/r/wsb autists taking on a wallstreet hedgefund. Elon musk involved as always / wallstreetbets / gamestop - Gamergate 2: financial boogaloo

[Ponchik]

It makes sense when you find out he hated how it was used in war, lost his brother to an accidental explosion in the lab, and just wanted to help miners.

even if he hated how it was used it's fucking hilarious that they named it after him anyway

 

[The Richard Gere Museum]

So, from what I understand, tomorrow everyone is going to call day traders and demand to buy into Battletoads? No, no, I'm aware of how much of an ass I look like now. I'll see myself out, thank you.

 

[Weird Ages]

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I'm sure by tomorrow they'll have managed to explain him what a "Gamestop" is.

 

[the fall of man]

"The economy is going to crash on friday, and we don't know why yet"
Big if true.


It makes sense when you find out he hated how it was used in war, lost his brother to an accidental explosion in the lab, and just wanted to help miners.

The effect of hundreds of retards climbing over each other for the exits without even knowing how an options contract expires is not to be missed. These are wondrous times we live in.

 

[byuu]

i'll never get over the nobel "peace" prize being named after the man who invented dynamite

Dynamite (which is not the same as TNT) actually has very little military use and is used mostly for mining, demolitions, etc..

 

[WinchesterPremium]

even if he hated how it was used it's fucking hilarious that they named it after him anyway

He made it himself and named it after himself
Like google it bro

 

[HumanHive]

even if he hated how it was used it's fucking hilarious that they named it after him anyway

He named it. He left his vast blood money fortune to the Nobel Prize so that it could be used for a greater good.

 

[Ass Dan]

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Maybe the puppets they used to explain complex things to Trump are still lying around somewhere

 

[Fake News Anchor]

I'm sure by tomorrow they'll have managed to explain him what a "Gamestop" is.

So tell me more about this, what was it again? Gamer girl bathwater?

 

[Creep3r]

Dare I say Based and Redditpilled?

 

[Ponchik]

He named it. He left his vast blood money fortune to the Nobel Prize so that it could be used for a greater good.

damn i can't even find a conclusive dynamite death toll, the nobel prize itself is still completely meaningless regardless so i guess he got cucked either way

 

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I barely understand any of this stock market shit but as long as the rich douchebags are getting fucked over I'm happy. Anything that fucks over rich douchebags is a good thing and I hope there's as much of it as possible.

Godspeed, you retarded autists. You're not the heroes we wanted, but you're the heroes we need.

I mean, it isn't going to turn out well for anyone who actually keeps holding Gamestop stock. They are still fucked.

 

[Activelo]

So, is there going to be consequences for anybody involved in this?

I don't exactly know a lot of things about the stock market.

 

[WinchesterPremium]

Dynamite (which is not the same as TNT) actually has very little military use and is used mostly for mining, demolitions, etc..

Dynamite is basically nitroglycerin on a stick. Nobel did make explicit propellant separate from dynamite, explicitly for use in war, though it wasn't as popular.

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

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Dare I say Based and Redditpilled?

Reddit is the captain now.

 

[Lone MacReady]

i'll never get over the nobel "peace" prize being named after the man who invented dynamite

That would at least explain why Obongo got one for drone striking so many arab children and hospitals, the "Council of Nobel" must LOVE explosions of peace.

 

[Shakka Ahmose]

So, is there going to be consequences for anybody involved in this?

I don't exactly know a lot of things about the stock market.

they might go after the people who run the wallstreetbets subreddit and maybe some regulation.

 

[HumptyDumpty]

That one reddit autist who has help GME since Sep 2019 has made $25m in the past 24 hours and is still in.

This is fucking insane. I want this to happen more often.

 

[Takayuki Yagami]

Doesn't matter if my portfolio is nose diving, I'm just glad this is gonna force the Democrats to either let Wall Street eat shit (fat chance of that) or bail them out and get leftists to start an intraparty civil war during Biden's first month in office.

Yeah. They wanna fuck with people’s lives, or steal every seat in government in the most blatant way imaginible. Ok, fuck it. Let’s hope these brave autists take the golden calf and burn it.

 

[Pee Cola]

i'll never get over the nobel "peace" prize being named after the man who invented dynamite

I suspect it's the same thought process the Aussies used when naming a swimming pool after a Prime Minister who disappeared whilst going for a swim.

Meanwhile, our boy Louis is pumping out more tl;dr for us all: