Snowflake shoe0nhead / June Lapine / June La Porta & Armoured Skeptic / Gregory "Greg" Fluhrer - A poor man's Boxxy: rejected by Vaush, disowned by /pol/ for burning coal, sleeps in a dog's bed surrounded by trash, and her ex-boyfriend.

[Faster Than Chris Robin]

Looked through, she has a nice body. If she wasn't so cringe I would smash.

 

[Purin Chan]

Shoe0nhead's nudes

We've seen Momokun, Chris, Gunt and several other lolcows have their nudes or sextapes leaked and surprise, they look fucking hideous and unattractive underneath the clothes. But by comparison, Shoe's are pretty tame and not that bad looking, like this could have been a lot worse when you think about how the average leak for a lolcow goes.

 

[Dean Pentel]

Average of average in all respects. I doubt she's any more fun to fuck than basically any other woman her age. Look, we all have our individual tastes, but some of you actually think she has a nice ass? Fucking hell lads, I highly recommend you up your standards significantly.

 

[twerjlh]

Average of average in all respects. I doubt she's any more fun to fuck than basically any other woman her age. Look, we all have our individual tastes, but some of you actually think she has a nice ass? Fucking hell lads, I highly recommend you up your standards significantly.

Nice doesn't have to equate to perfect, or even great. Its a passable ass. If I looked down after 6 shots and saw it backed up against me I wouldn't feel too bad.

 

[Dean Pentel]

Nice doesn't have to equate to perfect, or even great. Its a passable ass. If I looked down after 6 shots and saw it backed up against me I wouldn't feel too bad.

I don't know because I've never seen a naked woman, but I heard if their bodies are attractive enough you don't need that much liquor to feel sexually attracted to them.

 

[itskaon]

will she lock her twitter and go dark again? at this point why not make the onlyfans?, she's 30, no eggs left, political opinions shift depending on her BF etc

 

[twerjlh]

I don't know because I've never seen a naked woman, but I heard if their bodies are attractive enough you don't need that much liquor to feel sexually attracted to them.

the alcohol is to get through her insane ramblings and momo tier face in order to raw her and dip

 

[Druveer]

We've seen Momokun, Chris, Gunt and several other lolcows have their nudes or sextapes leaked and surprise, they look fucking hideous and unattractive underneath the clothes. But by comparison, Shoe's are pretty tame and not that bad looking, like this could have been a lot worse when you think about how the average leak for a lolcow goes.

Telling June that atleast she looks better than the Gunt would destroy her.

 

[sper]

Looked through, she has a nice body. If she wasn't so cringe I would smash.

Men should stop saying this, we are well aware all of us could get it from any of you

 

[HarblMcDavid]

Probably one of the less embarrassing nudes leaks I've borne witness to.

As for the rest:
-Holy eyebags batman, giving Rapp a serious run for her money there.
-Jesus christ clean yo fucking room.

That said, whoever did that boob-job appears to have done a good job, or else the camera isn't high resolution enough to show the scars. Frankly that's the most positive thing I can say and that's not exactly small praise given that seemingly 90% of boob-jobs fall into one or more common traps and look like shite as a result.

But that's more of a compliment to the doctor than Shoe herself.

 

[rotteneggs]

i have never been so disappointed by nudes

 

[Snuckening]

I stand corrected. THIS IS THE FOURTH TIME HER NOODS HAVE BEEN LEAKED

First: Kenny stealing her phone (Boxxy era)
Second: Doorframe
Third: Attempted Pinup (Sword &Couch)
Fourth: Current

She probably keeps leaking them herself. Seems like the kind of attention-hungry e-thot to do that.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Youre all mad she has great tits. Incel farms at it again

You can’t be serious when you have the Gunt as your avatar.

 

[AltisticRight]

I believe these are the oldest images in the set. She has a very average body.

Bar of thirst is that low now? I guess the coof does do weird things.
Anyway, what an absolutely filthy room. Look at the shit on the floor. Look at the rubbish everywhere. Really hammers the "need an adult to set her straight" point perfectly, and she's fucking 30, not 13.

 

[Mr Pancakes]

You can’t be serious when you have the Gunt as your avatar.

To be fair all things look wonderful after viewing the walking abomination that is the guntfather.
Heck, I had to watch DSP masturbate again just to get the horrifying vision of the gunt out of my mind.

 

[Marche]

Ventis tits may be sagging down to her belly button but at least they are real!

 

[Kosher Dill]

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Veenoos.... Come back Venoos...

 

[Niggernerd]

Seen better ass. Her titties look like some prop you'd find in a spencers too lol

 

[Popper Whiting]

Youre all mad she has great tits. Incel farms at it again

No I'm mad she didn't clean her fucking room.

 

[Rise]

That said, whoever did that boob-job appears to have done a good job, or else the camera isn't high resolution enough to show the scars. Frankly that's the most positive thing I can say and that's not exactly small praise given that seemingly 90% of boob-jobs fall into one or more common traps and look like shite as a result.

But that's more of a compliment to the doctor than Shoe herself.

I'll give her this, she took better care of her bolt ons than Anisa did.