Artcow WogglebugLoveProductions / Cynthia Hanson / Cherie Anne Hapney - One Womanchild's Fruitless Quest to Make Her Cockroach Husbando a Household Name

[Deadpool]

My dream was always destined to be so much more than just a hobby.

Your dream is destined to fail.

Can you imagine pulling up to the drive-thru and hearing "Hello, I am Cynthia Hansonnnn, what would you like to-dayyy?"

Cherie Hapney:"Hello would you like to look at my saggy tits as I talk about a rapist bedbug no one but me cares about in monotone?"
Customer: "uhhhh what?"
Cherie Hapney: " I knew duh wogglebug had real fans! *Tits swing like pendulums excitedly*

Hey @WogglebugLover when you make a video including yourself like your "visual blog" why isn't your self insert as fat and ugly as you are irl?

 

[Miss Misery]

Anybody who watched the trailer notice the themes of destiny? Kind of on the nose considering she keeps talking about her work as her destiny.

Otherwise, I feel like her parents must have coddled her and because of that she's socially isolated due to social rejection and has to compensate with a creative outlet which has blown out of proportion, and since she's probably been told she's special all her life... we have this.

Which is her destiny.

Which she almost has a cult-like mentality for.

Dude, the thread is only 266 pages long. That's nothing in the grand scheme of an elder cow like Cherie.

Go read it instead of rehashing shit people have been saying since day 1.

 

[Bubble Ba'ath]

I want to hear the esteemed and informed opining of resident Oz expert @WogglebugLover to this review and analysis of the only watchable Oz sequel movie. especially the parts about how the true setting had horror elements that the most famous film overlooked.

 

[Coach McGuirk]

I want to hear the esteemed and informed opining of resident Oz expert @WogglebugLover to this review and analysis of the only watchable Oz sequel movie. especially the parts about how the true setting had horror elements that the most famous film overlooked.

Return To Oz is rad, but Cynthia will hate it because there's not enough Woggy in it.

People shower her with earnest advice, but this is a train wreck no one has any say over, except maybe Nigerian scammers, I genuinely thing she's too "special" to even comprehend criticism. If she could she wouldn't have her WobbleJugs out while talking about her Wogglebug husbando fiction.

I prefer to sit back and watch the madness, her talk show bit was peak autism entertainment. But no amount of advice will deter her from her fascination.

 

[AbraCadaver]

Cynthia, you can meet the Wogglebug FOR REAL and have him be alive and present in your home, just as you’ve always imagined him. Look up tulpas online. It’s a super real thing. Help Wogglebug cross the barrier from his world to ours, once and for all. You’re the only one who loves him enough to make it truly happen.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

Look up tulpas online. It’s a super real thing. Help Wogglebug cross the barrier from his world to ours, once and for all. You’re the only one who loves him enough to make it truly happen.

Is attempting to give oneself dissociative identity disorder - as futile as it may be - really a good idea?

 

[RomanesEuntDomus]

Cynthia, you better take Picklechu and Nintendo seriously, they don't fuck around.

 

[AbraCadaver]

Is attempting to give oneself dissociative identity disorder - as futile as it may be - really a good idea?

Bound to be more productive than what she’s doing now.

 

[Failure_Personified]

Yeah, I guess my sympathetic nature is getting the better of me. And it also sort of pisses me off to a degree, the idea that you can make something wonderful and amazing that will be beloved without putting the blood, sweat and tears into honing your craft.

It's not as anger-inducing as how much money Ducttape banana got last year, but it's pretty high up there.

This is exactly the problem the 'everyone is special and gets a trophy' thing. Once you realize you're not special you have to compensate.

I did the same thing with Boogie at first, a while back when I thought he was trying to at least listen, but it quickly became apparent that anything that isn’t 100% positive is not accepted.

Cynthia is much the same way. I just said what I said because really, I don’t think you can redeem yourself as a skilled worker of anything without not only tolerating but accepting criticism in order to build your craft.

One thing a normal artist who loves a random bug character is that they would branch out to other more accepted mediums in order to gather good criticism regarding something that people actually like. Then maybe start sprinkling in the bug love after some skill has been gained and some traction in her communities. Instead this one is determined to make a character who no one cares about her career.

People like her will always disappoint

 

[WogglebugLover]

Cynthia, you better take Picklechu and Nintendo seriously, they don't fuck around.
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I did take it seriously and changed Christeph's outfit to not look anything like Link's before I finished the movie and before I released it to Amazon and started selling copies. I have spoken with other people who have said in that case I shouldn't be in trouble as when the said offensive design has been removed the other side will cease all threats. But at the same time I think I have good reasons to believe from things these trusted people have explained to me that Picklechu can't possibly even be a real lawyer.

 

[RomanesEuntDomus]

I did take it seriously and changed Christeph's outfit to not look anything like Link's before I finished the movie and before I released it to Amazon and started selling copies. I have spoken with other people who have said in that case I shouldn't be in trouble as when the said offensive design has been removed the other side will cease all threats. But at the same time I think I have good reasons to believe from things these trusted people have explained to me that Picklechu can't possibly even be a real lawyer.

Do you really wanna take that risk?

Be that as it may, how do you expect Nintendo to know that you a) really stopped using that design in your Amazon-style version and b) affirm that you will not use the Link version of that elf in the future? Maybe you can get around this issue by sending a copy of your Amazon-version movie to Nintendo with a little letter explaining the situation and reassuring that you won't use that contested model again.

 

[Puddleduck]

Cynthia,I'm sorry to tell you this but my cousin is a game programmer, and he's been contracted to add growth and fire breathing animations to an insectivoid character. He's not allowed to tell me more because of an NDA, but it looks like they're planning an asset-grab...

 

[New & Improved Username]

I very much enjoyed the Wogglebug Visual Podcast. I hope the estate of Kenny Rogers doesn't DMCA over the song "Through the Years". Of particular note are the mention of Cynthia's autism, scripted self-praise, rebuke of creator Baum and words spoken on the inhale. I watched it twice.

 

[Picklechu]

Cynthia,I'm sorry to tell you this but my cousin is a game programmer, and he's been contracted to add growth and fire breathing animations to an insectivoid character. He's not allowed to tell me more because of an NDA, but it looks like they're planning an asset-grab...

Yeah, if you say one more word, I'll have your cousin fired and sued, and also sue you. Wogglebug: Enter the Wogzilla is going to be Nintendo's AAA title for the Switch this holiday season, and we can't have any leaks.



On the subject of tulpas, I think tulpamancer Cynthia would be a fun new saga. I also think "cart pusher at Target" Cynthia would be fun, but she's so lazy and autistic that she's just going to sit in her hovel, obsess over a cockroach, and throw her money away until the landlord eventually finds her as a spoopy mummy.

 

[Bubble Ba'ath]

Cynthia, you can meet the Wogglebug FOR REAL and have him be alive and present in your home, just as you’ve always imagined him. Look up tulpas online. It’s a super real thing. Help Wogglebug cross the barrier from his world to ours, once and for all. You’re the only one who loves him enough to make it truly happen.

Hey CWC broke down the barriers between dimensions so it must be easier than ever before to summon a tulpa now!

 

[PTNR 2.0]

I did take it seriously and changed Christeph's outfit to not look anything like Link's before I finished the movie and before I released it to Amazon and started selling copies. I have spoken with other people who have said in that case I shouldn't be in trouble as when the said offensive design has been removed the other side will cease all threats. But at the same time I think I have good reasons to believe from things these trusted people have explained to me that Picklechu can't possibly even be a real lawyer.

Speaking of Amazon and Link, here's an Amazon link that will help you.

 

[Thundershlock]

Well, the fact that it's available for purchase on amazon is bad enough.

I think it's even worse that she couldn't even be bothered to make her own franchise. Because making a unique IP is work, right?

Even then I am an advocate of the public domain and think it's pretty fun to mull around the thrift store of old ideas, but at the same time, chaining yourself to something that isn't really yours is a decidedly bad move, IMO.

 

[WogglebugLover]

Do you really wanna take that risk?

Be that as it may, how do you expect Nintendo to know that you a) really stopped using that design in your Amazon-style version and b) affirm that you will not use the Link version of that elf in the future? Maybe you can get around this issue by sending a copy of your Amazon-version movie to Nintendo with a little letter explaining the situation and reassuring that you won't use that contested model again.

That sounds like a good idea. But then if Picklechu really isn't a lawyer then Nintendo likely never even saw the original outfit Christeph had. I really never received any paperwork.

 

[Thundershlock]

That sounds like a good idea. But then if Picklechu really isn't a lawyer then Nintendo likely never even saw the original outfit Christeph had. I really never received any paperwork.

The fact that you use premade assets instead of making everything from scratch demonstrates your lack of artistic merit. Even CGI film students have to make their own assets.

You clearly lack a basic understanding of copyright law and you don't seem to give a shit.
IT doesn't matter if Pickelchu is a lawyer or not, what does matter is your blatant disregard of intellectual property.

You also lack a respect for the medium which is why it's already a massive flop. If it wasn't a flop, if you were succeeding, why would there be a thread like this?

 

[Puddleduck]

Yeah, if you say one more word, I'll have your cousin fired and sued, and also sue you. Wogglebug: Enter the Wogzilla is going to be Nintendo's AAA title for the Switch this holiday season, and we can't have any leaks.

I'm sorry, I just wanted to warn Cynthia that she may want to have the design for her Wogglebug copyrighted. There's obviously nothing she can do about Nintendo taking all of her work, but if she owns the rights to the design she might get royalties still,Once the games come out.