/r/wsb autists taking on a wallstreet hedgefund. Elon musk involved as always / wallstreetbets / gamestop - Gamergate 2: financial boogaloo

[Michael_Jordan_Peterson]

whats needed to ensure this hedge fund loses its money? Gamestop stock not returning to its original low price and them being forced to close it out? Or did they already do that

 

[Jimjamflimflam]

Moon>Mars
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Kinoplex Robert?! How long have you been on the moon?

 

[X Prime]

whats needed to ensure this hedge fund loses its money? Gamestop stock not returning to its original low price and them being forced to close it out? Or did they already do that

Holding at this kind of price or going higher when Friday rolls around.

 

[I'd abeeb bear]

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Pack it in guys. The krassenstein has spoken.

What it means is that they will now force out any "retail investors" by making the bar to entry so impossibly high that only the rich can play the get richer game. There are people on Twitter that have already suggested only being able to trade stocks physically at Wallstreet. Imagine.

 

[Desktop User2]

whats needed to ensure this hedge fund loses its money? Gamestop stock not returning to its original low price and them being forced to close it out? Or did they already do that

The options are due already aren´t they?

 

[LurkTrawl]

They pumped BBW because of the stock ticker, lol.

You might want to work on that phrasing...

 

[Salubrious]

Hahahhaha they still found a way to blame trump for it

This article proves that TDS won't go away for a long long time.

Anything that even remotely goes against the narrative? Inspired by Trump.

Fighting against the elites? Inspired by Trump.

People beating hedge funds for millions of dollars? Inspired by Trump.

Lesbians not having sex with ladydicks? Inspired by Trump.

Not pledging allegance to CRT? Inspired by Trump.

 

[Arm Pit Cream]

Gamestonk

 

[Andy Bandy Man]

I'm going to keep plugging Elon as the Asperger-king until something better comes along.

I think his ventures are all kinda dumb, but the landscape of imagination is so bankrupt right now, dumb is better then what we got.

 

[captkrisma]

People aren't seeing the forest from the trees here. The rest of the market took a sizable shit today, and it seems only memes made it out unscathed.

 

[I'd abeeb bear]

I'm going to keep plugging Elon as the Asperger-king until something better comes along.

I think his ventures are all kinda dumb, but the landscape of imagination is so bankrupt right now, dumb is better then what we got.

His high profile, mild /pol/ spergery is enough to keep him entertaining. That, and the fact that the IFLS crowd had to denounce him after years of dickriding, leaving only Black Science Man for their altars.

 

[Desktop User2]

Bloomberg presenters are having a laugh tho,

 

[Fake News Anchor]

People aren't seeing the forest from the trees here. The rest of the market took a sizable shit today, and it seems only memes made it out unscathed.

Doesn't matter if my portfolio is nose diving, I'm just glad this is gonna force the Democrats to either let Wall Street eat shit (fat chance of that) or bail them out and get leftists to start an intraparty civil war during Biden's first month in office.

 

[Captain Ahab]

Well, Roubini predicts a crash every year, but he damn sure didn´t predict the great Reddit bubble.

He’s too old. The age of boomers is over. The time of autists has come.

 

[Lou Tenant]

I hope this won't be the over early, the salt from the Wall St. snobs tastes delicious.

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

PLEASE tell me there have been suicides over this.

 

[Andy Bandy Man]

People aren't seeing the forest from the trees here. The rest of the market took a sizable shit today, and it seems only memes made it out unscathed.

They need only look at the bottom of their screen. It was so red while that one guy was talking.

PLEASE tell me there have been suicides over this.

Melvin might be feeling suicidal depending on who's money he was playing with here.

 

[Melkor]

It all comes down to whether or not they stop before they fuck up the stock market, I guess.

 

[Gunty King]

Behind the scenes look.

 

[Captain Ahab]

People aren't seeing the forest from the trees here. The rest of the market took a sizable shit today, and it seems only memes made it out unscathed.

Let is burn to ashes.