/r/wsb autists taking on a wallstreet hedgefund. Elon musk involved as always / wallstreetbets / gamestop - Gamergate 2: financial boogaloo

Syaoran Li said:
At this point, "Nazi incels" are to the 2010's and 2020's what Satanist cults were to the 1980's and 1990's.
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With the exception that the cults existed and were a big problem 70's-90's, whereas the Nazi Incels are just people with spicy memes online.
A better comparison would be the witch hunts, where some girl mixing a couple berries together caused a dog to sneeze and suddenly she's getting set on fire for witchcraft. Only instead of berries it's shorts.

I want to know how they'll find a way to deprive the cash from those who have earned it. There's no way they're letting some WSB posters become millionaires over this. I'd eat an anime if they survive it with stacks. This has to end with things getting blocked by court shenanigans or them getting disappeared/geting arrested for "crimes" on social media.

Whoever can contact the WSB guys, tell them to set flights early before they get their winnings, if they do.
Make sure the planes go somewhere without extradition.

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Asian markets closed on a down thanks to Reddit
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The hardest hit markets are Hong Kong and Indonesia. WSB managed to do more damage to the CCP and terroristic Muslims in just a few days than any country has dared in years. These boys are heroes.
 
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Kinoplex Robert said:
I'm getting AMC and Nokia stocks today about 150 bucks worth between them. I am just going to treat this like roulette or any other gambling game. Any of you lads pick up any stocks or make any cash yet?
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I put in the orders last night but woke up to find I’ve been cockblocked by Trading 212 so fuck knows if they’re ever gonna actually process my order

I didn’t YOLO my entire life saving into it so if none of these orders go through till like Monday and I end up losing money I’m not gonna reach lethal levels of assblastedness but at the same time I’m assblasted on principle, y’know?
Is this shit even legal?
 
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They just had to get Biden on the Iron Throne.

Fuck. We got Aegon the mad and Cersei Lannister elected.
DeadFish said:
Any way to start up a beat the rich investment firm?

That would be gold
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Yes. I don't know if you can put "Fuck Rich People" in your corporations mission statement, but I am sure that you could get a group of people together to wage economic warfare upon our betters.

But you would need to know the market well enough to notice a strategic opportunity such as this.
Ethereal Eye said:
https://twitter.com/SecureProfit/status/1354587467702263808 Suits are already really fucking mad. God bless you WSB and /biz/. Thank you for the biblical laughs. Godspeed you fucking autists.
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The smell of farts in that room must be thick.
 
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Elysian said:
I put in the orders last night but woke up to find I’ve been cockblocked by Trading 212 so fuck knows if they’re ever gonna actually process my order

I didn’t YOLO my entire life saving into it so if none of these orders go through till like Monday and I end up losing money I’m not gonna reach lethal levels of assblastedness but at the same time I’m assblasted on principle, y’know?
Is this shit even legal?
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Even on the practice account for trading 212 you couldn’t even get shares for Lloyds Bank this morning and Barclays had a set limit of 50 to buy.
These guys literally have the world by the balls right now and they squeeze that sack whenever they want.
 
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Rossman genuinely believes that this will result in another 2008 bailout if people don't take action and fight the media narrative. I would agree with him. Bailouts are happening regardless, but the least we can do is make sure that "hacked" hedgefunds are not included.

Stasi said:
Absolutely disgusting how these platforms are covering for their hedge fund buddies under the guise of protecting the plebs from 'market conditions'

What a joke
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One thing I like about this is that it shows who people really are.

This separates the trendy neoliberal latte lefties from the actual people who want policies.
 
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Today I was talking about this with a leftist soycuck that I unfortunately have to work with.
He found it as funny as I did.
It was a beautiful moment of peace, one I never thought would be possible just a week ago. The lines were drawn and I'd have sooner spit on an ANTIFA-fag or leftist shitbag than help him.
But now...now I can honestly say that for the first time in years I was face to face with a pinko, and I did not feel visceral disgust at his mere presence. Instead we laughed together, openly and with great joy as we imagined wall street burning to the ground.

In that one, singular moment, we were not foes.
We were brothers.
#unity.
 
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Otterly said:
What it should turn into is a realisation that the working class are being trampled on by a small financial elite. I mean I know everyone knows that, but they need to SEE it in action and here it is. Rules for thee and not for me, right in front of us.
But since that would have the potential to bring down entire power structures, it will be spun as whatever this week’s Bad Words are (like nazi gamer incel white supremacist blah blah whatever for example) and shut down as much as they can.
This is the most interesting happening since corona because it has the potential to genuinely hurt a lot of powerful people. Voting won’t remove them, but taking their money away will. So it’ll be stopped by any means possible
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If you can gamble 5 000 or more dollars on a stonk market, you are not working class, period.

Elsewhere than in the USA and Western Europe someone from the working class would be saving for years to get to 5 000. Am I supposed to root for an Asian-American youtuber who can afford to buy shares for thousands of dollars? Am I supposed to jump up and down in happiness for an investor who earned hundreds of millions in 2008 and now because he's not a hedge fund? Eat a dick, how are they different?
 
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Slap47 said:

Rossman genuinely believes that this will result in another 2008 bailout if people don't take action and fight the media narrative. I would agree with him. Bailouts are happening regardless, but the least we can do is make sure that "hacked" hedgefunds are not included.


One thing I like about this is that it shows who people really are.

This separates the trendy neoliberal latte lefties from the actual people who want policies.
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True, but how many of them are going to remember this the next time [brand] or [politician] says [progressive statement] ? I've realized just how many droves of people on both the right and left have the attention span of a ADHD house fly.
"Say, weren't these news outlets all covering ass for the wallstreet worms? Whatever they're saying BLM/MAGA now! YAY"

Remember when Blizzard was all pro-rights and pro-LGBT until one guy said something about Hong Kong and suddenly they were lapping heel for Winnie Xi Pooh? That outrage lasted all of a month before they posted a black box or whatever for BLM and they were getting called "Based"

captkrisma said:
I just realized this: With Budwiser, Coca-cola, and Pepsi not having commercials during the Super Bowl this year, can we convince WSB guys to buy ad time just to say "fuck you" to Melvin?
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We could technically pool our own money. A million single dollar donations goes a long way.
 
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Spoonge said:
Today I was talking about this with a leftist soycuck that I unfortunately have to work with.
He found it as funny as I did.
It was a beautiful moment of peace, one I never thought would be possible just a week ago. The lines were drawn and I'd have sooner spit on an ANTIFA-fag or leftist shitbag than help him.
But now...now I can honestly say that for the first time in years I was face to face with a pinko, and I did not feel visceral disgust at his mere presence. Instead we laughed together, openly and with great joy as we imagined wall street burning to the ground.
#unity.
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That's some wholesome fucking shit man. Ask him if he can redistribute his wealth gained through capitalistic means to you. For the party, comrade.
 
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RX-78NT-1 Alex Gundam said:
That's some wholesome fucking shit man. Ask him if he can redistribute his wealth gained through capitalistic means to you. For the party, comrade.
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I'll blare the soviet anthem on loudspeaker when I see him next. You know, to show that I am part of the great struggle against our bourgeoise oppressors.
That's gotta get me at least a bottle of vodka and one of those big fuzzy snowcommie hats.
 
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