Nikocado Avocado / Nicholas Perry - (Formerly) Fat Faggot who cries because he eats and eats because he cries.

Dickocado Fagocado said:
His birth mother dumped him when he was a baby in an orphanage. That probably has something to do with it.
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This made me think about him making a fake arc about "tracking down" his birth mom, and that led to that poor, poor woman if he ever actually managed it. Imagine being some Ukrainian lady, maybe with a husband and a couple of kids by now, and having this screaming, shitting behemoth showing up at your door, saying he's your long lost son. It's enough to make you wish for retroactive abortion.
 
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FearsReality said:
I hate being that faggot but can anyone give me a screenshot of them drinking piss, I currently cannot convert those videos to MP4 or some other shit
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Wow, I feel like a laugh track would compliment this guy nicely.

christie said:
ugh, he's so wasteful.

at least most mukbang channels i've seen eating disgusting amounts of food will at least eat most of it. nikocado will get a meal for 15 people and barely get through it, assault it, or end up with half of it on his face. hopefully he at least goes to these fast food joints outside of the lunch/dinner rush-- if he's out here stressing out employees with these huge ass orders + holding up people trying to grab a quick bite on their lunch break, just to throw most of it away, he really sucks.

also, mixing all of the chick-fil-a sauces together? ew.
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Nik is probably the kind of person who thinks paying the bill removes him from any wrongdoing.

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If these have been posted here before then rate me late and I'll delete the post.
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Abhorrent :cryblood: the first clip makes it seem like a miracle his dick is still attached to his body.
That second clip... there was an unfortunate time in history where doctors would test for diabetes by taste-testing patient's urine.
So what's the diagnosis, Orlin? Must be diabetic sweet to dive in for seconds like that.
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My thoughts on Nik are whether or not it's an act, pretending to be a retard on the internet still has you looking like a retard on the internet. He has to be the most cringe-worthy deathfat on the forum. I genuinely have a hard time watching his videos.
Orlin is the more insufferable of the two. He comes off as annoying, unfunny, and lacking any wit. At least some of Nik's outbursts are funny.

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Fucking hell this video is almost an hour long. I was gonna recap this, but holy fuck. I see why recaps are virtually non-existent in this thread. Doubt he does anything new or worth mentioning in these youtube videos. I'll edit this if there's something worth watching in this video.
Chantal's Ssh-tics are better.

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Take a shot every name Nick fake cries.
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No thanks, I quite like being alive.

The video is a lot of nothing.
He shit on the bathroom floor, he and Orlin decide who will clean it. The shit is still on the floor.
Chokes on a nugget, clearing throat and out of breath for the rest of the video.
"Social Media attracts a lot of people with mental disorders. That's what social media can be, one big mental disorder." He says. Buddy, you're not wrong.
Orlin brings him a bowl of cooked greens. Nik tries to understand why he's so out of breath.
Orlin cracks an uninspired fat joke any chance he gets.
How good of fatty to not indulge in internet drama. At least he can say no to one indulgence.
More contemplating of his health. He wonders if what he's feeling is the rona. :optimistic:
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Slight talk of "intuitive eating" at the end. He talks about how he listens to his hunger drive and stops when he's full. Okay.
Very boring and tame Nikocado video overall. 2/10
 
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FearsReality said:
If nick could be slapped with a late rating, I would still not even touch him. I’d just say he’s late.
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It also looks like he's becoming a neckbeard, the only things missing are a fedora hat, Doritos, Mountain Dew, semen stains on his pants, and a figurine in a jar.

itunes said:
Wow, I feel like a laugh track would compliment this guy nicely.


Nik is probably the kind of person who thinks paying the bill removes him from any wrongdoing.


Abhorrent :cryblood: the first clip makes it seem like a miracle his dick is still attached to his body.
That second clip... there was an unfortunate time in history where doctors would test for diabetes by taste-testing patient's urine.
So what's the diagnosis, Orlin? Must be diabetic sweet to dive in for seconds like that.
Slightly ninja'd by @Uncle Warren

My thoughts on Nik are whether or not it's an act, pretending to be a retard on the internet still has you looking like a retard on the internet. He has to be the most cringe-worthy deathfat on the forum. I genuinely have a hard time watching his videos.
Orlin is the more insufferable of the two. He comes off as annoying, unfunny, and lacking any wit. At least some of Nik's outbursts are funny.


Fucking hell this video is almost an hour long. I was gonna recap this, but holy fuck. I see why recaps are virtually non-existent in this thread. Doubt he does anything new or worth mentioning in these youtube videos. I'll edit this if there's something worth watching in this video.
Chantal's Ssh-tics are better.
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Take a shot every name Nick fake cries.
 
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Havnt caught up today yet, but- id love to see a trailer trash tammy and niko vid getting married and orlin and tammys man fighting. Tbf i saw it on a comment in niks latest vid. But id Lmao. That would be great.
 
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