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Second day in a row he brought up his preferred Italian style tv dinner. The other kinds, stouffer's and what not are BLAND AS SHIT!
Seems pricy for a TV dinner. 32 ounces so I guess it's for two though.
 

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Lol Phil just said "if every viewer gave a buck, it wouldn't mean much to the person but I would be ridiculously successful". Just after saying only idiots give money to Ninja and that's bad because " it makes the rich get richer".
Can't believe he took this long to get to the 'if everyone gave me a dollar' meme.
 
Phil claims that no one else can use the fap emote because he tried to register it and Twitch denied him, so it's not allowed on Twitch. But then how is it an emote now? I'm not familiar with how Twitch emotes work so sorry if this is a stupid question. Does it strike anyone else as likely that Phil just never actually submitted it? He could just lie and say "Uh yeah guys I tried to let you use it but sadly Twitch denied me, sucks but what are you gonna do?" Because he very clearly doesn't want it used.
 
Phil claims that no one else can use the fap emote because he tried to register it and Twitch denied him, so it's not allowed on Twitch. But then how is it an emote now? I'm not familiar with how Twitch emotes work so sorry if this is a stupid question. Does it strike anyone else as likely that Phil just never actually submitted it? He could just lie and say "Uh yeah guys I tried to let you use it but sadly Twitch denied me, sucks but what are you gonna do?" Because he very clearly doesn't want it used.
AFAIK there is an approval process. I think Partners get instant approval but it still goes to review, they're just allowed to use it for a time before anyone from twitch actually looks at it.
 
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He doesn't realize 80% of his audience is detractors and 20% are derichs
Oh funny enough the "everyone gives me a dollar" thing is still happening but they are in cheers/bits from troll tippers and ironic viewers and not in tips he can get right away. So it's baffling for him to bring it up. The whales he has are carrying the weight and he's actually doing way better than he was when he first tried the Dollar-A-Month bullshit.

That's just an onion or a pack of gum guys, so step it up.
 
Phil doesn't seem to realize just how much his words mean nothing when his demeanor is so counter to what he claims. This is just like a few days ago when someone referenced Sons of Smackdown. He said the words "I don't know what you're talking about", but he was so visibly worn out and annoyed that the words meant nothing. He does not like the Incident emote any more than he likes it when he gets taunted about the gacha addiction that he can't talk about, his attitude makes that abundantly clear in both cases. So he is probably lying about Twitch disallowing the emote, especially since when the fuck do they enforce the fucking rules with him? He didn't volunteer that right from the start either, which is another tell when it comes to Phil. If he didn't care, he would just let evilibrium get himself in trouble with Twitch. It's not like he cares about that particular retard if he isn't a long-time big whale. Him saying that it's against the site's rules is entirely because he just doesn't want it being a thing. He can joke about it on Twitter but don't you dare exert any control over HIS narrative. The Incident is a joke when it's Phil trying to clout-chase, not when you are laughing at him. Just like begging for tips, or talking about the vest. That belongs to Phil, so he can control the narrative, not so that he can be the butt of a joke or exposed in some way.

Same goes for his playing of ST too, as this Friday demonstrated. He doesn't think he is unbeatable out of some exaggerated sense of his own abilities, he's just so spoiled and selfish that he literally sees other people winning and gets pissed because those Ws are supposed to belong to him. Just because he's Phil, the center of the universe.

Why else do you think everything went to shit for him after Tokido stopped him 15 years ago? He was entitled to winning the whole thing, and some slope cheated him out of it. That's how he looks at that moment, he's just too scared to say it. He never recovered from that.

@skippylongbottomIf we didn't know about his gacha addiction, it would indeed by baffling, because I have no idea WTF else would so powerfully compel him to beg for $200 of instant money six days a week. Maybe if it was his ONLY income, but it isn't so it's extra money that he needs six days a week for something he could probably do without but refuses to.
 
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Can't believe he took this long to get to the 'if everyone gave me a dollar' meme.
Someone else ninja'd me, but he did this years ago. "Everyone please give a dollar, you can't even buy an onion for a dollar!" Then Phil was briefly called the onion man and mocked by pewdiepie.

The thing is, if all his viewers gave him a dollar a month on patreon, he'd have like $400 per month. He wants $200 a day, six days a week. More than $5000 a month.

It's more like, "If everyone gifted 10 subs and tipped $20 each day..."
 
Why else do you think everything went to shit for him after Tokido stopped him 15 years ago? He was entitled to winning the whole thing, and some slope cheated him out of it. That's how he looks at that moment, he's just too scared to say it. He never recovered from that.
I honestly thinks he believes that working hard deserves him some sort of award. All those times perfecting his bullshit vega 50/50 walldives abusing top tiers thinkin' he deserves those easy wins. The broken ass Bison/Dictator in ST port getting him past the slim player pools of what the FGC was back then.

Then those fuckin' gooks stopped him at his own bullshit. The same things seem to happen to him online but he declares that since he's "fighting game pro levels" that he can say what's allowed or not. Like it's some autistic Dark Souls honor dueling that you can only fight at these pro levels with him in order to "deserve" those wins against him.

There's just no way in those 10+ years that someone else besides his entitled ass putting in those long hours along with the rest of the arcade thugs who would beat your ass for throwing too much in a game, deserves to win against him. You weren't there, man. You're not an OG, so whatever shit you do to win isn't deserved because you didn't replicate some pattern that was seen back then like its some exhibition match where you allowed him to win; Almost like a pro-wrestling match that's fixed. A performance.

Your little scrub ass doesn't deserve that wolverine figure, Phil does.
 
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Someone else ninja'd me, but he did this years ago. "Everyone please give a dollar, you can't even buy an onion for a dollar!" Then Phil was briefly called the onion man and mocked by pewdiepie.

The thing is, if all his viewers gave him a dollar a month on patreon, he'd have like $400 per month. He wants $200 a day, six days a week. More than $5000 a month.

It's more like, "If everyone gifted 10 subs and tipped $20 each day..."
Somehow Phil seemed to think that if he got a hundred thousand views in a month that meant that 100,000 people watched one video each. Idc enough to find video evidence but Phil would always say “I got x amount of views this month if all those viewers donated one dollar per month I wouldn’t have to beg” I don’t need to tell you how bad this assumption/logic is.
 
Either yesterday or two days ago he said that he still has "side khantent" to do, namely upgrade Romance Workshop to level 4 so he can craft and upgrade his equipment to the highest level. Now this could mean two things:
a) He upgrades Romance Workshop, gets his gear upgraded to whatever he can at that moment, and right after does the final showdown at Millennium Tower and beats the game
b) Stalls yet again by upgrading Romance Workshop, getting his gear upgraded to whatever he can at that moment, saying "I dunno guys I think I'll still need more khrefting materials to upgrade my weapons further... it's gonna be pretty tough in the endgame NUHUHU". Goes to the Battle Arena in Sotenbori to farm the rare golden bugs and ores for 3 hours just so he can upgrade his weapons to the highest levels. The ending of the accursed Yakuza 7 playthrough happens on the next stream because of that... maybe... hopefully.

EDIT: He just said that he most likely won't be finishing the game today. It ended up being option b) just like I expected.

You fucking called it. So infuriating.
 
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