Cosplay Momokun / Momokun Cosplay / Mariah Mallad / M3rkat / Meeka / "Moomoo" / "Thicc Samus" - Body Positive Islamic Fake Nerd Girl Cosplayer, Convention Creep, Ass + Tiddy Groper

[LoveYouLongTime]

I think she just wants his dick. I'm getting simp vibes from this. Or it's part of some scheme for Momokunt to redeem herself.

In Moo's defense, she has been outspoken about Lori being crazy and trying to help Kevin for a long time now. Which is fucking wild that she almost sounds reasonable, but the bar is set pretty low.

A few people have pointed this out but it's pretty telling when Moo pegs someone else as being crazy.

 

[Pina Colada]

Spoiler: Blubberfly thong

Note how Moo's asshole is erased in the third pic.

Spoiler: Oh, you're big all right- just horizontally.

Spoiler: A tacky titanic

 

[Angel Dust]

Moo's been photoshopping her asshole out for years now. Why is anyone's guess. She looks extra ghoul like in the last pic

 

[Marche]

Spoiler: Blubberfly thong

Note how Moo's asshole is erased in the third pic.
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Spoiler: Oh, you're big all right- just horizontally.

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Spoiler: A tacky titanic

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really really really milking the fuck out of that Melony wig

 

[Balanced Boomer]

Moo's been photoshopping her asshole out for years now.

She didn't do a very good job. It's pink-socking out from where her mouth used to be.

 

[Fully Eshay Skits Bruh v2]

Spoiler: Oh, you're big all right- just horizontally.

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More like you noticed that people were jumping on the bandwagon so you've decided to jump in and get some scrap of cash from simps.[/spoiler]

 

[christie]

why's she always looking like she's about to sneeze?

the ripples on her legs are so weird. they're like chunky baby legs, minus all the cuteness. speaking of which, i now realize her head, hands, and feet are all comically tiny in comparison with the rest of her body.

 

[LoveYouLongTime]

The only reason Moo cares about the RE8 big tittied villain after her initial scoff is because the internet is simping over the character.

 

[Hewwo Kitty]

Spoiler: Blubberfly thong

Note how Moo's asshole is erased in the third pic.
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I unintentionally zoomed in on her foot trying to look at her leg and it made me think. Is it possible she's getting the diabeetus? Her toes look like they want help. Its like the nails are gonna just fall off.
Her knee looks dislocated too with how she shooped it

Spoiler: Beetus toes

 

[George Floyd Sneed]

i think often times people get too caught up on their looks and forget that those surgical procedures are, well.. surgical. they're just eager to show off their new body parts and don't know/care enough about the physiology of the healing process. no matter how skilled a surgeon is or how refined the surgical procedure and filler/implants become, your body's natural response is still going to be "ew wtf is this, get it out" when you stuff and inject foreign objects into it (even if they're naturally found in the body).

with that being said, whoever has girls that look like momo coming into their office asking for filler and says "sure, have a seat"-- you suck. i just hope she doesn't start looking into permanent fillers if she gets tired of going back in to have her lips inflated. then she's really going to fuck her face up.

She goes to plastic surgeons in Las Vegas and throws a lot of money around. She will find some quack who will say yes every time.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

The only reason Moo cares about the RE8 big tittied villain after her initial scoff is because the internet is simping over the character.

In before the "My dudes I've always been a resi fan since possom city" debacle.

 

[Brittnay Matthews]

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I'm sorry what?
After cosplaying every popular over-sexualized character from children to milf to creating a cow hentai oc, you find a tall lady with big boobs from a horror game gross?!? The only clip there is of her is where she stabs the player and it's like 10s long. Why is THAT gross for her???

 

[Owlflaps]

The only reason Moo cares about the RE8 big tittied villain after her initial scoff is because the internet is simping over the character.

Moo also has this fixation with cosplaying milf characters. Melony from Pokemon, Beatrice from Umineko, etc. Her brand is to cosplay thick characters. Except she's inherited all the trash and none of the class. I can already imagine all the ways she can fuck up this cosplay, even without her flashing her bits at the camera.

 

[Hank Scorpio]

Moo also has this fixation with cosplaying milf characters. Melony from Pokemon, Beatrice from Umineko, etc. Her brand is to cosplay thick characters. Except she's inherited all the trash and none of the class. I can already imagine all the ways she can fuck up this cosplay, even without her flashing her bits at the camera.

I mean, let's be real, just the fact that she (the character) has more of an hourglass like figure than anything else already makes Moo fuck it up. On top of, you know, able to remotely emote anything other than plastic doll bimbo.

 

[Owlflaps]

I mean, let's be real, just the fact that she (the character) has more of an hourglass like figure than anything else already makes Moo fuck it up. On top of, you know, able to remotely emote anything other than plastic doll bimbo.

I already know that she's going to fuck up her body, even with all those shapers she likes to squeeze herself into. I was thinking more along the lines of ill fitting clothes, shitty wigs, extremely bad makeup, and the like. The villainess also seems to carry herself in a way that Moo never could. She tries to act like a classy lady, but Moo is more like the worn out strippers in the red light district in Vegas.

 

[Madolche]

Spoiler: Blubberfly thong

Note how Moo's asshole is erased in the third pic.
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Spoiler: Oh, you're big all right- just horizontally.

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Spoiler: A tacky titanic

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Crazy how she tries desperately to smooth/edit her stomach to be as flat and perfect as possible but her inner thighs near her groin area look like curdled milk. It's super unflattering. She couldn't even bother smoothing them like she does everything else? Very on brand for her to half ass it as always.

 

[The Husbando Collector]

Spoiler: Blubberfly thong

Note how Moo's asshole is erased in the third pic.
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Spoiler: A tacky titanic

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Is the bubberfly thong this decade's equivalent of the butterfly tramp stamp? Because the only people I've seen sporting it are trashy skanks. Also moo trying to cosplay lady dimitrescu is gonna end as well as sticking your dick in a meat grinder. Just cause you have saggy large tits doesn't mean its a good idea. Moo would have an easier time dressing up as the molded than the big tiddy 10 ft tall vampire milf.

 

[Balthier]

Spoiler: Blubberfly thong

Note how Moo's asshole is erased in the third pic.
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Spoiler: Oh, you're big all right- just horizontally.

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Spoiler: A tacky titanic

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Looking at these just reinforces how full of shit she is about wanting to do "real porn". This bitch slaps on a wig and a bikini, stands in a kitchen and BAM. Makes a confusingly large amount of money for it. She doesn't even have to shower since her greasy mop is covered. And she doesn't have to keep her body in shape because it gets photoshopped into oblivion. This is literally the easiest "career" someone could have while making that much money. She literally never has to leave her home. For someone lazy like Moo it's a dream come true.

It's been said before but if she ever did attempt "real" porn, my guess is she'd finish one job then say it's "not for her". Which would really mean that it was too much work compared to what she normally shits out.

 

[George Floyd Sneed]

Looking at these just reinforces how full of shit she is about wanting to do "real porn". This bitch slaps on a wig and a bikini, stands in a kitchen and BAM. Makes a confusingly large amount of money for it. She doesn't even have to shower since her greasy mop is covered. And she doesn't have to keep her body in shape because it gets photoshopped into oblivion. This is literally the easiest "career" someone could have while making that much money. She literally never has to leave her home. For someone lazy like Moo it's a dream come true.

It's been said before but if she ever did attempt "real" porn, my guess is she'd finish one job then say it's "not for her". Which would really mean that it was too much work compared to what she normally shits out.

It was only meant to string simps along who want her to make more hardcore porno. The slippery slope of thottery gets paypigs mad when their favorite waifus don’t slide down as quickly as they’d like. Remember how she spent years teasing her awful nipples? Now they’re out on every shoot. Her paypiggies were expecting regular hardcore videos with her teasing about anal next. Pondering about studio porn conjures up all of that for her coomers. Otherwise if she just goes back exclusively to lewds and nudes, she’s going to start losing her fans. Then how will she finance her next round of cool sculpting and fillers?

 

[For The Internet]

As soon as that Village shit dropped I knew - knew in my bones - that she would throw together a lazy costhot cosplay for it. Not because she's a Resident Evil fan, not because she's even a gamer in general (she's proven 1000 times over she doesn't really play video games), but because the internet is, for some reason, losing their mind over this shit.

I saw cosplays thrown together in mere hours of everything dropping of various degrees of quality, but was certain that when she discovered the characters hers would be the laziest and most inaccurate of them all.