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gettingthatgrooveback said:
He literally said in December that he caught up with all of his taxes. Then how are the upcoming taxes that he owes "extra". That's how he calls them. "Tons of extra taxes and bills and shit." What the fuck does that even mean?
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I understand your confusion, but here's a quick rundown on how Dave's business model works from another guy who also uses the same business model. Just imagine that your POV is that of a wheelchair when the guy starts talking.
Timestamp is 5:08 in case it doesn't work.
Understand now?
 
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gettingthatgrooveback said:
He literally said in December that he caught up with all of his taxes. Then how are the upcoming taxes that he owes "extra". That's how he calls them. "Tons of extra taxes and bills and shit." What the fuck does that even mean?
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Nothing. He is either full of shit now, or was full of shit earlier when he said he was all caught up. I'm guessing the latter because Phil does not think about his lies, and he does not plan ahead. He was not prepared for a scenario where the money wasn't going to be good enough for him to not have to do another tax begathon (it's more effort than he wants to put in and we rake him over the coals for being so predictable there), so now he suddenly has "extra taxes", which are actually his usual tax payments that he now can't cover because he's a fucking idiot.

Surly Muppet was right when he predicted that Phil has overspent on gacha and now the money isn't enough for him to keep up on his payments AND continue wasting money on wrestling jpegs.

His addiction really is going to bankrupt him well before he can actually file again.
 
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EmpGulcasa said:
How have we not doxxed OIC yet?
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He's smart enough to avoid getting doxed, is my guess. Truth is, it's hard as fuck to dox someone legally if the person is decently competent at not disclosing personal information.

Things like using the same name for your Twitter handle and your WWE Champions account are the retarded mistakes that allow people to be doxed.

But I'm pretty sure that his dox would go like this:

James Smith (OIC)

He's white, overweight, has zero friends, was bullied in school. Doesn't have any social media because no one likes him IRL.

Current job: software engineer, makes over 120k/yr, spends 10% of it on Phil.
 
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EmpGulcasa said:
How have we not doxxed OIC yet?
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Because none of his usernames lead to anywhere. Despite being a dumb paypig, he's at least smart enough to know that you shouldn't connect any of your personal information to your account names. His twitter handles don't lead to anywhere, neither does his twitch or countless other account names he's made up.

It's like if you were to dox me. You would find my name tied to kiwifarms, but outside of that, nothing else. Even if you managed to find the email I used to register, you would quickly find that it leads to no where and you're back to square one,
 
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TheKatIsNowGone said:
What I got from DSP's rant last night, and excuse me for being late but life is shit right now for reasons I won't power level about, is that Khet doesn't want to think about Phil's O-face.
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My favorite part is Phil demonstrating so powerfully how much he hates that that is what he's going to be remembered for by the greatest number of people, which itself is quite a demonstration of how either unaware or in denial he is. I'm going with the latter, because he lives in denial of so many other things that we know he knows.

I will admit that I wouldn't want to be haunted by my own O-face either, but I'm not the kind of person who would be even if it were on the internet. Why? Because I didn't spend twelve fucking years painting a target on my back like Phil did. Not only is he known for falling for bait, hard, but he doesn't appeal to anybody remotely more normal than he is. He has no legit fans who are capable of defending him because he has been way too much of an asshole, and continues to be one to this day. Shit, even Alinity probably isn't going to have her pussy flashing moment following her forever. The cat-tossing might, though. People on the internet fucking love cats. But without that one, she would be fine, because Phil, whose relationship with his cat boils down to him saying the words "Jasper Kitty" constantly, somehow manages to be a worse blight on Twitch than she is.

If you could ever force him to face that fact, he would probably fall into an actual depression, not the kind he tries to excuse his behavior with. Real, genuine daily suffering the likes of which he could only imagine right now. He should be more grateful for the hell he is stuck in, for it is far less intense than what his transgressions have earned him.
 
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DontEatSilicaGel said:
I accidentally clicked on a couple of his videos looking for entertaining tractor stuff. The way YouTube calculate a view is fantastically over-complicated. No one actually knows. It seems something to do with the video length vs time engaged with whether a user manually navigated to the video and... adverts are calculated on top of that? Whatever the metrics are I've never gotten $1 worth of entertainment from the raw content.

He needs to look at how long people are watching, returning visitors and what videos over days. Maybe age as well to really beat home that his viewers are all kids. Then he'll get a slap of real reality. The majority of his garbage views have to be day from 1 off people watching a couple of minutes then deciding there's better things in life than playing games if they're going to end up like him.
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The algorithm changed over the last couple years. It used to be about clicks so dsp would spam 1000 videos a day. He still does that but its not good for his channel. What you want now is for people to sit through your 20-30 min video and gain watch time or whatever you want to call it. These are the people doing well. For creators I like I can sit through a 30 min video and I am sure it really helps their stats with the algorithm. DSPs slop that he uploads doesn't make him shit. Nobody is sitting through a 30 min raw unedited dsp trash video.
 
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DSP is crying about enemy spy planes giving the other team the drop on him. I guess he forgot the only class he uses has Ghost which gives him immunity to spy planes. Just another random excuse he blurts out without thinking.
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Freshtodeath said:
The algorithm changed over the last couple years. It used to be about clicks so dsp would spam 1000 videos a day. He still does that but its not good for his channel. What you want now is for people to sit through your 20-30 min video and gain watch time or whatever you want to call it. These are the people doing well. For creators I like I can sit through a 30 min video and I am sure it really helps their stats with the algorithm. DSPs slop that he uploads doesn't make him shit. Nobody is sitting through a 30 min raw unedited dsp trash video.
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He thinks they need to watch 30 min of ads.
 
I just want to point out that Phil has phased out mid-stream water breaks.
Curiously, this has correlated with a sudden reappearance of Phil messing with his phone on camera, particularly around the middle and end of streams when the tip goal has not yet been met.

In the past, people criticized Phil for being on his phone so much on stream. This all but stopped while water breaks were happening.
Kind of makes you wonder if these things are connected somehow.
 
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SojiroSakura said:
"For 1 million bucks would I spank my top 5 contributors of all time?"
*full screen* "No, that's stupid"

The lie detector determined.... that was a lie.
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Oh, I believe him. I definitely think that he would not do that for a million dollars, because I think the offered price needs to be much higher to overcome his Greed vs. Laziness Threshold. Phil will (semi-)happily play dress-up for his stable of retards like some kind of doughy living Ken doll for the low, low cost of $200 a day (albeit in the autistically proper increments). He will debase himself to ever more degenerate degrees if he can put his own pricetag on things.
 
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Surly Muppet said:
He may also have meant that he was paying quarterly installments for his taxes this year... though with the way he is talking now, I'm thinking that may be unlikely and he has actually left the entire amount to be paid.
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This and his state B&O taxes are the only things that make any sense as "extra taxes". His payment plan(s) are a fixed amount every month, and he has no choice in paying them. I think it's time for a new poll...
 
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