/r/wsb autists taking on a wallstreet hedgefund. Elon musk involved as always / wallstreetbets / gamestop - Gamergate 2: financial boogaloo

[Capsaicin Addict]

How many of those redditors are getting out with modest but not insubstantial gains? I know 'only a few will be millionaires' -- but if a whole lot of them expend four figures and come away with -five- figure returns, that shit will add up quick.

I have to say, this is quite hilarious. Something about the SEC, though: they are woefully incompetent, because they are primarily lawyers only interested in if the forms were filled out. The accountant who helped nail Bernie Madoff knew in fifteen minutes it was a scam; it took him several hours to untangle it from there. But that was because he was an accountant.

 

[Desktop User2]

How many of those redditors are getting out with modest but not insubstantial gains? I know 'only a few will be millionaires' -- but if a whole lot of them expend four figures and come away with -five- figure returns, that shit will add up quick.

I have to say, this is quite hilarious. Something about the SEC, though: they are woefully incompetent, because they are primarily lawyers only interested in if the forms were filled out. The accountant who helped nail Bernie Madoff knew in fifteen minutes it was a scam; it took him several hours to untangle it from there. But that was because he was an accountant.

True but the WH is mobilized already:
Biden’s economic team is monitoring GameStop activity: Psaki

 

[Pope of Degeneracy]

Moral of the story here:

Nothing will ever compete with the raw, unadulterated power of autism

 

[AJneedsElocution]

They cry to big daddy government to wipe their asses with printed money

Its mostly hedge funds tho right?,they lose a fuck ton of cash/go broke and it will have knock on effects to other investments ,plenty of normies/autists make some some well deserved cash sticking it to the (((man))). But after that what else?

For people buying the stock over the last few weeks who are still in most must understand that its effectively a fuck you to the greedy WS types and dont mind losing some $$$,which is based as fuck imo.

But im somewhat confused how these wall street wankers can expect bailouts? How is it possible to directly collapse the market,as opposed to show just how stupid it is atm?

 

[waffle]

If they just straight up stop trading to let people cheat how can they expect anyone to have any market confidence ever again? At that point you might as well just tell everybody that the stock market in it's current form, is just our version of china's currency shenanigans - a way to fake infinite economic growth while enriching the entrinched elite.

 

[Zaryiu2]

What the fuck happens when the wall street fucks cant pay up?

2008

 

[The Demon]

I bought some stock with expectations that it will fail. I don't care. I just want to bleed the parasites.

i fucking love you bro

 

[Aegir]

If they just straight up stop trading to let people cheat how can they expect anyone to have any market confidence ever again? At that point you might as well just tell everybody that the stock market in it's current form, is just our version of china's currency shenanigans - a way to fake infinite economic growth while enriching the entrinched elite.

it already is that way so might as well make it official

 

[Grandpa Simpson]

 

[TurdFondler]

This is a perfect example to use when explaining stocks and how rigged the market is to laymen.

 

[Capsaicin Addict]

True but the WH is mobilized already:
Biden’s economic team is monitoring GameStop activity: Psaki

I'm sure they'll handle it with all the skill and finesse of those uneducated Slavs who were testing Chernobyl's reactor right before it went pop.

 

[the fall of man]

How many of those redditors are getting out with modest but not insubstantial gains? I know 'only a few will be millionaires' -- but if a whole lot of them expend four figures and come away with -five- figure returns, that shit will add up quick.

I have to say, this is quite hilarious. Something about the SEC, though: they are woefully incompetent, because they are primarily lawyers only interested in if the forms were filled out. The accountant who helped nail Bernie Madoff knew in fifteen minutes it was a scam; it took him several hours to untangle it from there. But that was because he was an accountant.

It’s super volatile, so a ton of people are riding the waves and harvesting buxx even as the discord screams “HOLD THE LINE“ and /biz/ screams “those redditors scammed us!”

I am most annoyed that reddit was cooler than 4chan this one time

 

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I can't understand why Tesla builds these beast sedans the size of an SUV. He would sell more if they were Golf/Jetta sized. The car would cost much less and be a plus for ecology. Even though electric is far below in that respect juxtaposed to a TDI.

The model S looks nice. 0-60 in less than 2 seconds. Only $130,000 fully equipped.

Model S

Model S is built for speed and range, with beyond ludicrous acceleration, unparalleled performance and a refined design.

www.tesla.com

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Here's the one I will buy after winning the lottery. Don't need the tri motor. Added the wheels and paint.

Oh yeah, the Model S is a helluva car. If they were just making those, they might even be able to be profitable without the subsidies in the long term, until larger luxury manufacturers commit more to making normal looking electric vehicles (lol why did BMW make the i8 instead of an electric 7-series).

 

[Reactor]

I'll be damned, AOC said something reasonable to go along with reddit actually doing something based. Everything's flip flopped along with Gamestop's stocks.

 

[God of Nothing]

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It's going up, up, up! Don't matter when it goes down, it just jumps back, motherfucker.

 

[LUNEKO]

Its mostly hedge funds tho right?,they lose a fuck ton of cash/go broke and it will have knock on effects to other investments ,plenty of normies/autists make some some well deserved cash sticking it to the (((man))). But after that what else?

For people buying the stock over the last few weeks who are still in most must understand that its effectively a fuck you to the greedy WS types and dont mind losing some $$$,which is based as fuck imo.

But im somewhat confused how these wall street wankers can expect bailouts? How is it possible to directly collapse the market,as opposed to show just how stupid it is atm?

What was exploited once can be exploited again, they figured out the pattern and can now willingly shit on the entire market when the conditions are met, even if reddit is shutdown and the accounts banned, unless everyone who participated faces jail time for this, they won't stop them, and as soon as the opportunity arises it will be exploited again, the only way to stop this is to change the rules of the game, and that is the last thing they want to do

 

[american_amadan]

I really want them to pull this off but it doesn't matter if they don't, the damage has been done. Big tech, the finance industry and the government have gotten their asses kicked so badly this month that they are going to panic for the rest of the year.

The average joe is fighting back and fucking everything up for the top dogs that think they are invincible. I will enjoy every second of it.

 

[God of Nothing]

I really want them to pull this off but it doesn't matter if they don't, the damage has been done. Big tech, the finance industry and the government have gotten their asses kicked so badly this month that they are going to panic for the rest of the year.

The average joe is fighting back and fucking everything up for the top dogs that think they are invincible. I will enjoy every second of it.

The autists know the game now and how to play it.

We are in for an interesting decade.

 

[Andy Bandy Man]

Oh yeah, the Model S is a helluva car. If they were just making those, they might even be able to be profitable without the subsidies in the long term, until larger luxury manufacturers commit more to making normal looking electric vehicles (lol why did BMW make the i8 instead of an electric 7-series).

I'm hoping Elon can also get some extra leverage selling electric car conversion kits.

I'll be damned, AOC said something reasonable to go along with reddit actually doing something based. Everything's flip flopped along with Gamestop's stocks.


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I don't think AOC is what most people think she is.
She get's a lot of character assassination cause she has the potential to say things like this.

 

[FAQnews Correspondent]

https://wsbets.win/ is alive.