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You know I'm not the least bit surprised I mean nothing should supries us at this point.
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tzgnilki
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dsp always has to be the best at everything he mentions
games, "one of the best overall gamers in the country"
food, "I could open my own restaurant", also buys expensive frozen lasagne
fitness, "I was a body builder", is fat but will give you advice on fitness lol
school, "all the girls wanted to fuck me and my everyone wanted to party with me", meanwhile the only two girls he has fingered have been mentally ill fans who messaged him
best at the chess club which was probably full of retards
street fighter, "my neo-geo conversion 4th place and local tournament placements make me the best US player in super turbo", says he adapted to the port in a few days but hasn't assimilated to online play in 10yrs
"my wife's a super model"
says he was the inventor of "let's plays" and claims to be responsible for bringing "variety streaming" into the mainstream
not only is he better than you, he also has struggled harder than you
only makes $100k a year
bad back from lifting weights with bad technique, just proves how stubborn he is
grew up on the mean streets of connecticut
didn't get the wolverine figure
somehow went bankrupt from 2 couches, a tv and dinner table
can only order delivery cause seattle is swarming with the gook virus
food, "I could open my own restaurant", also buys expensive frozen lasagne
fitness, "I was a body builder", is fat but will give you advice on fitness lol
school, "all the girls wanted to fuck me and my everyone wanted to party with me", meanwhile the only two girls he has fingered have been mentally ill fans who messaged him
best at the chess club which was probably full of retards
street fighter, "my neo-geo conversion 4th place and local tournament placements make me the best US player in super turbo", says he adapted to the port in a few days but hasn't assimilated to online play in 10yrs
"my wife's a super model"
says he was the inventor of "let's plays" and claims to be responsible for bringing "variety streaming" into the mainstream
not only is he better than you, he also has struggled harder than you
only makes $100k a year
bad back from lifting weights with bad technique, just proves how stubborn he is
grew up on the mean streets of connecticut
didn't get the wolverine figure
somehow went bankrupt from 2 couches, a tv and dinner table
can only order delivery cause seattle is swarming with the gook virus
it's fucking weird, is this what narcissism is
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Do you yanks still hang horse thieves?
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You madman, you actually did it! It's beautiful.
He said that he's considering playing CoD on a day stream. That's fucking demented but more salt for us!
Last night's stream was special. So many highlights.
Behold, the best excuse Phil has ever used in CoD:
The most toxic excuse he ever used in CoD:
More kids playing --> Worse connections
Also, when it's Sunday night for him, it's Sunday night for the whole planet.
Bonus hilarious death:
Not a single hitmarker. Not a single excuse either this time.
No actually. I remember him mentioning it recently. It's coming. We just don't know when exactly.
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@gettingthatgrooveback There is truly no lie too stupid or nonsensical for Phil to stoop to in order to avoid admitting he sucks. What's truly insane is that he knows exactly what is going to happen when he spouts such bullshit, and after twelve fucking years he still insists on making excuses that in turn make a joke out of him than put some effort into not sucking. This is exactly why I say that Phil's dream is to never change and be a winner anyway. He was spent his whole life being prompted to stop being so fucking autistic and he chooses to be a bullshitting loser instead of do what life keeps telling him to do.
Everyone who has ever cared about Phil has failed him by not putting him in a psyche ward. I'm serious. He is legit clinically insane, always has been.
Everyone who has ever cared about Phil has failed him by not putting him in a psyche ward. I'm serious. He is legit clinically insane, always has been.
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I blame his parents for doing such a shitty job in raising him, and not slapping him when he ran his mouth.
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Watching Phils shit not working on Twitter as he is exposed to the real world and not his small herd of prime breed retards ,will never stop being funny
Anime Waifu NFT collector
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I have everything on crypto but I created an Etoro account just to buy scopely stock only to find out its not publically traded
, I would have dropped 1k on stock just to be able to say "thanks for the money dummy".
gaarashatan
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lol, SEE THOSE BULLETS CURVING?! i swear this dude just says shit and actually believes in it in his head. reminds me of the time he said fireballs dont curve like that in real life when playing dark souls or some shit
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Oh my fucking God, he's splitting the Best/Most Disappointing Games streams. I knew he would do that.
Saturday for Most Disappointing. Monday for Best.
Sunday day stream is Call of Duty instead of fucking Divinity.
And he expressed interest in Maneater. He's going to play that before Divinity because it's short.
This dood, man.
Saturday for Most Disappointing. Monday for Best.
Sunday day stream is Call of Duty instead of fucking Divinity.
And he expressed interest in Maneater. He's going to play that before Divinity because it's short.
This dood, man.
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lol. No......they still have their money in their pocket.
Was there a tipquisition?
Trayshuan Dinduson
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How does someone even reach such a grand level of delusion? Phil thinks the whole world is out to get him. If these bugs and latency issues are so big in all the multiplayer games he plays, how come he's always on the recieving end of them, instead of benefiting from them? How come his bullets never curve around walls to kill people? The only logical explanation is that there's a giant conspiracy between game developers, against DSP.
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lmao @ claiming to work over 9 hours a day.
Anything just to be able to do nothing and have tards hand him money.
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His delusions are wonderful but how great would it be if this were the case, and the reason there's never been a widespread backlash against such a consistently toxic public figure is that somehow the entirety of the international games industry is just filled with dweebs who are that good at gayops?
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"Do most streamers stream 2800+ hours in a year like ree???"
Ω... I'd say no, most streamers are smarter. They have good commentary, engagement or game play. Don't need all 3, but at least 1! How many professional YouTube channels stream for 8+ hours a day? I can't think of any that do close to 8+, most do 2-3. They make a ton of money doing shorter hours too. Working that much and not being a millionaire means you're a failure and try something else.
If your YouTube videos aren't 4k in 2021 then why the Derrich would anyone watch them? Not even 1080! They're literally 2005 quality, 15 years behind in tech. That's a sackable offence.
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Most streamers are also hobbyists as opposed to career, which means they put more hours into something they do for fun in a session than Phil does, and then they kiss their children goodnight, maybe make love to a spouse, and then go to bed at a sensible time to get up in the morning and go to work.
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Meanwhile, in a parallel universe, DSP it the worlds top streamer, is funny and likeable is married to a supermodel and has just signed up a major sponsorship deal promoting WWE champions, the only game he streams.
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I have a theory that lately, whenever he claims to have had lasagna or something that's "nothing special", he actually spent $55 having iHop delivered.
Those delivery apps are offensively overpriced but still addictive. A huge menu with virtually anything you're in the mood for and delivered to your front door in 30-40 minutes.
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May I remind everyone that he went to Basketball-American High. He's bragging about beating Tyrone at chess
The eternal seal-clubber.
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