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At this point do we even have to go over the irony of Phil wagging his finger at Ninja and how he's an utter failure at just about everything he's nagging him about. I'm sure next stream he'll be puffing out his chest a lot about how Ninja is a bufoon while Phil is the mature adult that knows what he's doing, et cetera.
 
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DAVE CLOUTCHASING ON TWITTER AGAIN? SAY IT AIN'T SO!

If anyone's playing bingo at home, we've hit:
Cloutchasing/rent-seeking behavior
Liquid courage in the form of gin
Phrase "children's entertainer" mentioned
Phrase "with great power comes great responsibility" mentioned
Obvious jealousy about someone making more money than he is
Telling someone else to grow up
Still having that goofy Halloween costume as his profile picture which now makes him look like an aspiring slave owner since it's so out of season
Anything I missed?
Rules for thee but not for me.
Childless manchild talking about how children should or should not be raised.
 
Rules for thee but not for me.
Childless manchild talking about how children should or should not be raised.
Phil is concerned about how the children are raised because he may have to trap another stream viewer when Kat leaves. He needs a kid to be raised right in order to cook and clean for him.
 
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Does Ninja have songs in his streams about rape? Has Ninja said 'faggot' on his stream? Did Ninja make Nazi jokes? Does Ninja scream at his audience if they don't give him enough money? Does Ninja put things behind seemingly permanent paywalls? All of this coming from a man who is allegedly "the happiest I have ever been", Phil should tend to his garden and leave the world alone.
 
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DAVE CLOUTCHASING ON TWITTER AGAIN? SAY IT AIN'T SO!

If anyone's playing bingo at home, we've hit:
Cloutchasing/rent-seeking behavior
Liquid courage in the form of gin
Phrase "children's entertainer" mentioned
Phrase "with great power comes great responsibility" mentioned
Obvious jealousy about someone making more money than he is
Telling someone else to grow up
Still having that goofy Halloween costume as his profile picture which now makes him look like an aspiring slave owner since it's so out of season
Anything I missed?
White privilege is being able to sit on your ass all day playing video games and being a millionaire for it while other white people fix power lines during horrible storms. Which is literally what I see out my window right now. Ninja is a completely worthless to civilization white boy who has no actual job skills, just like piggie man.

Estimated income is roughly the same as previous years, so he'll need ~$1500-2000 for his state B&O taxes and something like $20,000ish for his federal taxes. Both numbers assume he has not paid anything toward either prior to now.
So the piggies gotta barf up another 20 grand for him. I don't recall, what implausible miracle saved him last year? Was it his dying parents who paid it off for him when he didn't get the cash from the piggies so he could have an excuse as to why he didn't lose the slob pen?
 
Not sure,but MizzourehLover (sp?) a long time supporter confirmed it was him but DSP had already announced his real name.
Not quite.
Steven Gillespie tipped with his apparent full name and Phil did a tipquisition before refunding the tip because the account was unverified.
Steven then apparently verified his account and told Phil that he didn't appreciate the full name drop.

Phil defended himself saying that people need to realize that he sees the name you enter when you tip, and that is what comes up in stream labs. Apparently if you let it default when you enter the tip, it pulls the info from your verified Paypal and will put your full verified name up in Streamlabs. I guess it will also do this with an unverified Paypal, unless Steven was trolling him.

He used MizoreLover as an example (but he is not the Steven Gillespie in question - he is just the whale that also tipped tonight). Mizore apparently uses his full name in his verified account, but then when he tips, specifically enters his Twitch handle in the stream labs notification. So that's what pops up, and then Phil can go to Paypal and verify that it was actually him by checking his verified information in Paypal. I guess this is what he is doing when he says he needs to 'verify a tip' - he has Paypal open in addition to stream labs and needs to switch over to it to confirm it was actually the whale in question.
He then said that it 'wasn't a big deal' to Steven because he didn't 'spell his name out'.

Phil specified he can only see three pieces of info if you are verified:
- The name connected to the account (and presumably the credit card)
- Your email address
- The type of credit card you used
And nothing else.

This does confirm, however, that if you verify your account, Phil can see the full name connected to your credit card. So he probably knows the legal names of all his whales. And has their email addresses...
 
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DAVE CLOUTCHASING ON TWITTER AGAIN? SAY IT AIN'T SO!

If anyone's playing bingo at home, we've hit:
Cloutchasing/rent-seeking behavior
Liquid courage in the form of gin
Phrase "children's entertainer" mentioned
Phrase "with great power comes great responsibility" mentioned
Obvious jealousy about someone making more money than he is
Telling someone else to grow up
Still having that goofy Halloween costume as his profile picture which now makes him look like an aspiring slave owner since it's so out of season
Anything I missed?
He really had to throw in the (and money) in there, huh
Also, the fact that Dave constantly has to compare himself to the titan that is Ninja is a pretty good clue as to how profitable his Twitch streams actually are
 
"If someone went on my stream and said racist shit I would tell you why it's wrong"
My sides are still hurting from laughing at that statement, didn't someone do exactly that several days ago and you went on a full unhinged rant at your stupid fucking audience and started LiMBing them and ignored what they warned you about? Zero self-awareness.
 
"If someone went on my stream and said racist shit I would tell you why it's wrong"
Not to mention that every time he hears himself say something racist during his Retrospectives, he just laughs and says "Can't say that anymore!" without explaining why it was wrong, how he learned from it, etcetera.
 
Is he really ranting about Ninja? WTF? I just joined stream for a few mins and he said Ninja doenst have any sense, and thats what he signed on. WTF. This idiot is delusional.
He started the rant by saying he agrees with Ninja that parents are responsible for teaching their kids.
He transitioned to shitting on Ninja saying that he had a responsibility to teach his audience. This transition was as clunky as it sounds.
He concluded that rant by defending himself, saying that if someone came into his chat saying racist shit, he would definitely point out why they were wrong, and what was wrong with being racism.

Just a few days ago he yelled at the people in his chat for telling him to ban someone making racist comments, admonishing them for giving the guy attention.

This rant is one of the most hypocritical turds of delusion he has ever spewed.

Also, a new word for the Phil words thread: Toleration.

The water break has returned tonight. Phil scrambled to go get water at the halfway mark... saying he would read shoutouts when he gets back. We're now using water breaks to stall and hide money. Insane. And yet... he hasn't been on his phone. Water breaks come back... phone goes away... hmm...

EDIT: Yikes. Someone asked him why he doesn't educate Derich that his Twitter behaviour isn't okay. Phil is explaining that it isn't his job to police his audience.
Phil banned the guy for harassing Derich. Just about lost his mind when he went in on him.
Remember, just a few days ago, Phil said that people shouldn't get offended by facts. Like Derich being a creeper on Twitter, for example.
 
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So somebody said in has chat "If Ninja is responsible for his viewers then DSP should be responsible for what Derich does on tweeter" (or something close to that, if somebody could upload a clip of that). Daves reponse to that was "it's not the samething, your comparing apples to oranges..." Like wtf is that response, I can never comprehend his thought process.
 
So somebody said in has chat "If Ninja is responsible for his viewers then DSP should be responsible for what Derich does on tweeter" (or something close to that, if somebody could upload a clip of that). Daves reponse to that was "it's not the samething, your comparing apples to oranges..." Like wtf is that response, I can never comprehend his thought process.

Phil now gives derich the OK to continue being sexual to 13yr olds and banned the guy who asked the question lmao
 
Speaking of Derich, let me remind you guys of yet another success story of Dave's surrogate parenting.
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