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Ever since the rail road company started funding the Kiwi Farms we've been able to buy out all of Shaner's informers.
Lolcow Leonard F. Shaner Jr. - Autistic Pedophile / Foamer / Shitlord
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Here's a release poster for your book Len, this one is on the house
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You should of put a rainbow in the backgroundHere's a release poster for your book Len, this one is on the house
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But Captain Werner totally isn't gay or has had any gay encounters, he has a wife and kids!
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I have a few discrepancies with your rough draft so far, Mr. Shaner (for purposes of autism):
- From the information you gave to us, Captain Werner is 44 years old and has been working for 35 years. So he's been working since he was 8/9 years old? Aren't there child labor laws for that, especially since barge work isn't exactly the most child-friendly thing there is?
- Your story would benefit from more descriptions of the characters, not ages. What do your characters look like. For example: "Captain Werner was a rather weathered man. He sported a scraggly beard with some brown spots but age has mostly turned his hair a dreary gray. He removed his old red hat to reveal a balding scalp with very thin gray hair on the sides. Werner still had his trademark muttonchop sideburns, something he has been proud of since he could grow them as a teenager. He did have some scarring on his right cheek, however, due to what he called a 'little skirmish with a drunken Spanish fellow' some time ago."
That was pretty rough, but it adds a lot of depth to a character, you know what I'm saying?
- I know this is a children's book, but you either have to make it exciting for kids or change your subject entirely. What kid is going to read about the humdrum life of work on the river?
/autism.
- From the information you gave to us, Captain Werner is 44 years old and has been working for 35 years. So he's been working since he was 8/9 years old? Aren't there child labor laws for that, especially since barge work isn't exactly the most child-friendly thing there is?
- Your story would benefit from more descriptions of the characters, not ages. What do your characters look like. For example: "Captain Werner was a rather weathered man. He sported a scraggly beard with some brown spots but age has mostly turned his hair a dreary gray. He removed his old red hat to reveal a balding scalp with very thin gray hair on the sides. Werner still had his trademark muttonchop sideburns, something he has been proud of since he could grow them as a teenager. He did have some scarring on his right cheek, however, due to what he called a 'little skirmish with a drunken Spanish fellow' some time ago."
That was pretty rough, but it adds a lot of depth to a character, you know what I'm saying?
- I know this is a children's book, but you either have to make it exciting for kids or change your subject entirely. What kid is going to read about the humdrum life of work on the river?
/autism.
The wife is a MTF tranny and the kids are adopted from Guatemala.
Leonard F. Shaner Jr.
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Edit: Sorry. I didn't notice you wrote this. Yep it's confirmed!
So here's something funny I just heard. Saturday evening Leonard Shaner got hit in the head by a lantern one of the train guys was using. According to my sources Shaner was out taking photos and one of the guys working told him to leave. The train guy accused him of taking photos for one of his many hate pages. Shaner panicked and said something like "No! It's not mine! It's Freddy M.'s." and the train guy called him out on it. So Shaner got mad and impotently took a swing at him. He missed and received a lantern across the face for his trouble.
Just a fun story I thought I'd share.
Keep it up Matt, you'll be the next one charged. I'm done with this bull shit. George was out of line. He's being charge today. Will you be next? The cameras at the motel caught the whole event.
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What motel? What event? You getting a ding dong in your cornhole?
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I'm fairly certain that clocking you in the face with a lantern after you took a swing at them first isn't acting out of line.
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So you did get hit
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Lenspiracy board 2.0, I'll be updating the board as the saga of Lenny unfolds
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We told you not to do any tugging and riding behind the Motel 6 dumpsters, Len. What will your poor mother say?
So it's ok for you to try and punch someone, but when they hit you back in self defense it's wrong.
The Lenspiracy lives on.
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Jesus H. Christ... how old is this guy again? He's old enough to be my father, and in all honesty, his writing skills are deplorable for a man his age. I don't want to sound like I'm shielding, but I can write a more coherent, engaging, and interesting opening paragraph than Leonard, and I've still got youth on my side.
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Well he's either 42 or 46 or 54 or 58 or 86, depending on which source you follow. And to be fair, OPL probably could as well.
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What the hell were you doing at a motel?
Whatever it was, I doubt Jesus approves, Len.
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And when Connor can outwrite you, you know you're really bad.
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So wait, I'm not caught up on the past five or so pages, but I'm gathering that Len is/was an alcoholic? Say it ain't so!
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I have a rewrite with less autism.
Once upon a time there was a grossly obese, ugly autist named Len Shaner. Then he died and everyone lived happily ever after. The end.
Leonard F. Shaner Jr.
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