Inactive Jennifer Gwen Ann Armstrong / LifebyJen and Vernon Eugene Stephens III / Gene / Life by Gen X - middle-aged welfare leech food addict too fat for cancer surgery and her hopeless alcoholic widower

[Miss Anne Thrope]

Our lovely couple.

Jen said she’d only been in ketosis once, and Gene looked surprised, said he thought she’d been in and out. She quickly made up that it was once but it was for a period of time rather than until she opened the next candy bar an hour later

They are doing it together so Gene can support her. If he doesn’t realize he’s been an enabler all this time, tomorrow when she starts screeching at him to get “treats” and he suggests it’s not on the diet and she starts spinning her head around and vomiting pea soup, he’ll figure it out. He’s trapped, she’ll never lose the weight and he’ll be by the river if he doesn’t bring her candy and soda.

(I don’t really think he’s a feeder, I just think his mom was an o-beast and he’s psychologically trying to repair that relationship.)

The big announcement is the same announcement she’s been making for ten years. why? I wonder if Gene actually has the balls to lay down an ultimatum? She has to be 700 lbs. now. According to Dr. Now, if she went on a zero carb 1200 calorie diet she could lose a hundred pounds in a month. But now, she’s going to stick to what has never worked for her all her life. Fats are worse than alcoholics about the denial of what they are doing, I think. (Drunks are more dangerous to others though.)

Pathetic.

She now has the same fat lump on her forehead that the Slaton sister and beluga whales have. Her chin no longer exists, neither does her neck ... it has all melted into one giant roll.

 

[moron]

I think Chantal and Jen may not be on good terms. Jen has said before she deletes comments that are flat out rude and there are several dozens replying to Chantal. The only response Jen has under Chantal's comment isnt even to Chantal. It's to the walrus guy who chantal blocked from her channel, she's offering to buy stuff from his amazon wishlist.

Gene's drunk ass has never been sober his whole entire life, jeez.

 

[DCMediaSped]

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I think Chantal and Jen may not be on good terms. Jen has said before she deletes comments that are flat out rude and there are several dozens replying to Chantal. The only response Jen has under Chantal's comment isnt even to Chantal. It's to the walrus guy who chantal blocked from her channel, she's offering to buy stuff from his amazon wishlist.

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Gene's drunk ass has never been sober his whole entire life, jeez.

Chub walrus is so unfunny. And Jen left the Chantal comments up to take the heat off herself, because she's vindictive.

 

[Who Now]

That Robin guy is a little bit nuts. He claims to have an internet stalker who continually ruins his life while at he same time, filming from a room inside an unknown institution.

I can't find the reference, but I think he said he was schizophrenic and was being treated and sees a therapist

Way back in the stone age, when Dr. Atkins came up with his revolutionary low-carb diet plan, it was called "The Drinking Man's Diet." One of the big selling points was that a businessman could take his clients out for a big old steak and and salad, with plenty of scotch to go along,

And even before Atkins, there was the "Martini and Whipped Cream Diet" with a similar plan. If you need a cane, I need a walker

 

[Cereal Killer]

Hard liquor is all keto because there are no carbs in it. Stuff like beer, hard cider, etc., is the only stuff that's off-limits. Maybe that's why he agreed to do it, he can have all the gin and bourbon he wants.

I think so. When they start their keto journey, he’ll say, “Well, babe, the near beer is loaded with carbs, so I’ll just get a little Everclear and mix just a smidge with some Crystal Light” or whatever low carb drink mix the fat kids are using these days. After all, he’s doing so well with just a minimal amount of alcohol on the weekends.

 

[Painted Pig]

Spoiler: REPLIES

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Spoiler: MISC COMMENTS/SMUG CUNT JEN

sorry they're out of order but you can get Jen's cunty gist

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[fuzzdew]

Gene is 100% a fat fetishist. Maybe his drinking started over his shame to beating off to What Ever Happened to Gilbert Grape and old Spencer Gifts greeting cards.

Jen has gained so much weight since Gin’s arrival and that is by design. Not sure how long he will stick around once she’s totally bed bound, that’s generally when these slimy guys usually bail.

I’d say he’s waiting for her to kick the bucket to take over her hovel, if it’s possible.

 

[MrsLoveMom]

As of 5:55 EST Chantal's comment and the 89 responses reaming her for it are still very much there, just FYI..

Thanks! I guess I should look more closely. Glad you found them!

 

[DCMediaSped]

Jen is such a despicable person. People are in her comments thanking her for allowing free speech in her comments section unlike other youtubers (another swipe at Chantal). She really has to be kidding, there are actually videos on her own channel where she brags about being a dirty deleter.

eta: I can't stop laughing at the spergs going there to warn Jen about Chantal. Say what you want about Chantal, but at least she didn't beat up her mother, and her dying mother didn't have to crawl up the stairs to feed her daughter who refused to leave her room.

 

[Mise1978]

If she were just half her current size, I bet she'd have been quite a pretty woman. Maybe even a stunner, with her 5 foot 8 height, if she were normal weight. Such a shame.

 

[Who Now]

As much as Jen is a liar, manipulator, and full of shit, she should tell Chantal to fuck right off. Chantal, come back in a year after you've lost 200 pounds and tell Jen how she is doing things wrong. Maybe then Jen should heed her advice

 

[TrainWreckSpotter]

Another deathfat feud in the making?

 

[Neko GF]

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[Painted Pig]

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She's slurring and stuttering in the beginning and looks whacked out of her gourd (sized head)

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I really hope Gene effortlessly loses like 30lbs in the first month and Jen gains. Well we know she'll gain but Gene losing would make her furious and that's funny.

 

[MrsLoveMom]

So far there's nothing really Keto here except for the plain chicken and the hamburger. It would've been nice had she gotten at least 85% burger, but no...let's get the lowest form on the chain so we can use our free money on prepackaged garbage. At least there are a few vegetables in the mix, not enough to fill her up tho. What produce she bought is about a meal for her. She just doesn't get that Keto or any diet, isn't about treats! It's about learning to retrain yourself to eat healthy, nutritious food in amounts to nourish the body.

Just waiting for Gene to throw out the no alcohol beer because he needs a 'treat' too.

Using the cart to unload stuff from the car? WHAT car? Her cousin's?

I feel for that cat who's trying desperately trying to escape her clutches.

 

[NoExcuses1]

God she just can’t/won’t learn. Not much for a keto haul. A semi load of cheese, shredded, cubed and wedged. Processed meats. Lots of processed meats. And treats. Must not forget treats. Trail mixes and sugar free chocolate and caramel sauce. That behemoth will never grasp keto and she, along with GinGin, will continue to be bad ambassadors for the keto way of life.

 

[DCMediaSped]

I've been watching the comments, and the free speech advocate is deleting, again. She seems to miss a few here and there, maybe she went to eat a block of cheese and got distracted.

 

[thejackal]

Imagine the aliens come to earth and the first thing they see is Jen in her wheelchair with a fistful of wing seasonings and a block of cheddar. They'd probably high tail it back to Alpha Centauri at the speed of light.

She got more heavy whipping cream. Of course. Never change Jen. She's gonna make that disgusting soup again that is all cream and cheese again isn't she, disgusting.

 

[Das Bucket]

I just did a quick Google search and this came up.

Well, Jen has secured her stash of meats and cheeses. If she really thinks this is keto, let’s see where she is seven days from now when she strip tests her pee. That is, if she even has enough “keto” food to last until then. We all know the big bitch will be eating the maximum carbs allowed and probably be doing zero physical activity.


Also, this made me laugh. Jen loves to tackle the accusatory comments first. “Go head :-). Report me :-).”

 

[reinhold]

God she just can’t/won’t learn. Not much for a keto haul. A semi load of cheese, shredded, cubed and wedged. Processed meats. Lots of processed meats. And treats. Must not forget treats. Trail mixes and sugar free chocolate and caramel sauce. That behemoth will never grasp keto and she, along with GinGin, will continue to be bad ambassadors for the keto way of life.

They got more varieties of cheese than they got varieties of vegetables. It seemed like the processed-meat/cheese to veggie ratio was at least 10:1.

Christ, I'm still taken aback at how huge she's become. Welp, the obvious solution to that is more mayo, more heavy whipping cream, more pepperoni and more fucking cheese. It'll work this time, guys, seriously.