/r/wsb autists taking on a wallstreet hedgefund. Elon musk involved as always / wallstreetbets / gamestop - Gamergate 2: financial boogaloo

Shakka Ahmose said:
I see enough normies and Zoomers saying this is good. The smears aren't working cause it's a fucking GameStop stock.
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Autism has done it, we found the puzzle piece that lets us use Optics.
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FaramirG said:
From what little I know about /r/wsb, a couple of them will actually become millionaires only to either immediately piss it away and/or get arrested because they violated some obscure financial regulation

Edit: Also a funny potential side effect of all this if any of you give a shit about baseball, apparently the New York Mets' new owner is heavily involved (like "invested $2.7 billion" involved) in the hedge fund that the reddit autists are currently nuking. Would be funny if this is what kills their World Series chances.
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I hate the Mets fuck them and the Yankees
 
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The Big O said:
Let's not forget the stink emanating from the current presidential administration. A good chunk of the American public don't believe them to be legitimate, and those who did sincerely vote for Biden are already regretting the sledgehammer of executive orders he's issuing that will invariably fuck our economy up. If there is even the mere utterance of the words "bank bailout" by Janet Yellen or any of the other swampies, people will probably go rip-shit at the prospect of another 2008.
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"Remember when the economy crashed and things went to shit when the Obama administration was in power? There's no way that'll happen again if we reinstall the Obama administration again under a different name right?"

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Autopsy said:

KNOW THE DIFFERENCE

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These gormless yet determined John Does will change the world, somehow (who even knows what the end turnout will be, other than a lot of new millionaires no matter what). The world will change whether anyone likes it or not. In some ways, the world is already changed by their mere existence, spitting in the face of an insider's market. That's called power.

The attentionwhore mooks with patreons that charged Capital Hill changed the world for the worse because someone else (the protestors' supposed opponents) wanted it to change. Along the way, some bitch got ahold of Pelosi's laptop and tried to sell it to China instead of just uploading the contents to the internet, and the only notable casualties are a cop (RIP), that one lady who got shot, and some deathfats who had heart attacks from "protesting" too hard. That's called embarrassing.

IT MIGHT SAVE YOUR LULZ​
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Good points, except for "changed the world for the worse" bit which was my point. The idea things got worse because of Capitol Hill is the last gasp of a seizing gray cell from a brainlet who forgot the "Trump Accountability Project" existed and who was advocating for it. CH didn't make anything worse. It was just an excuse to do what the powers that be wanted to do and would have done even if it never happened.

Of course, this happening is definitely superior, no doubt, but once there's another bailout or new legislature to protect these Wall Street gambling victims those self-flagellating fags from Capitol Hill threads will whine about it and blame r/WSB.
Remember: There are droves of people who actually blame sites like this one for "inciting" censorship in social media. Retardation is not rational.
 
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AStupidMonkey said:
Just for everyone's general edification:

Urban Dictionary: melvin

A frontal wedgie. Instead of underpants being up your butt crack, they ride up into the labia.
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Petition to change this thread's subtitle to "Melvin Capital Management gets melvined for $2 billion in milk money."
 
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