese are just wargaming. No big deal. Nothing to see here.

 

[X Prime]

Surely the Chinese are just wargaming. No big deal. Nothing to see here.

Well no, they know they're in charge now:

https://thenationalpulse.com/news/biden-revokes-trump-energy-eo/

https://archive.vn/AvTkw

 

[thismanlies]

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The Haaretz is literally the most Jewish newspaper ever.

 

[Slimy Time]

Well no, they know they're in charge now:

https://thenationalpulse.com/news/biden-revokes-trump-energy-eo/

https://archive.vn/AvTkw

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Beijing Biden strikes again.

 

[Tealeaf]

Revocation of Certain Executive Orders Concerning Federal Regulation

Search, browse and learn about the Federal Register. Federal Register 2.0 is the unofficial daily publication for rules, proposed rules, and notices of Federal agencies and organizations, as well as executive orders and other presidential documents.

www.federalregister.gov

More revocations of executive orders. Nothing to be concerned about, it’s because these orders are racist.

 

[Secret Asshole]

Its like four days in and he's already a complete fuck-up.

1) No COVID Plan
2) Keystone XL jeopardizing jobs
3) Selling US Energy to China so they have control over infrastructure
4) Failing Taiwan Sovereignty
5) Fucking over women athletes
6) Useless mask mandate on federal land
7) Suspending cheaper epinephrine and insulin for no reason at all
8 ) Already planning ME troop buildups
9) Put National Guard in parking garages in Winter
10) Delaying COVID support checks until fucking April
11) Pissing off NM who voted for him
12) Eliminating Union Jobs and devastating US Energy Independence

Like holy shit, what a massive fuck up already.

 

[Ruin]

Its like four days in and he's already a complete fuck-up.

1) No COVID Plan
2) Keystone XL jeopardizing jobs
3) Selling US Energy to China so they have control over infrastructure
4) Failing Taiwan Sovereignty
5) Fucking over women athletes
6) Useless mask mandate on federal land
7) Suspending cheaper epinephrine and insulin for no reason at all
8 ) Already planning ME troop buildups
9) Put National Guard in parking garages in Winter
10) Delaying COVID support checks until fucking April
11) Pissing off NM who voted for him
12) Eliminating Union Jobs and devastating US Energy Independence

Like holy shit, what a massive fuck up already.

No refunds dipshits.

https://twitter.com/BidenLs

 

[make_it_so]

Its like four days in and he's already a complete fuck-up.

1) No COVID Plan
2) Keystone XL jeopardizing jobs
3) Selling US Energy to China so they have control over infrastructure
4) Failing Taiwan Sovereignty
5) Fucking over women athletes
6) Useless mask mandate on federal land
7) Suspending cheaper epinephrine and insulin for no reason at all
8 ) Already planning ME troop buildups
9) Put National Guard in parking garages in Winter
10) Delaying COVID support checks until fucking April
11) Pissing off NM who voted for him
12) Eliminating Union Jobs and devastating US Energy Independence

Like holy shit, what a massive fuck up already.

Don't worry, when he and the other Uniparty hacks launch their new "Domestic War on Terror" initiative in the coming weeks, I'm sure things will get even better. Because what better way to heal the country than treating half of it as potential enemy combatants?