/r/wsb autists taking on a wallstreet hedgefund. Elon musk involved as always / wallstreetbets / gamestop - Gamergate 2: financial boogaloo

[Stoneheart]

Kikes losing hundreds of billions over a 5 billion company make me sooooooo erected...

 

[buying gf]

i'll never get over the nobel "peace" prize being named after the man who invented dynamite

even if he hated how it was used it's fucking hilarious that they named it after him anyway

The story goes that Alfred Nobel's brother died, and some newspaper got confused and published a death notice for Alfred instead. It went on about how he was this evil nigga who is responsible for millions of deaths, so he wanted his legacy to be something nicer.

 

[the fall of man]

Officially declared to be too based for reddit.

wallstreetbets.win when?

 

[NJBear]

The bitch's face looks like it's melting.

Ding dong the Witch is.....

 

[Stasi]

Tyler Durden chimes in https://www.zerohedge.com/markets/sec-joins-biden-admin-actively-monitoring-option-volatility (can't archive rn, site is spazzing out, soz frens)

 

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So, is there going to be consequences for anybody involved in this?

I don't exactly know a lot of things about the stock market.

If there's any justice, the SEC might look into Elon Musk's activities in boosting this over the last couple days.

Tesla's earnings came out today, and surprise, the company hasn't magically turned into an actual serious car manufacturer, in fact they're doing worse than expected. I'm sure Elon didn't want to divert attention from his company, no, that would be a conspiracy theory.

 

[Shakka Ahmose]

I am kinda glad hedge fund companies are donating money to the populace. -Kiwi Farms User/4chan User

What the populace is doing is wrong and reckless . -MSM/Government

Also MSM and Government: Websites like Kiwi Farms and 4chan are evil and want the worst for society.

Who is really looking out for the everyday person?

Seeing your pfp made me realize this is probably the revenge of Gaddafi. 10 years since they took him from us

 

[Grotesque Bushes]

Truer words were never spoken.

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"Not this time, Bogdanoff!"

Non? Dömp eet.

 

[itskaon]

Watching the lefties respond to this is hilarious.

Do they cheer on the hollowing out of massive corrupt hedge funds by the little guy?

Or do they condemn the little guy for saying mean ableist words like autist and retard?

Well, first they have to understand how the stock market basically works. And for a group of people with barely any collective capital, that's already tough.

libshits will do what they do best being gaslight into thinking whatever their globohomo leaders tell them to believe

Hey remember when BLM threw the biggest tamper tantrum in human history from June to September, screeching ACAB!! and literally everyone supported it?

https://twitter.com/chefjoseandres/status/1350280107567538181?s=20

Nope!! now since da ebil huwhite NAHTZEES!! stormed the capitol we love our law enforcement!!!

 

[Fougaro]

Just like Cyberpunk 2077 brought back Crowbcat from his slumber, I hope this will bring Bizonacci back from the dead.

 

[FAQnews Correspondent]

Officially declared to be too based for reddit.

Off to /biz/ they go.

 

[Tookie]

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Semper Fi, you glorious bastards. (Archive)

GME went into freefall as soon as they did that.

 

[Account]

"They finally shut it down? Good. Dump eet."

 

[CrippleThreat]

GME went into freefall as soon as they did that.

It's over?

 

[Terrifik]

 

[God of Nothing]

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Semper fi, my autistic brethren

 

[Hitman One]

Holy shit look at the activity on /biz/


SHUT
IT
DOWN

 

[KokoroKoroki]

All the "hedge fund managers" on social media throwing a shit fit because they weren't the ones manipulating the stock market this time is comedy gold.

Get fucked retards.

 

[NJBear]

If there's any justice, the SEC might look into Elon Musk's activities in boosting this over the last couple days.

Tesla's earnings came out today, and surprise, the company hasn't magically turned into an actual serious car manufacturer, in fact they're doing worse than expected. I'm sure Elon didn't want to divert attention from his company, no, that would be a conspiracy theory.

I can't understand why Tesla builds these beast sedans the size of an SUV. He would sell more if they were Golf/Jetta sized. The car would cost much less and be a plus for ecology. Even though electric is far below in that respect juxtaposed with a TDI.

The model S looks nice. 0-60 in less than 2 seconds. Only $130,000 fully equipped.

Model S

Model S is built for speed and range, with beyond ludicrous acceleration, unparalleled performance and a refined design.

www.tesla.com

Here's the one I will buy after winning the lottery. Don't need the tri motor. Added the wheels and paint.

 

[Grandpa Simpson]

So, from what I understand, tomorrow everyone is going to call day traders and demand to buy into Battletoads? No, no, I'm aware of how much of an ass I look like now. I'll see myself out, thank you.

Basically this is whats going to happen.