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That time he wanted to smack a 11 year old girl was a classic Dave moment, agreed?
Maybe he wants us to remember the time he wanted his girlfriend to be given a pill and left behind if she had a psychotic breakdown? Hmm, or maybe the time he scammed his fans by saying he was bringing back project 7? Oh I know! He wants us to remember how he used his best friends for content, views, and money!

I could seriously keep going on for about, oh, let's see... 6630 pages or so. What. A. Legacy.
 
Oh also, after beating Yak7 he started post-game. He got an invitation on his phone from Amon to come meet him at Millennium Tower, he has a challenge for you. That's one of the two post-game dungeons. His reaction?
WHERE DO I HAVE TO GO TO GET TO THE CHALLENGE DUNGEON? THE GAME DIDN'T EXPLAIN!
Remember when he begged for a thousand dollars in order to reveal a cat that he already had, and had lied about not having? And then that cat, which was supposed to be in his direct fucking words "a fun addition to the stream" got sent to the chaos realm, and only has one measly emote to his name?
Uuuuh, wrong! He ended up revealing his Lean-in Manual Cat for 2k dollars! DEBUNKED!
 
My favorite DSP moments are his streams with Kat. Especially Halloween 2018, that stream really made it obvious how Phil was just blaming detractors for his own total failure to look after his wife. That was also the stream where he got baited into reading a tip about what band was playing in the Subaru right? Good times. Really shows how much he knows his soul mate. All the streams with Kat are similarly embarrassing for both of them. As soon as she came in he was using her to get money.
 
The absolute state of Phil's piglets when getting more than 50 dollars just in tips in a stream is still reason to make them think that it's a slow day.

Goes to show how good Phil is at brainwashing his viewers. I'm pretty sure that before the vest streak, Phil used to have many streams with like 10 dollars in tips. Now, if it's not 100+, it's a slow day.

I can’t express how accurate this is and is something that’s hardly ever brought up. We need to remember back to when Phil proposed the $200 tips goal and just how absurd it was compared to what he was normally bringing in.
 
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Bonus:
Phil's face of anticipation when a man swinging ass at him

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I have been watching LSB streams and besides the toxicity Phil plays Call of Duty like a bot. He runs into the open like a Derich without using cover to protect himself,sometimes he equips a granade and cooks it for like 5 seconds running around looking for enemies and when he sees one throws it at him but of course he dies instantly because said enemy starts shooting at him and Phil has a granade in his hand(he even enters room with a granade in hand), Im no high tier COD player but granades should be thrown inside rooms before entering them to lower the enemy hp right?

He also stays right in the open instead of behind cover when he camps because he is a tard, last restream Phil is camping an area where he can be engaged from 3 different directions and he is staying in the middle IN THE OPEN just looking at those 3 areas , staring for a few seconds into one,then the other,then the other and back to the first. He also reloads after firing 10 bullets on weapons that have 40 and he doesnt hide or take cover while reloading , he either stays in the open or keeps running forward so a lot of times he gets killed while reloading, a bot is better than him, he doesn't get destroyed more often because he ragequits when he is doing bad like in street figther.

He also never does what his teams need him to do to win. There was a moment weeks ago where they were playing capture objectives and Phil instead of capturing the objective stood in a corner right next to said objective for like 2 minutes just camping. He only cares about KDA so when he wins its all about him because he has good KDA and if he loses it was because of his team because he has good KDA (and if his KDA is bad he wont show the leader board or mention it).
 
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Remember how TLOU2's lesbian kissing scene was so shocking to Phil that he hit the dashboard button out of fear, then covered his eyes? Then claimed in his review of it that the game "hurt" him, Maybe that one time he was recording a vid back in CT and you could see "Sienna West POV" in one of his tabs? How about that time he scammed his fans out of him eating skittles? Or his wife and her part-time, minimum wage "career" as he called it? How he claimed that Rambo "hurt" him with the video he and Howard made, yet he watches Rambo videos all the time on the retrospectives? The time he called Howard, a guy that was genuinely upset to see Phil lie to all the people around him, a "business associate"? That time he told a story about Sister Barrett, the hot nun that used the perfume he gave her to "get laid", making DSP the world's youngest cuck?

I 'member.
 
I have been watching LSB streams and besides the toxicity Phil plays Call of Duty like a bot. He runs into the open like a Derich without using cover to protect himself,sometimes he equips a granade and cooks it for like 5 seconds running around looking for enemies and when he sees one throws it at him but of course he dies instantly because said enemy starts shooting at him and Phil has a granade in his hand(he even enters room with a granade in hand), Im no high tier COD player but granades should be thrown inside rooms before entering them to lower the enemy hp right?

He also stays right in the open instead of behind cover when he camps because he is a tard, last restream Phil is camping an area where he can be engaged from 3 different directions and he is staying in the middle IN THE OPEN just looking at those 3 areas , staring for a few seconds into one,then the other,then the other and back to the first. He also reloads after firing 10 bullets on weapons that have 40 and he doesnt hide or take cover while reloading , he either stays in the open or keeps running forward so a lot of times he gets killed while reloading, a bot is better than him, he doesn't get destroyed more often because he ragequits when he is doing bad like in street figther.

He also never does what his teams need him to do to win. There was a moment weeks ago where they were playing capture objectives and Phil instead of capturing the objective stood in a corner right next to said objective for like 2 minutes just camping. He only cares about KDA so when he wins its all about him because he has good KDA and if he loses it was because of his team because he has good KDA (and if his KDA is bad he wont show the leader board or mention it).
My favorite moment was probably last night. He was standing inside a cruiser container, peeking the corner camping the enemy spawn. An enemy walks slowly up behind him and shoots him. Phil dies, goes "HUUUH?" He actually watches the killcam and shows the guy just casually walk up behind, phil sees this and still says "HE WASN'T THERE, HE WASN'T ON MY SCREEN DOOD."
 
Been a while since I followed El Piggo Grande.

How much is the tab for taxes this year that his pay piggies gotta cough up? Couple hundred large or he'll lose Casa De Oink?

Estimated income is roughly the same as previous years, so he'll need ~$1500-2000 for his state B&O taxes and something like $20,000ish for his federal taxes. Both numbers assume he has not paid anything toward either prior to now.
 
Estimated income is roughly the same as previous years, so he'll need ~$1500-2000 for his state B&O taxes and something like $20,000ish for his federal taxes. Both numbers assume he has not paid anything toward either prior to now.
Even with the six months of that dumbass vest streak? I'd be surprised if it's even that low.
 
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DAVE CLOUTCHASING ON TWITTER AGAIN? SAY IT AIN'T SO!

If anyone's playing bingo at home, we've hit:
Cloutchasing/rent-seeking behavior
Liquid courage in the form of gin
Phrase "children's entertainer" mentioned
Phrase "with great power comes great responsibility" mentioned
Obvious jealousy about someone making more money than he is
Telling someone else to grow up
Still having that goofy Halloween costume as his profile picture which now makes him look like an aspiring slave owner since it's so out of season
Anything I missed?
 
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