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This little charmer?
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Or is ‘flash your great big weapon in the Ladies while looking like a grotesque freak’ just more of an everyday troon thing?
That's him! I had my defense contractors mixed up. Makes you wonder if they're putting something in the water...

Whoa, I just noticed the sword is literally a trans flag sword. Holy shit no one could make up stuff like this. If you wrote a character like this in a book no one would believe it.
 
so do y'all know Sam Collins? I think she's the only trans person I've seen so far who my brain genuinely sees as male (she's FtM)

like, I'm trying to see a female in there.. but idk... sometimes I see something feminine in her face but I found this vid of her before transition and goddamn that's the most masculine girl I've seen? Like how tf did she have such a low voice before T?

 
This little charmer?
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Or is ‘flash your great big weapon in the Ladies while looking like a grotesque freak’ just more of an everyday troon thing?
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Is it normal to have ROCKHARD NIPS after a jog? And if you have such a nipple boner that I can see them through your windbreaker and have no problem wearing women's clothing then why would you not wear a sports bra or something to keep yourself from chafing? Or just for basic decency?
 
so do y'all know Sam Collins? I think she's the only trans person I've seen so far who my brain genuinely sees as male (she's FtM)

like, I'm trying to see a female in there.. but idk... sometimes I see something feminine in her face but I found this vid of her before transition and goddamn that's the most masculine girl I've seen? Like how tf did she have such a low voice before T?

Her pre-T voice still sounds distinctly feminine to me. I've heard many girls with a voice that deep.

Her mannerisms and body shape are also still pretty feminine (narrow shoulders, etc) but despite it all I guess she does pass better than most FTMs.
 
so do y'all know Sam Collins? I think she's the only trans person I've seen so far who my brain genuinely sees as male (she's FtM)

like, I'm trying to see a female in there.. but idk... sometimes I see something feminine in her face but I found this vid of her before transition and goddamn that's the most masculine girl I've seen? Like how tf did she have such a low voice before T?

Her pre-T voice is low, but it's not that low... It's still feminine Mine (never on T or anything) is lower than that and I've been asked whether I'm a man or a woman a few times on phone. Some women are just naturally masculine and some men are naturally feminine looking.

This little charmer?
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Or is ‘flash your great big weapon in the Ladies while looking like a grotesque freak’ just more of an everyday troon thing?

This is giving me so much of a serial killer vibe that it's almost like he's making fun of that sociopathic crossdresser cliché... But nope, it's totally genuine.

Scary how this is celebrated
 
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so do y'all know Sam Collins? I think she's the only trans person I've seen so far who my brain genuinely sees as male (she's FtM)

like, I'm trying to see a female in there.. but idk... sometimes I see something feminine in her face but I found this vid of her before transition and goddamn that's the most masculine girl I've seen? Like how tf did she have such a low voice before T?

She is the most passable one i've seen, but her eye area still appears quite feminine to me and she looks like a high schooler despite being 24. That haircut helps her out a lot though.
 
Actually, I saw every episode Zeke was in over two seasons and I had no idea he was FTM. Honestly, I still don't really see it:

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If he has scarring, it's well hidden by his chest hair. And yeah, I guess he has some fairly rounded hips for a man, but as a straight guy I don't make a habit of looking at men's hips unless I'm specifically directed to. If you told me in advance that one person on his season was transgender, I might land on Zeke, but there are a few others I'd suspect first (and yes, Debbie Wanner there on the right, I'm looking at you).

It's important not to fall for the toupée fallacy, where we think every tranny is clockable because, by definition, we don't clock the ones that aren't. And while it's easy to say "it's obvious" when you already know someone is transgender, it may not be nearly so obvious when you just encounter one in the wild and aren't looking for clues (obviously that last part does not apply to most of the lovely ladies who get featured in this thread).
Not only does she have an hourglass figure, but the skull size is what really hammers it down. Look at the short and slight Asian man standing next to her. Even though he's shorter, his skull is still markedly longer, wider and more robust than the FTM skull. Plus look at those T-Rex arms. MTF's have orangutan arms that immediately make them stand out when placed next to a real woman, and the inverse is obviously true for FTM.
 
Toupee fallacy is a real thing though, it's not just made up by troons on the internet.
Yeah, but OP invoked the toupee fallacy to suggest that we are constantly surrounded by elegantly passing troons and nobody is the wiser...that is definitely made up by troons on the internet.
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so do y'all know Sam Collins? I think she's the only trans person I've seen so far who my brain genuinely sees as male (she's FtM)

like, I'm trying to see a female in there.. but idk... sometimes I see something feminine in her face but I found this vid of her before transition and goddamn that's the most masculine girl I've seen? Like how tf did she have such a low voice before T?

The only thing she "passes" as is an eleven year old boy tbh. I think that's the closest she'll ever get. Is she under 18, or just cursed?

But yeah, as others have said: Voice isn't all that deep, and mannerisms are a giveaway. I'd also bet that she'd be incredibly obvious if standing next to any other human being, because she looks tiny from the video and body language is a thing.
 
so do y'all know Sam Collins? I think she's the only trans person I've seen so far who my brain genuinely sees as male (she's FtM)

like, I'm trying to see a female in there.. but idk... sometimes I see something feminine in her face but I found this vid of her before transition and goddamn that's the most masculine girl I've seen? Like how tf did she have such a low voice before T?

Looks like a young Justin Beiber / Jacob Sartorius, acts like a wannabe bro. Most young FtM trans people are kinda like that.
 
The only thing she "passes" as is an eleven year old boy tbh. I think that's the closest she'll ever get. Is she under 18, or just cursed?

But yeah, as others have said: Voice isn't all that deep, and mannerisms are a giveaway. I'd also bet that she'd be incredibly obvious if standing next to any other human being, because she looks tiny from the video and body language is a thing.
It's more of an cursed thing. But all things considered, it could have went worse.
 
Plus look at those T-Rex arms. MTF's have orangutan arms that immediately make them stand out when placed next to a real woman, and the inverse is obviously true for FTM.
That's another subtle tell that quite often you don't even realise you've seen but it brings up the uncanny valley shit in your brain.

Men and women have different elbow angles. Mens' arms hang pretty much straight, whereas womens' kind of curve out. Something to do with allowing for hip width apparently. If you do a bicep curl men will naturally lift the weight straight to their shoulders, women kind of bring it across and in. It's called carry angle, I learned about it in the gym.

Once you know about it, it's one of those things you can't unsee.
 
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Is it normal to have ROCKHARD NIPS after a jog? And if you have such a nipple boner that I can see them through your windbreaker and have no problem wearing women's clothing then why would you not wear a sports bra or something to keep yourself from chafing? Or just for basic decency?
He is wearing breast forms under there. Like 100%.
 
Actually, I saw every episode Zeke was in over two seasons and I had no idea he was FTM. Honestly, I still don't really see it:

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If he has scarring, it's well hidden by his chest hair. And yeah, I guess he has some fairly rounded hips for a man, but as a straight guy I don't make a habit of looking at men's hips unless I'm specifically directed to. If you told me in advance that one person on his season was transgender, I might land on Zeke, but there are a few others I'd suspect first (and yes, Debbie Wanner there on the right, I'm looking at you).

It's important not to fall for the toupée fallacy, where we think every tranny is clockable because, by definition, we don't clock the ones that aren't. And while it's easy to say "it's obvious" when you already know someone is transgender, it may not be nearly so obvious when you just encounter one in the wild and aren't looking for clues (obviously that last part does not apply to most of the lovely ladies who get featured in this thread).
Finally, someone who said it! As much as I like shitting on trannies as the next person, I can't really understand the sentiment here of "FtM are so easy to clock, bro! Just look at the hips and brow!". Maybe it's because I'm female, but I have a hard time actually telling apart most of these FtMs when they actually try (no, I'm not talking about the 14 year old aidens or the ones who only wear tuxes and queer pins). Even when you point out some of the feminine features on some of the more passable ones, I just don't see how you'd detect that in every day life. Maybe I'm autistic?🤔
 
Finally, someone who said it! As much as I like shitting on trannies as the next person, I can't really understand the sentiment here of "FtM are so easy to clock, bro! Just look at the hips and brow!". Maybe it's because I'm female, but I have a hard time actually telling apart most of these FtMs when they actually try (no, I'm not talking about the 14 year old aidens or the ones who only wear tuxes and queer pins). Even when you point out some of the feminine features on some of the more passable ones, I just don't see how you'd detect that in every day life. Maybe I'm autistic?🤔
A lot of it is an unconscious reaction. You’re not looking to clock, but upon first sighting some primal instinct throws up the “SOMETHING IS OFF” signal.

I looked at that pic of the Survivor contestants and not even knowing what the discussion was or anything about the show (never watched it) thought, Huh, that’s either an FTM or a man with Kleinfelter’s, her female figure is so pronounced. Granted we’re in a troon thread so we’re conditioned to clock and post judgments, but even from a grainy, distant photo the signal was switched.

No one should break the power level, but I think some skill sets and professions lend themselves to clocking more correctly than others. Medical kiwis might have a better sense of determining male from female; artist kiwis too, if they’ve a thorough enough understanding of anatomy.
 
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Is it normal to have ROCKHARD NIPS after a jog? And if you have such a nipple boner that I can see them through your windbreaker and have no problem wearing women's clothing then why would you not wear a sports bra or something to keep yourself from chafing? Or just for basic decency?
Looks like some kinda bra, but it’s not doing a great job. Yes nips can occur, especially if it’s cold, that’s why you wear padded bras! (I dunno what men do, y’all on your own)
Yeah, but OP invoked the toupee fallacy to suggest that we are constantly surrounded by elegantly passing troons and nobody is the wiser...that is definitely made up by troons on the internet.
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I don’t understand this argument for one solid reason, trans folks are rare. Ones that blend in well even more so. Might I have shared a room with one? Maybe. If you’re not chatting with some one and just minding your own business you’d probably walk by a lot of folks and just not give a second thought. But the chances I have are pretty slim, misspend youth notwithstanding.
That's another subtle tell that quite often you don't even realise you've seen but it brings up the uncanny valley shit in your brain.

Men and women have different elbow angles. Mens' arms hang pretty much straight, whereas womens' kind of curve out. Something to do with allowing for hip width apparently. If you do a bicep curl men will naturally lift the weight straight to their shoulders, women kind of bring it across and in. It's called carry angle, I learned about it in the gym.

Once you know about it, it's one of those things you can't unsee.
Wait. Is this real or is this bro-sci?
Holy shit it looks real?
IS THIS WHY I CANT LIFT WEIGHTS RIGHT!

sorry.
 
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