Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

[Cool Spot]

Many things have been raising red flags here lately...the state of the animals and the barn, Wedge grooming likely teenagers with sissy hypno shit, Kevin talking about cartoon 9 year olds fucking adults...its been a couple days.

 

[Chewing Character]

Many things have been raising red flags here lately...the state of the animals and the barn, Wedge grooming likely teenagers with sissy hypno shit, Kevin talking about cartoon 9 year olds fucking adults...its been a couple days.

Him just straight up admitting that he is using sissy hypno to convince people to transition made me lose hope that there was remaining sanity amongst Twitter trannies. They're just saying the quiet part out loud at this point.

 

[Internet's Boyfriend]

How he reads that as Vanellope fucking her adult best friend and new role model is very much disturbing.

Kevin, much like every other weirdo who spends 100% of their time online, doesn't understand how real human interactions work.

I mean, has Kevin ever talked about someone he's just friends with? It's only ever talk about 'Mistress' and weird horny tweets to randos, or bitching about TERFs or whoever he thinks the enemy is.

 

[Los Lobos]

Since the orc has come up and I have the pics already (for the Tranny Sideshow thread).

Spoiler: Orc panties!

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I may be in minority here, but I find that look kinda cool

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

I may be in minority here, but I find that look kinda cool

Whatever rocks your boat, but just out of curiosity: what exactly do you find kinda cool?

 

[Los Lobos]

Whatever rocks your boat, but just out of curiosity: what exactly do you find kinda cool?

Face modification and those tatooes... but mainly "horns"

 

[BallBuster]

Face modification and those tatooes... but mainly "horns"

i got no problem with body modifications. Piercings and ink are fine (in moderation). It’s a way to express yourself and I dig that.
Extreme body modifications like horns under your skin, elf ear surgery, and anything of that sort is just not normal. These people have some deep rooted issues that they need to tackle but would rather bottle them up and install horns on their fucking head.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

They're just saying the quiet part out loud at this point.

Haven't they always done that?

 

[yeah poster]

I think Orc Guy is more palatable than Kevin because he's out of the uncanny valley - he just looks so batshit insane and weird that your brain goes "ah yes, a freak" and moves on.

Kevin, on the other hand, is a weird mishmash of different signals - slightly feminised fat distribution but not enough to hide the male bone structure, weird doughy face and body, long hair and stuffed bra, dead eyes, ill-fitting women's clothes - that your body doesn't know what box to put him in. He's visibly male, but there's enough common "female" signifiers (even it it's mostly just hair and clothes) in there, along with the sociopath eyes and generally lumpy body, that it hits that sweet spot of "like me but not like me", right at the bottom of the uncanny valley.

It looks like Kevin has some things to say about the uncanny valley, too.

tweet | archive
>immune to the uncanny valley
Nigger you are the uncanny valley.

 

[Chapstick4Lyfe]

The uncanny valley does not bother Kevin

https://twitter.com/TransSalamander/status/1353965999242895360(Archive)

I found this statement interesting and wondered if it related to autism and, apparently, it does. In this study, children with ASD did not experience the uncanny valley effect.

I feel like this makes the troon inability to recognize how visually off-putting they are make sense. For the longest time I wondered how they didn't realize how gross they look. Like, are they all visually impaired? Is it some kind of reverse body dysmorphia where they see themselves as hot? Is it just cope and denial? No, it could be the fact that the uncanny valley effect does not register in the minds of these deluded autists.

 

[Shield Breaker]

TL;DR Kevin's crotch is closing, the town hates the Tranch, & Twitter is slowly turning against Kevryn.

I am disappointed you missed the opportunity to say the walls are closing in, literally and figuratively.

 

[Hell yeah dude]

I'm sure it's a great idea bonnie

 

[The Rockafire Explosion]

Kevin, much like every other weirdo who spends 100% of their time online, doesn't understand how real human interactions work.

I mean, has Kevin ever talked about someone he's just friends with? It's only ever talk about 'Mistress' and weird horny tweets to randos, or bitching about TERFs or whoever he thinks the enemy is.

I might show my age here, but Kev and Twitter troons like him always remind me of the early 2000s Livejournal days. There were some weird fucking people on there and they got into some weird little communities (the Final Fantasy House started via Livejournal soulbonding communities, if I recall). However, Livejournal was just the embryo of social media in Web 1.0, before high speed internet and smartphones let people stay online all the time, so most people, if they even knew about Livejournal, would just peek in on these groups, say "yeah that's fucking weird" and then go about their day. Now you have Twitter, Facebook and all the rest that lets these weirdos, who were previously contained in their little bubbles, LARP their fantasies 24-7 in front of the whole world on a massive platform, groom impressionable kids who also spend too much time online, and wield an outsize amount of power on the media. Just saying words like 'tranny' will get you cancelled by the mob, if not outright banned from their platforms. They still have those self-contained bubbles, now they're just called safe spaces, and Allah forbid you disrespect them.

He's previously said he'd block underage followers
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Why the fuck would he block an underage follower when he could just privatize his whole gross account? Something something visibility, trans rights are human rights? We all know you just want to make everyone validate the AmHole, Kev.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

I'm sure it's a great idea bonnie

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Good, now their families and friends can laugh at El Rancho de los Maricones Inútiles.

 

[Great Monkey King]

I’ve seen the two movies while watching kids, and it’s extra gross and hilarious because the plot is shoved at you so hard they basically have a heart to heart spelling it out. A toddler could understand it. The movie is very clearly about friendships growing distant and how even if you live away from a friend and have different interests they will always be special to you. That’s it.

These are people that have such a skewed/pornified view of other people and relationships that they cannot comprehend platonic friendship. Every relationship is sexual and any affection between two people also must have a sexual component.

 

[the khat quaffer]

The uncanny valley does not bother Kevin
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https://twitter.com/TransSalamander/status/1353965999242895360(Archive)

I found this statement interesting and wondered if it related to autism and, apparently, it does. In this study, children with ASD did not experience the uncanny valley effect.

I feel like this makes the troon inability to recognize how visually off-putting they are make sense. For the longest time I wondered how they didn't realize how gross they look. Like, are they all visually impaired? Is it some kind of reverse body dysmorphia where they see themselves as hot? Is it just cope and denial? No, it could be the fact that the uncanny valley effect does not register in the minds of these deluded autists.

That guy's fucking retarded. Tarkin is quite obviously CGI even in that still image.




The filmmakers did have the common sense not to put Tarkin's face next to a real human's so as to help with the illusion, and it is a pretty good job, but that's definitely CGI.

 

[candle tiger]

Rate me late, but I've genuinely never been as disturbed by Kev as I was just now reading that he interprets Ralph and Vanillope's relationship to be sexual. For all his coomerisms, I always just found Kev to be some hideous pitiful wreck I could laugh at and go about my day. It's like watching a detoothed bear in a circus cage, you know he's harmless. Now, I'm feeling... disturbed. He's genuinely never given me pedo vibes before, but how else can you explain him seeing a 9 year old cartoon kid's relationship with her father figure as anything but platonic and familial? It's just disgusting.

 

[CheesyBoy]

The uncanny valley does not bother Kevin
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Slightly off topic, but how the fuck did this person not know that Peter Cushing was dead? Like, he was already pretty old in a New Hope, and that was forty years before Rogue One. Surely they should have realized that isn't the same actor, since he would be either dead or significantly older.

 

[glass_houses]

Slightly off topic, but how the fuck did this person not know that Peter Cushing was dead? Like, he was already pretty old in a New Hope, and that was forty years before Rogue One. Surely they should have realized that isn't the same actor, since he would be either dead or significantly older.

You're applying common sense and logic to a Kevin Gibes orbiter. I hope you realise this.

 

[the khat quaffer]

Rate me late, but I've genuinely never been as disturbed by Kev as I was just now reading that he interprets Ralph and Vanillope's relationship to be sexual. For all his coomerisms, I always just found Kev to be some hideous pitiful wreck I could laugh at and go about my day. It's like watching a detoothed bear in a circus cage, you know he's harmless. Now, I'm feeling... disturbed. He's genuinely never given me pedo vibes before, but how else can you explain him seeing a 9 year old cartoon kid's relationship with her father figure as anything but platonic and familial? It's just disgusting.

Please, these fucks probably view the Teletubbies as some hypersexual polyamory gangbang cult. They probably fantasize about Big Bird being in a gay 3-way relationship with Kermit and The Count. "Vun! Two! Two cocks! Ah-hah-hah..."