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So, I don't know much about stocks, but did Reddit really cost investment firms billions of dollars by meming up Gamestop's price?
 
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The aptly named hedge fund Melvin Capital Management had to be bailed out today partially because of the GME play:


But the best part is just hearing the sweet boomer tears over it

 
The aptly named hedge fund Melvin Capital Management had to be bailed out today partially because of the GME play:


But the best part is just hearing the sweet boomer tears over it

lol fuck boomers. Milk them dry.
 
The aptly named hedge fund Melvin Capital Management had to be bailed out today partially because of the GME play:


But the best part is just hearing the sweet boomer tears over it

Boomer tears are fucking lies because MELVIN has been illegally naked shorting for MONTHS. If the SEC investigates anything it should be who kept GME on the failure to deliver list for longer than any other company in history.
 
There's even a GME thread on Bogleheads now. It's funny to watch the boomers tut-tutting about WSB's use of "autist" and "retard". Wait until they find out what FD stands for. Watching the little guy get to catch a hedge fund swimming naked has been something to behold, semper fi to all who participated. I still think the shorts are going to win in the end but I've been wrong about lots of these things before.
 
There's even a GME thread on Bogleheads now. It's funny to watch the boomers tut-tutting about WSB's use of "autist" and "retard". Wait until they find out what FD stands for. Watching the little guy get to catch a hedge fund swimming naked has been something to behold, semper fi to all who participated. I still think the shorts are going to win in the end but I've been wrong about lots of these things before.

Eventually the hedge funds will adapt and crush the little guy, but until then, bleed them for all they got.

I've been day trading on the dips and spikes and collecting some change off of the chaos. I'm too nervous to commit to a long play on GME anymore because this shit is fucking unreal, I have no idea what will happen the next day.
 
Stock market has no reason. It is a free gambling platform.

Edit: $162 off trade.
 
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GME better issue a million shares for tendies. They are gonna come out of this like kings on the backs of autist life savings.
 
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Jesus fucking christ, I was explaining this shitshow to a friend and over a span of 2 mintutes GME went from 214.95 to 225. There won't be any tears, there'll be rectal bleeding and dry heaving when it comes to pay.
 
This is fucking hilarious. I've spent whole day just reading boomer screeds and massive reddit threads composed 80% of 'i like this stock'.
I haven't laughed this hard in years, my lungs are on the verge of collapsing. The /biz/posters are god-tier right now. Boomers are losing billions while /biz/posters are making billions on autismbux.
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It's over. Wsb has won. GME is going to $1000.

Speaking of which $gme now trading $200 off market hours.

Oh my god I need to know when I can short this shit lol.

Never. Gamestop will be worth more than Amazon in two days. It will be worth a billion a share by next year.

It will never go back down. NEVER.

All for the tendies, brothers.
 
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