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[Woke Blue Muttlema]

The Chroma Key story continues.

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Lemme be clear. People working on media don't call it often chroma key, is just common practice to call it green screen amongst normies because chroma key is a term most normies, especially fifth graders, are not familiar with. It is the correct term, but way of being a know-it-all.
If I can make any lectures is that Quinton was lowkey bragging about his dad working on tv. For how much he powerlevels about homemade film school I think is fair to assume he did this a lot.
Teachers can be dicks, but also is not a good move to reduce yourself to the level of your students in front of them. Children will eat you alive.

 

[Chilson]

24 year old who makes a living talking about cartoons and spending unreasonable amounts of money on merch aimed at children shocks the world by revealing that he, in fact, wasn't very popular back in fifth grade. Even more surprising is the fact he never got over it.

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What a faggot

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

24 year old who makes a living talking about cartoons and spending unreasonable amounts of money on merch aimed at children shocks the world by revealing that he, in fact, wasn't very popular back in fifth grade. Even more surprising is the fact he never got over it.

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When Al Bundy ponders about how he could have been the homecoming king who scored 16 TD’s a game, he used to be considered a failure because he married Peg by giving him two children and a dog who are more boneheaded than him.

When Quinton does this, it makes one question how a Commentary Channel can do something like this while wondering why he never could grasp that Lindsay Ellis is just not interested in him.

 

[Tonberry]

If I can make any lectures is that Quinton was lowkey bragging about his dad working on tv. For how much he powerlevels about homemade film school I think is fair to assume he did this a lot.
Teachers can be dicks, but also is not a good move to reduce yourself to the level of your students in front of them. Children will eat you alive.

Quinton clearly meant to make himself the victim of the story, but Lil' Q sounds like the obnoxious smug know-it-all kinda kid everyone hates. You know, just like grown-up Q.

I'm pretty sure Mr. Fielding would just sit back and laugh his ass off whenever the other kids started making fun of the chroma key dork, god knows that's what I'd have done.

 

[Dr George Whitebread]

24 year old who makes a living talking about cartoons and spending unreasonable amounts of money on merch aimed at children shocks the world by revealing that he, in fact, wasn't very popular back in fifth grade. Even more surprising is the fact he never got over it.

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Oh he was one of THOSE kids. Bet he wanted to teach the class too.

 

[Woke Blue Muttlema]

Oh he was one of THOSE kids. Bet he wanted to teach the class too.

Bet he survived that bullying by telling himself he was going to be in Hollywood by now.

 

[Sm0kINHaZefEEliNBlaZEd]

When Al Bundy ponders about how he could have been the homecoming king who scored 16 TD’s a game, he used to be considered a failure because he married Peg by giving him two children and a dog who are more boneheaded than him.

When Quinton does this, it makes one question how a Commentary Channel can do something like this while wondering why he never could grasp that Lindsay Ellis is just not interested in him.

Al Bundy is Jesus Fucking Christ incarnate when compared to Quinton. Al has a wife and two kids, a real job and ruminates over his high school years. Quinton on the other hand thirsts over traps and 40 year old barren cat ladies, has no job and cannot get over the 5th grade. And seeing as both are considered failures in their own era, it's disconcerting to see how far society has fallen in so few years.

 

[DogZero]

Personally, I don't think it's ever a good idea if you want to be viewed as trustworthy and it's kind of a really gay thing to do even if the other person did it first. Like, people having to worry about everything they've ever said to you becoming public knowledge if they ever get on your bad side is repellant to anyone who isn't a moron. I mean, I sure wouldn't want to be friends with and discuss anything private with someone who has been known to leak DM's.

All of these people are scumfucks though, so there's really no reason for Quinton not to do it except fear and/or not actually having anything.

really looking forward to the new beige video. his old one is very informative if a bit sympathetic, however that just makes it better to show to newcomers.
The idea that quinton is some sex pest is laughable, he is a social parasite, that should be obvious from his discord. He wanted a half mom half friend from lindsey. It’s why he hasn’t released the rest of the DMs.

also- bork bork bork

 

[protomartyr]

Bet he survived that bullying by telling himself he was going to be in Hollywood by now.

The fact that he’s not got a media career is actually kind of incredible, given that he clearly wants one and has at least some connections.

 

[starborn427614]

The fact that he’s not got a media career is actually kind of incredible, given that he clearly wants one and has at least some connections.

It's kind of pretentious to say, but it's not enough to have hope. You've got to have the will and the balls to put yourself out there and I don't think he's at that point yet. Maybe he never will be.

 

[CreamyHerman’s]

Oh he was one of THOSE kids. Bet he wanted to teach the class too.

The bullies didn’t slam his head into his desk hard enough

 

[Glade Candles]

The bullies didn’t slam his head into his desk hard enough

"These fucking PSYCHOPATHS wish I was bullied more than I already was (which was a lot...)" - Quinton after his parasites show him that.

 

[RazorBackBacon]

24 year old who makes a living talking about cartoons and spending unreasonable amounts of money on merch aimed at children shocks the world by revealing that he, in fact, wasn't very popular back in fifth grade. Even more surprising is the fact he never got over it.

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Lots of people had it rough in 5th grade. Most of us get over it by the time we turn 20.

Quinton clearly meant to make himself the victim of the story, but Lil' Q sounds like the obnoxious smug know-it-all kinda kid everyone hates. You know, just like grown-up Q.

I'm pretty sure Mr. Fielding would just sit back and laugh his ass off whenever the other kids started making fun of the chroma key dork, god knows that's what I'd have done.

I can hear it in my head: "Uh, acktually Mr. Fielding, it's not a green screen, it's a chroma key! I know because my dad works in tv!"

Salute to Mr. Fielding for not just punting the little twerp.

You think Quinton had the Neanderthal brow in 5th grade? I like to believe he did.

 

[General Tug Boat]

24 year old who makes a living talking about cartoons and spending unreasonable amounts of money on merch aimed at children shocks the world by revealing that he, in fact, wasn't very popular back in fifth grade. Even more surprising is the fact he never got over it.

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Guess Q is ghost writing for his new book, "Diary of a lumpy kid."

Some how I feel the drawings are going to be even worse than in the source material.

 

[protomartyr]

It's kind of pretentious to say, but it's not enough to have hope. You've got to have the will and the balls to put yourself out there and I don't think he's at that point yet. Maybe he never will be.

He’d never be a compelling on-air personality or anything but if you have family in the media and can tie your own shoes you should at least have a low-level job behind the camera, even if just as a runner or something.

 

[Retrodogkiller]

He’d never be a compelling on-air personality or anything but if you have family in the media and can tie your own shoes you should at least have a low-level job behind the camera, even if just as a runner or something.

I don't think Quinton has the physical, social or technical prowess to do behind the camera work either. He could probably make rough edits but that's about it. Even assistants are highly skilled people.

 

[Uzumaki]

24 year old who makes a living talking about cartoons and spending unreasonable amounts of money on merch aimed at children shocks the world by revealing that he, in fact, wasn't very popular back in fifth grade. Even more surprising is the fact he never got over it.

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"I hate it when teachers are chill and don't let me wield them like a sword when I come tattling about petty bullshit"

 

[El Sátiro Sordo]

The Chroma Key story continues.
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Lemme be clear. People working on media don't call it often chroma key, is just common practice to call it green screen amongst normies because chroma key is a term most normies, especially fifth graders, are not familiar with. It is the correct term, but way of being a know-it-all.
If I can make any lectures is that Quinton was lowkey bragging about his dad working on tv. For how much he powerlevels about homemade film school I think is fair to assume he did this a lot.
Teachers can be dicks, but also is not a good move to reduce yourself to the level of your students in front of them. Children will eat you alive.

Sam Hyde was right about bullying.

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

SLB Productions talks about Quinton.

 

[protomartyr]

I don't think Quinton has the physical, social or technical prowess to do behind the camera work either. He could probably make rough edits but that's about it. Even assistants are highly skilled people.

Not to take anything away from people who work in media, there’s a huge amount of technical knowledge, work ethic and innate artistic talent behind everything from local news broadcasts to prestige dramas, but even Quinton could manage some of those roles. I lived with a guy who worked on British TV while I was at university and he was constantly stoned, practically monosyllabic and seemed to have an IQ around room temperature (keep in mind we use celsius). I can only think the thing keeping him s from taking a job like that is work ethic.

Slight power level but one of the things that makes Q compelling to me is that I see a lot of younger me in him, especially in terms of the social anxiety, lack of self-worth and inability or unwillingness to improve himself. But even I, at my lowest point, was able to go and do an office job. I was incredibly skittish and didn’t talk to anyone for about four months but it is doable. He chose not to, presumably because he had the luxury to do so which I didn’t.