I can think of a few names for Louie's big tiddie jungle cat fagsona...
A: Asshole or Ass-wipe
D: Dumbass and Dip Shit
L: Lard-ass and Lies-Like-a-Dog (it's a Native American name)
T: Tard-o the Tiddy Tiger
"Yinz guiz! I hate to ask, but I need help again! My transphobic TERF Nazi mother stuck me with her house when she died and I can't afford the property taxes on it! Also the water heater and furnace have gone out because my mother wanted me to suffer after she was gone! And I can't sell it because she made me promise not to and I can't get a job because I'm a disabled trans girl in a transphobic community! I'm literally crying and shaking and I really need help raising $15000 to pay the taxes and fixing the problems with my house. Also tomatoes and lettuce. Please? Pretty please?"
Thank the Maker Louie will never have children. However, I doubt he would worry nearly as much about the name of his own kids as he does about his stupid furfag name.